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Josh3235

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I saw this freak on TV.
She has an older kid and had both of them sucking her at the same time.
I wonder if she lets them feel her up yet ?
Like that magazine said, SHE HAS LITERALLY RUINED THAT LITTLE KIDS LIFE. When he does go to school, he will be known as the kid that sucked on his mom's tits for hella days and took a picture of it for a national magazine story!!!!!!!! Yay, another kids life ruined because a parent is incapable of using her brain!!
 

Total Head

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Like that magazine said, SHE HAS LITERALLY RUINED THAT LITTLE KIDS LIFE. When he does go to school, he will be known as the kid that sucked on his mom's tits for hella days and took a picture of it for a national magazine story!!!!!!!! Yay, another kids life ruined because a parent is incapable of using her brain!!
not only that, but i'm pretty sure that a woman's tits were not designed to be pumping out milk for years and years after giving birth without becoming pregnant in between. our ancestors were hunting and gathering by the time they were that kid's age. they were learning to be self sufficient. they weren't hanging off their mother's tit at 4 years old. talk about the pussification of our youth.
 

Wednesday

New Member
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47397758/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/

DEAD MAN WAKES UP AT FUNERAL

LUXOR, Egypt — The funeral of a 28 year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead. Hospital officials had pronounced dead Hamdi Hafez al-Nubi, who came from the village of Naga al-Simman in the southern province of Luxor, after he suffered a heart attack while working.
His family says grieving relatives took him home and, according to Islamic tradition, washed his body and prepared him for burial Friday evening.
A doctor sent to sign the death certificate found it strange that his body was warm. At closer observation she discovered he was still alive.
His mother fainted upon hearing the good news.
With the doctor's assistance, both al-Nubi and his mother were awakened and soon were celebrating with guests.
 

Stonerman Enoch

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Last November, two dolphins at a Swiss zoo endured slow, painful deaths after the facility hosted a weekend rave. Initially, puzzled officials blamed the animals' fates on everything from blaring music to vet negligence. But new toxicology reports reveal that the mammals died of a drug overdose. Here, a brief guide to this tragic story:
What happened to the dolphins?
Shadow and Chelmers of the Connyland Marine Park in Switzerland died mysteriously, and within five days of each other, following a weekend-long rave. "Animal-rights activists originally blamed the deaths on the event's techno music," says Courtney Garcia at MSNBC, suggesting that the thumping bass "disoriented and distressed" the sonar-dependent animals and weakened their immune systems. Zoo officials also suspected the facility's vets of feeding the dolphins incorrect dosages of antibiotics, and considered pressing negligence charges. But, now, new toxicology results confirm that the culprit was a heroin substitute called Buprenorphine, which is typically used to wean addicts off the drug.

How did dolphins get these drugs?
Experts are speculating that one of the thousands of party-goers dumped the Buprenorphine in the tank accidentally, or perhaps intentionally, amused by the prospect of doping up dolphins.

Why was this so deadly?
The drug likely played lethal tricks on the dolphins' brains, says Tim Newcomb at TIME, "switching off the monitor telling them they need to surface for air." Shadow was reportedly found dead after the rave. At some point after that, Connyland dolphin keeper Nadja Gasser noticed Chelmers drifting underwater unnaturally. "We tried to hold him," she said. "He was shaking all over and was foaming at the mouth," and his death was "very drawn out and painful."

Why would anyone hold a rave at a zoo?
That's what animal rights activists want to know. But Connyland owner Roberto Gasser insists that his zoo has rented out a "sound-proof chateau" near the dolphin enclosure every weekend for the last ten years, and that a vet was present during this particular rave. Plus, he says, these dolphins "died two weeks after the party, so the party had nothing to do with it at all." But Nadja Gasser disputes that account, saying the dolphins died much sooner after the rave.
 

RainbowBrite86

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[h=1]Shaving a picture of Matt Bonner in his head could net a young Spurs fan an in-school suspension[/h]
By Kelly Dwyer
Editor






