tryingtogrow89
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Thought it was cancer as it seems appropriate for her age.
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Jer La Mota
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Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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Someone sent this link to this vid and now I just don't know what to think.
[video=youtube;_8J3odStvc8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8J3odStvc8[/video]
[video=youtube;_8J3odStvc8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8J3odStvc8[/video]
silasraven
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i cant stand people like this!!!!!!
Dirty Harry
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Skin cancer, the worst kind (malignant melanoma) , that spread to every organ.
silasraven
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^^^hope she was stoned the whole time!!!!
Total Head
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bird joke
Winter Woman
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The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touchedby the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,she is quite impressed by his sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself
thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
A woman meets a man in a bar.
They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touchedby the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,she is quite impressed by his sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself
thinking,
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips.
He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
curious old fart
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A fellow was sitting at a bar when a beautiful, sexy woman walked up to him and sat down and looked him in the eye and said, "I'll screw anyone, anywhere, anytime, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."
to which the man replied, "and what law firm are you with?
What do you call lawyers who sky dive?....skeet.
cof
to which the man replied, "and what law firm are you with?
What do you call lawyers who sky dive?....skeet.
cof
Dirty Harry
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If you knew her story, she also had Crones disease for many years she used marijuana to cope with it, along with the cancer that came later. She put up a good fight, she fought long and hard, but the cancer finally won. It happened pretty quickly in the end, but she fought longer than the average person normally does. She used all the medical treatments along with marijuana, and I think that is how she remained active until the end.
Winter Woman
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Somehow I can see Carne doing this at a really hot South Beach bar. I bet he has quite a sordid past and I bet the telling would take days. Pray tell us, Carne
[video=youtube;60GJ0dJ1xmE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0dJ1xmE[/video]
[video=youtube;60GJ0dJ1xmE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60GJ0dJ1xmE[/video]
Jer La Mota
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An Englishman, Irishman and Iranian had all applied to join the Secret Service (SS) and had passed all but the very last test.
The General said to all three "this last test is to ensure your loyalty to the SS, and for this purpose we have put each of your Wives in the next room. Each of you in turn must take this gun and shoot your wife". The General first passed the gun to the Englishman who then entered the room and shut the door. A few moments later he came out again and told the General that he could not do it and refused to join the SS.
It was then the turn of the Irishman, he too went into the room but came out again unable to do it and also refushed to join the SS. Finally the General passed the gun to the Iranian who bravely went into the room closing the door behind him. A few seconds later there was the sound of gun shots followed by "crash, bang, smash, whollop" and the Iranian came out of the room.
He said to the General "some idiot had put blanks in the gun so I killed my wife with a chair"...............)
The General said to all three "this last test is to ensure your loyalty to the SS, and for this purpose we have put each of your Wives in the next room. Each of you in turn must take this gun and shoot your wife". The General first passed the gun to the Englishman who then entered the room and shut the door. A few moments later he came out again and told the General that he could not do it and refused to join the SS.
It was then the turn of the Irishman, he too went into the room but came out again unable to do it and also refushed to join the SS. Finally the General passed the gun to the Iranian who bravely went into the room closing the door behind him. A few seconds later there was the sound of gun shots followed by "crash, bang, smash, whollop" and the Iranian came out of the room.
He said to the General "some idiot had put blanks in the gun so I killed my wife with a chair"...............)
Fungus Gnat
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Total Head
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now that guy earns his tips. i could have done without the nirvana remix, but very entertaining. was that russia?
PetFlora
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Carne Seca
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That's a gay man. The only thing he is checking is the hemline. He's thinking it's a knock-off.
Dirty Harry
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I think the blonde judge would of went home with him if it was a real bar setting...
