So, I got a job

[UncleBuck]

Treadmills are cool...but degrees open doors that would otherwise be closed...many of the classes are bullshit, i know...but the degree will open doors...I encourage you to reconsider...

lifegoesonbrah is selling me on this elliptical deal. it seems like a ponzi scheme, but he assures me that no hornswoggling is going on. i just send $2,400 to his account and he will send me the keys and tips to successful elliptical salesmanship.

seems legit.

 

[WileyCoyote]

lifegoesonbrah is selling me on this elliptical deal. it seems like a ponzi scheme, but he assures me that no hornswoggling is going on. i just send $2,400 to his account and he will send me the keys and tips to successful elliptical salesmanship.

seems legit.

Yeah, maybe I'll try to get in on it as well...seems like a winner...

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

lifegoesonbrah is selling me on this elliptical deal. it seems like a ponzi scheme, but he assures me that no hornswoggling is going on. i just send $2,400 to his account and he will send me the keys and tips to successful elliptical salesmanship.

seems legit.

Or you can take the payment plan of only 10 small payments of $300 with a competitive interest rate of 23.99%.

 

[WileyCoyote]

Or you can take the payment plan of only 10 small payments of $300 with a competitive interest rate of 23.99%.

Damn, can I get in on that as well?

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

Damn, can I get in on that as well?

We have the least stringent credit acceptance policies ever.

 

[afrawfraw]

Excuse me, I know you guys don't work here, but have any of you seen the air fresheners? I've been down every isle twice...

 

[WileyCoyote]

We have the least stringent credit acceptance policies ever.

Well, since my credit rating is 800+, I should be OK. Huh?

Honestly, I wouldn't invest a penney of my hard-earned money with a ripoff scheme like yours...good luck in ripping off poor people who are looking for a "get rich quick" solution to their patheticically poor lives...you are a bottom-feeder...enjoy eating fish shit while ripping the fish off their hard-earned money...

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

yep, and maybe return to the tax rates that weren't blowing up the deficit. ya know, since the intended effect of the new tax rates is a demonstrable failure that has only widened the income inequality gap and deficit to increasingly unsustainable levels.

Standard Republican view:

Increasing of taxes on the top 1% will not net much profit, therefore it does more damage than it does good to increase taxes on the rich. Benefit < cost.

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

Well, since my credit rating is 800+, I should be OH. Huh?

Honestly, I wouldn't invest a penney of my hard-earned money with a ripoff scheme like yours...good luck in ripping off poor people who are looking for a "get rich quick" solution to their patheticically poor lives...you are a bottom-feeder...enjoy eating fish shit while ripping the fish off their hard-earned money...

No sir, we don't do credit checks. If everyone defaults the government will just bail me out anyway.

 

[boneheadbob]

. So why don't you go back and finish your degree?

Its a little late for old commies like ub. If he had of been a conservative, he might have stood a chance.

Maybe Obama can bring back poorhouses so ub will have a place to spend his last days working at the commune

 

[WileyCoyote]

No sir, we don't do credit checks. If everyone defaults the government will just bail me out anyway.

Unfortunately, you're right...you have it all figured out...i must admit...much to my chagrin...i must defer to your superior logic...you kicked my ass....how do I recover from that? Help, someone....

 

[UncleBuck]

Its a little late for old commies like ub. If he had of been a conservative, he might have stood a chance.

Maybe Obama can bring back poorhouses so ub will have a place to spend his last days working at the commune

how's the bible thumper doing nowadays?

 

[boneheadbob]

how's the bible thumper doing nowadays?

It may be too late for college and a job but its not too late for Jesus.

 

[Canna Sylvan]

It may be too late for college and a job but its not too late for Jesus.

Bullshit! If Jesus is too late, I hire Carlos to trim my hedges.

 

[RyanTheRhino]

how's the bible thumper doing nowadays?

You know that some roman soldier plundered the middle east and brought back a storybook. No that would be to logical so god must have spoken these words yet we have never seen god so how could he...nvm its not worth it

 

[UncleBuck]

It may be too late for college and a job but its not too late for Jesus.

lol @ your primitive fairy tales.

 

[afrawfraw]

Delusion: An idiosyncratic belief or impression that is firmly maintained despite being contradicted Strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proofby what is generally accepted as reality.

Faith: Strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof.

Science=Reality=Proof.

I was never good at math

 

[InCognition]

no, not a good answer. that was a dodge.

why is everyone too chickenshit to just answer a simple question? it won't bite you.

I lost count of how may times you gave me a "not good answer", therefore you have no credibility on that subject. Dodging... you carry the same type of statistics in regards to dodging.

Chickenshit? Well you get the idea. You've done that before, you'll do that again. In case you don't know what I'm talking of, it's not providing a good answer and dodging. The irony....