no worries.
well, the cops aren't fucking with me yet. they tried to get on my property but i didn't let them. they should give the plants back, but who knows. they may just come back with a warrant instead.
this is what i imagine happening.
I'm sure everything will be fine man. You seem like a pretty level headed dude so I'm sure you didn't piss her off any. Also, sounds like you are a family man, at least married and have a bunch of critters, and from the sounds of your neighbor you live in a decent enough neighborhood. The portland city police have plenty of scum bags to shoot to worry about you too much I'd think anyway.
it's a facade of level-headedness. inside i'm churning pretty bad.
so your saying the plants that got stolen got found by a city worker...your growing by the law right..then why shity pantsso i'm out back watering the ducks when the wife comes to tell me there's a police officer at our door.
i step out to talk to her. she has a piece of paper in her hands. it was a piece of paper that i wrote planting plans on, what plants to put where. it was on the back of an envelope with my name and address on it.
apparently, a city worker found the plants somewhere today. turned them over to the police, my plants are now in the back of her trunk. told her about the incident and showed her my paperwork. she asked to see the greenhouse but i declined.
immediately she asks "is it because you're over your limit?" and i said no, it was based on legal advice i received upon joining the program.
a little more back and forth with her asking why i would not consent to a search if i was legal, me returning the same line. her asking why i didn't call them to report this, me telling her that i did not feel it necessary to get them involved.
she said she would talk to the chief about getting my plants back to me and left.
i am officially shitting my pants in the calmest fashion possible. fucking thieves. they got nothing except a shit stain in my pants.
i would just prefer that they stay away altogether. who knows what they want to do.
a hose is a great way to rinse sand out of your lady parts.
How you gonna kick a guy when he's down? Huh? That's just fucked up.
he's harmless, just a little butt hurt from the politics section.
i'm not going to push it.
yeah i suppose... not pushing it would be the best course...
Just think how much wasted city tax dollars those little punks have already caused by doin what they did. They are I'm sure clueless and could give a fuck anyway. They'll probably never really contribute to society much any way.
