S & M (Vag's only please)

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RainbowBrite86

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I think this site would run more smoothly if we did have a ladies only section. Just because women like to talk about different subjects than men. We usually prefer more personal stories, and men prefer conversations that are, well...different I don't fuckin know. But when we share personal stories, the men get in a huffy and make snide comments about women being conceited and self-centered when it's just not like that. Sometimes we just wanna share damnit. If we had our own place to do it, maybe there'd be less arguments about threads.

That being said...made this thread for the clothed ladies who wish to share misc. stories, pictures, etc. without having guys ask them to take more off.
 

RainbowBrite86

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OK see THIS is where I threaten to post pictures of a sensitive nature to prove who is lacking intelligence and who knew better.
 

april

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LOL this will be a fun thread, where do i begin ......

Ok so last dude i was with claimed to be "big" and needed special size condoms, i was like sure sweety, ur so big, wow, well it didn't look that big. It hasn't been that long since i've seen one, or was my ex just a freak with a giant wang, cause the few guys i've seen since him look very small. So anyways me and self proclaimed Mr Big start going at it, i grab the rubbers just before we begin, grab his fully erect penis, still seems kinda thin but i'm not gonna complain, i aint got much titties to offer back lmfao. Well after a good 30 mins of crazy last night rabbit style sex were done, well he is, i finish and so am I ;) lmfao which seemed to amuse him.
So i go tidy up and realize that mister big has done some "damage" ouch but damn fun. So i'm wondering do i see a doc and ask them to look and make sure he didn't brk me? or wait a few weeks and see if i heal, lol ya how did i not feel that, fuck i like it ruff, my rainbow ur a nurse right? my lady parts are tender, did bleed a few days, not much but enough to know he did his job well, should i see a doctor? lol i've never had this happen lol
 

RainbowBrite86

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LOL this will be a fun thread, where do i begin ......

Ok so last dude i was with claimed to be "big" and needed special size condoms, i was like sure sweety, ur so big, wow, well it didn't look that big. It hasn't been that long since i've seen one, or was my ex just a freak with a giant wang, cause the few guys i've seen since him look very small. So anyways me and self proclaimed Mr Big start going at it, i grab the rubbers just before we begin, grab his fully erect penis, still seems kinda thin but i'm not gonna complain, i aint got much titties to offer back lmfao. Well after a good 30 mins of crazy last night rabbit style sex were done, well he is, i finish and so am I ;) lmfao which seemed to amuse him.
So i go tidy up and realize that mister big has done some "damaga" ouch but damn fun. So i'm wondering do i see a doc and ak them to look nd make sure he didn't brk me? or wait a few weeks and see if i heal, lol ya how did i not feel that, fuck i like it ruff, my rainbow ur a nurse right? my lady parts are tender, did bleed a few days, not much but enough to know he did his job well, should i see a doctor? lol i've never had this happen lol
Shit lol what'd ya'll do? You probably tore a little bit of skin in there. Come here i'll look at it for you lol.
 

RainbowBrite86

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I had a guy who (oh God lol) he um...he couldn't wear condoms. His penis was so small that there wasn't a size that would fit. And what made it even more funny was that it was like he had no idea he was small. Like having an "innie" for a penis somehow seemed normal to him. He couldn't even stand up to pee! I didn't have the heart to tell him it was not the condom companies at fault for sizing the condoms wrong when they made them...it's just that God has a bigger sense of humor than we give him credit for. If you don't believe me, i'll show you DS's.:fire:
 

april

Pickle Queen
LMFAO one guy i "dated" when i was in my teens had a penis the size of my thumb, We didn't last long, but i felt bad when he got me upset enough that i told people he had a micro dick, so not cool of me lmfao, but he said mean shit, cause i wouldn't "try" and suck his pecker lol i just said no and made him amuse me other ways until we parted, fuck i can't be a bitch, well face to face that is, on here men give me reason to release my womenly rage, i wish they didn't :(

I'm tired of being called a slut when iaint gettin any, my words might penetrate some people, but not my sweet honey pot ...
 

april

Pickle Queen
Also why don't men act like men, i mean ruff and dominating, put me in my place, i want it, need it, but no man can stand up to me without dropping to their knees or insulting me, fuck i need a strong man to contain me lol but most suck and become defensive, very few can play my game....
 

RainbowBrite86

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Also why don't men act like men, i mean ruff and dominating, put me in my place, i want it, need it, but no man can stand up to me without dropping to their knees or insulting me, fuck i need a strong man to contain me lol but most suck and become defensive, very few can play my game....
^^GAH! I Knooooooow what you mean. I need a guy on this very fine line. Dominate me, but treat me well. It seems like they're either too passive, or they're so dominate they turn into assholes. I just want a man who can ride me when I buck. Is that too much to ask?
 

Gyroscope

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Actually I bought her the house next door a few years ago so she could be close by. I'm such a mommas boy.

Now let's get them pants off bitches !!
 

april

Pickle Queen
Actually I bought her the house next door a few years ago so she could be close by. I'm such a mommas boy.

Now let's get them pants off bitches !!

I'm wearing a skirt, no panties, just knee high white socks.... Rainbow is wearing a pink smile and pig tails ....
 

RainbowBrite86

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You know what pisses me off? Male mechanics who tell you shit is wrong with your car just because they assume you won't know any better if you're a woman.

I was in Colorado, driving east, and I made a stop to get my cars fluids changed out. They said I had a small oil leak. So I take it to a mechanic. He tells me I need a new catalytic converter, new belts, new valve cover gaskets and a coolant flush immediately or my car won't make it 50 miles. He quotes me around $2200. I know there's an oil leak, and that's it's the valve cover gaskets, so I ask if he can just do that. Nope. He would do all of it or nothing. So I said fine. I'd like my keys back, please. And I left. I took it to another mechanic, who fixed my valve cover gaskets and put in some new spark plugs for $270 and found nothing wrong anywhere else. Bastards.

Then on my way back I stop at a gas station that also has a tire shop. I go in to pay for my gas, come out, and the guy from the tire section tells me my front right tire is going to blow at any time. Just back the car up into the garage, he says, and he'll put on my spare for me. Sure. I back the car up, he looks at my spare, and tells me it's not much better than what I have on there. Before I even know wtf is going on, my car is in the air. Literally. And he's walking around my car talking about tire treads and rotating the tires after x amount of miles and so forth. He tells me I need new front tires immediately. Oh and that'll be $300. He even almost had me with that sense of urgency bullshit until he says to me "I've got some used ones but they're not much better than what you have either." Ummm...soooo....my tires are about to blow...and you're selling ones just like them? I'd like my keys back please....
 
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