By Kelly Dwyer | Ball Don't Lie – 1 hour 56 minutes ago






A young San Antonio Spurs fan faces an in-school suspension on Thursday if he doesn't somehow find a way to alter the image of Matt Bonner that was shaved into the back of his head. You read the previous sentence correctly. The Spurs forward, who is averaging just 14.6 minutes per game in the postseason, has apparently made such an impact on Woodlake Hills Middle School student Patrick Gonzalez that the youngster decided to have a hairstylist shave an image of the Spurs sharpshooter into the back of his haircut. Via Tas Melas, here's the image that has the principals at Woodlake Hills Middle School in righteous fear of the apparently inevitable anarchy and lawlessness in the school halls that will result if Gonzalez comes to school on Thursday without changing the haircut:
The offending haircut (Courtesy twitter.com/Grace__White)
Because the image is so threatening, and so severe, if the style isn't "fixed" by Thursday, Gonzalez will have to take in an in-school suspension (the worst of all suspensions, because you don't get to go home and watch TV), because that seems very rational and fair to all the children. Here's the story, from Grace White at FOX 29:
"There was no permission that was given if the parent thought that then it was a miscommunication," said Aubrey Chancellor, Judson I.S.D. District officials say the haircut is a distraction. "Whether it's the spurs or whether it's the cowboys anything people obviously support, it doesn't matter."
You hear that, Texas schoolchildren? Whether you support spurs or cowboys or even Spurs or Cowboys (two teams that obviously play against each other several times a year for the World Finals of Stanley Bowls), shaving a rather benign image of a fan friendly forward that wears New Balance sneakers during pro basketball games seems like the least offensive infraction we can possibly imagine.
Especially when the hero in question was an Academic All-American at college, one who "never received less than an 'A' as final grade in any class throughout his academic career, until he received a 'C' on a chemistry exam in college, which led to a final grade of a 'B.'"
(No word on if Bonner's 'C' and 'B' marks were unduly influenced by a classmate featuring an image of Sam Perkins shaved into his head.)
We don't know the entirety of this story, or Gonzalez's history. Perhaps he was caught selling three-pointers in the parking lot outside of the school last month. Maybe he was previously suspended for telling a teacher to "square your feet" and "get your elbow under the chalk" as she attempted to teach her class. It's possible that he served a detention earlier in the year for drawing a three-point arc on the inside of a textbook.
Still, unless this youngster has some history that led to a reaction like this, the threat of a suspension for an innocuous haircut like this can only be termed an "overreaction."





 

Total Head

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that kid better not cut his hair. no fucking way there's an actual rule against that. if there is that's sick. "no permission was given." give me a fucking break. if i had a kid in that school i'd send him to school with the principal with a hitler mustache cut in his hair. now that's something to get your panties in a twist over.

and if they're legit going to keep the kid in in-house until it grows out or gets cut they should be forced to pay for the original haircut and the "fix-it" haircut. and someone should tp their house.
 

RainbowBrite86

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[h=1]http://now.msn.com/now-plus/0516-wrong-kid-jail.aspx
Police goof puts 12-year-old in jail, leaves him in tears[/h]6 hrs ago


​You're 12 years old, your older brother has been arrested and you're sitting alone in a sheriff's office waiting room while your parents deal with it - so you're probably a little scared, right? Now imagine how Jacob Magruder felt when he was frisked by a deputy and placed in a holding cell, victimized by Jasper County, Ind., cops who managed to confuse him with his 17-year-old brother without bothering to ask his name or, you know, check with the arresting officer. "He was holding his belt in one hand and had tears coming down his face," said his mother, Michelle. An internal investigation into this casual approach to booking is under way. Maybe some badge-holder should get his next doughnut break in the same cell.
 

lokie

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who is next the kid to ware a mohawk or maybe the kid that shaves his head oh no what about bald i guess those will have to ware a wig?
what about afros and jewfros? mullets and rat tails are next i tell you. and braids may be in trouble too.

stupidity abounds.
 

Winter Woman

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A police officer in Georgia is under criminal investigation for allegedly kicking a woman who was nearly nine-months pregnant in the stomach before charging her with obstruction of justice.


In an incident report filed on Dec. 12, 2011, Dekalb County Police Officer Jerad Wheeler wrote that he gave "three verbal commands to 'Get back'" to Raven Dozier. The woman was in her third trimester at the time and visibly distraught over witnessing Wheeler taser her brother, Darius Usher, in response to a domestic disturbance.


Wheeler wrote that Dozier began "moving aggressively," prompting the officer to "kick her in the stomach to push her back," just as he was "taught to do in the Academy," according to the report.


Approximately six months later -- following an overlooked internal affairs complaint and a premature birth by C-section -- Dozier is suing the county as the district attorney investigates Wheeler's actions.


"This officer is just another loose cannon," Dozier's attorney, Mark Bullman, told The Huffington Post. "And I don't know how a 180-pound pregnant woman comes at you aggressively."


