S & M (Vag's only please)

[KushXOJ]

What???? I don't get it carne.

You have a loose asshole
So the air made a "shhhhhhh" noise
Instead of a regular fart noise

Did I get it ?

 

[Metasynth]

Weeks? As far as I know, this is the first time I've attempted to call you out or hassle you at all...Whatcha talking about?

And how many weeks exactly? Bullshit, fuck you, you joined May 20th 2012, how many weeks can I have been calling you out, buddy?

 

[Hepheastus420]

I'm sorry. I"M SORRY. please don't eat me.




I'll tell you when you're older.

Dammit, so never again shall I say my age over the internet. I should just stop using this account and start a new one. I just won't mention my age in the new one ha.

 

[Metasynth]

You have a loose asshole
So the air made a "shhhhhhh" noise
Instead of a regular fart noise

Did I get it ?

I tell that joke every now and then! Except I usually insert someone else's name, instead on owning up to it myself...I got your joke, Kush!

 

[Hepheastus420]

You have a loose asshole
So the air made a "shhhhhhh" noise
Instead of a regular fart noise

Did I get it ?

hahahahahaha you're funny carne.

 

[Carne Seca]

You gave a loose asshole
So the air made a "shhhhhhh" noise
Instead of a regular fart noise

Did I get it ?

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

And how many weeks exactly? Bullshit, fuck you, you joined May 20th 2012, how many weeks can I have been calling you out, buddy?

piss off skidmark. you are beneath me. and you trolled my contest thread talking shit. trolled me in 2 threads in the grow section yapping your mouth off. and now you're trolling me here. maybe some of them were under my old account. i can't remember and really don't care anymore. go crawl back under the rock you came from.

 

[Metasynth]

piss off skidmark. you are beneath me. and you trolled my contest thread talking shit. trolled me in 2 threads in the grow section yapping your mouth off. and now you're trolling me here. maybe some of them were under my other account. i can't remember and really don't care anymore. go crawl back under the rock you came from.

Wait, I don't get it, if you joined on May 20th, and today is the 29th, then that isn't weeks, is it? Come now, I'm not trying to poke holes in your story, what other account were you using when I "called you out", because I only have one RIU account.

 

[Metasynth]

Why do you need more than one account, Phil?

 

[Hepheastus420]

My guerilla grow is gonna be so awesome. I want to "army" crawl to my location at least once.

 

[Metasynth]

My guerilla grow is gonna be so awesome. I want to "army" crawl to my location at least once.

Haha, just hope you're doing it out of choice, and not necessity...lol

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

Why do you need more than one account, Phil?

i don't have more than 1 account. i had an old one and then started a new one. the old one has been permanently closed by the site admin.

 

[Metasynth]

Why did they close your account?

 

[Carne Seca]

Funny how this thread started out as a celebration of estrogen and ended up being a pissing contest at a sausage fest.

Straight guys.

 

[Padawanbater2]

Also why don't men act like men, i mean ruff and dominating, put me in my place, i want it, need it, but no man can stand up to me without dropping to their knees or insulting me, fuck i need a strong man to contain me lol but most suck and become defensive, very few can play my game....

From a guys perspective, it seems like when you give a chick what she says she wants, you're viewed as a dick, as the asshole. This tactic unsurprisingly secures a lot of trim, but not much intellect. It seems, you get what you ask for..

In my experience, 9 out of 10 girls who claim they want this stereotype end up being cheated on and wondering 'wtf?'...

Dominate me, but treat me well.

What does that mean? How can you be in a state of domination but also be content? As a woman, you're asking to actively be placed in an inferior position in the relationship? (of course you're not, what are you really trying to say?)

Maybe on the 2nd date, but never the first Both are fresh meat, i must see if i want a nibble, so public places are best, i can get very touchy feely which leads to well, ya, i hate saying "no!!! cuddles please lol" when all i want is penis lol

If you want to have sex on the first date, what's the problem? Honestly, this seems like a taboo instilled from previous generations that most women these days simply hear and adopt as their own without giving it much thought. What is inherently wrong with sleeping with someone on the first date if you feel like there was an immediate, valid connection? Furthermore, what is wrong with sleeping with someone and then leaving it at that and not expecting a serious relationship afterwards?

 

[smoke doubt]

A recent survey has found that 1 in 3 women are just as dumb as the other 2

 

[Hepheastus420]

Alright I'm sorry april. Please bring your funny dirty talk back. We need it lol.

 

[Carne Seca]

vestigial social customs.

 

[ScoobyDoobyDoo]

Why did they close your account?

don't worry about it. you sure seem extremely interested in me for some reason. little creepy dude.

 

[Hepheastus420]

I used to think one night stand were immoral.. I change my mind. We are just animals after all. Morals are only here to be generally "good" in this world. So as long as you don't tell the person you love her/him then I say go for it.