I lived in a townhouse for a few years.
One morning around 6:00 AM or so, I had to pee so insted of go up
stairs I figured I would just step out the patio door and do business, quickly.
The townhouse backed up to a wood hillside.
No sooner than I get my squirt gun in hand I hear "STOP, Police, STOP OR I WILL SHOOT YOU WHERE YOU STAND!"
Lots of things go through your mind when you hear words like that. My thoughts were:
Holy shit I am naked, holding a weapon, and the cops are shouting they are gonna soot me!
The next instant I look over and see a dude running up the wooded hill behind the townhouse
and a cop chasing him.
The glorious feeling of relief covered my hole body knowing the object of the cops attention
was not me. In fact the cop never saw me. I was able to back back into my place
before they knew there were witnesses.
Why is it that I am always the naked one when the guns come out?
fucking sweet shit dude, im doing my clothes just throwing them in the wash when i hear what seems to be the persons tv up stairs. i dont think allot of iot so i hop right back up the steps and the mega phone gets louder. im thinking what the fuck is going on?? i open the door to swat right next door screaming threw the horn" come out with your hands up!!! if you dont we will send the dog in and they WILL bite you" you can hear dogs and see all the swat dudes with m 16's and riot gear complet with shield and helmets surrounding the peoples house next door front and back. till they went in and well it was fucking cool. im standing in the door way with a cop telling me to stay inside and when i come back to take pictures one guy says" we got another one in the doorway" so i cop steps forward with his gun ready across his chest. someone was taping the thing for the cops, o it was a wonderful sight. they didnt get anyone but still