Bullman says that Wheeler, at the advice of his supervisor, arrested Dozier because he would "need to be justified" for kicking a pregnant woman if "something were to happen to the baby."
Police charged Dozier with obstruction and disorderly conduct, a "higher charge than the guy they tased," Bullman said.


"At the time of the altercation it was very dark and Ms. Dozier had a larger shirt on," Wheeler wrote in his report. "I could not tell by the sight of her at the time that she was pregnant."


Wheeler placed Dozier in the back seat of his vehicle and brought her to the police station. Authorities gave her a choice.


"They asked me did I want to go to jail or to the hospital," Dozier later wrote in a complaint filed with the Dakalb County Police. "I said I wanted to go to the hospital."


Doctors could already see contusions and spotting, according to Bullman. The attorney says that the infant became ill within the womb as a result of defecation from the impact.


Following the hospital visit, police returned Dozier to the station "where she was refused by intake," according to the police report. Authorities gave Dozier a court date and released her.


Records show that Dozier filed a complaint with the DeKalb police department's internal affairs unit, but authorities never investigated the incident. Instead, four supervisors and an internal affairs detective approved the actions, stating that the use of force met policy, WSBTV reported.


The Dekalb District Attorney's Office has since dropped the charges against Dozier, who is now suing a county where her attorney says police officers are "off the chain."


On Thursday, three other Dekalb county cops were charged with beating teenage suspects, some of whom were in handcuffs at the time, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.


Wheeler is also the focus of two other questionable incidents in which he is accused of killing an innocent family's leashed dog and forcing a 53-year-old woman's face onto a police vehicle.


Two weeks after being kicked in the stomach, Dozier prematurely delivered her child by C-section. Her son, Levi, is doing well.
 

Winter Woman

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3 days ago


They say you should go out doing what you love. A 67-year-old Texas man may have taken that inspirational advice to heart Friday night when he died at a strip club while getting erotic lap dances. According to a manager at the Red Parrot, Robert Gene White was face-deep in pelvic gyrations when it came time to pay the girls and he was found unresponsive. Staff attempted CPR before calling emergency responders, who took the man to the hospital. We can only guess White's final earthly sights, but we're pretty sure he passed on to the other side with pleasant visions in tow.
 

Nitegazer

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[h=1]Four tons of marijuana found floating off Southern California coast[/h]

Four tons of marijuana in large bales were found bobbing off the Southern California coast, and authorities are still trying to determine where it came from.
Harbor patrol agents began receiving tips about "suspicious bales" 13 miles offshore near Dana Point, in Orange County around noon on May 20, according to a report from CBS Los Angeles.

The Coast Guard, Orange County Sheriff's Department and U.S. Border Patrol hauled in some 160 bales or 7,623 pounds of marijuana. Border Patrol agents said the bales had a street value of $3.6 million.

So far, there have been no arrests, and there were no suspect vessels sighted near the area where the dumping occurred.
Border Patrol spokesman Michael Jimenez called the incident unusual in the Orange County Register. Typically, bales are found in the water because suspects and boats fleeing from authorities are in a hurry to get rid of them.
 

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
Anyone see the video of the moron putting his son in a laundromat dryer as a joke.

He didn't realize it started when you close the door lol
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
3 days ago


They say you should go out doing what you love. A 67-year-old Texas man may have taken that inspirational advice to heart Friday night when he died at a strip club while getting erotic lap dances. According to a manager at the Red Parrot, Robert Gene White was face-deep in pelvic gyrations when it came time to pay the girls and he was found unresponsive. Staff attempted CPR before calling emergency responders, who took the man to the hospital. We can only guess White's final earthly sights, but we're pretty sure he passed on to the other side with pleasant visions in tow.
Now THAT is a dream obit - "came&went" cn
 

Fungus Gnat

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A judge has ruled that a mixed-martial artist is mentally competent to stand trial on charges that he murdered and mutilated his friend in far Northern California.
The Eureka Times-Standard ( http://bit.ly/KehC2C) reports that a Del Norte County judge on Tuesday reinstated criminal proceedings against 27-year-old Jarrod Wyatt of Klamath.
Wyatt is charged with murder in the death of 21-year-old Taylor Powell on March 21, 2010. The defendant is accused of brutally beating and torturing Powell, including tearing off his face and ripping his still-beating heart from his chest.
Witnesses say the two had ingested hallucinogenic mushrooms and believed they were part of a struggle between God and the devil.
Some people can't handle their shit.
 
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