i peed the bed last night

[charface]

Not to side track the thread but you went there.
Here is how to set the old lady/man up for the dutch oven.
First save up a fart while in bed.
Inform your loved one that you intend to spit up in the air and see where it lands.
If she knows your nuts she will instinctivly burry her own head under the blanket.
You grab it so she cant get out and let it rip.
Your welcome.

 

[PUFeNUF]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhahahaahahaha

 

[RoguePlant]

Damn I needed a good laugh after the day I've had............. ( This is the best thread ever )

 

[Red1966]

i see red is so not bothered by my trolling of his dumb, romney loving ass that he is now spending his time going through my posts and reviving them. this guy says he works with nobel prize winners hey red, do you empty their garbage and clean their toilets or something? LOL!

At least I don't wet the bed. The janitors here earn more than you. Poor Bucky, work hurts his back and makes him shit and piss himself.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Does his avatar have anything to do with you buck?

Dedication.

 

[UncleBuck]

Does his avatar have anything to do with you buck?

Dedication.

for someone who works alongside nobel prize winners, he sure does spend a lot of time failtrolling me.

i dub him the 65 year old virgin.

 

[Red1966]

Does his avatar have anything to do with you buck? Dedication.

I stole his plants, too.

 

[Red1966]

for someone who works alongside nobel prize winners, he sure does spend a lot of time failtrolling me. i dub him the 65 year old virgin.

You started it, failure.

 

[UncleBuck]

I stole his plants, too.

witness the nobel prize winning toilet scrubber.

 

[UncleBuck]

You started it, failure.

how so? by pointing out that you knew nothing about the details of the martin case?

you didn't even know who serino was, you failbot.

fuck off.

 

[UncleBuck]

You started it...

spoken like a true 10 year old, champ!

just checked back on your posting. turns out it's the other way around. you started failtrolling me, so i decided to make you a special project.

possibly beenthere's sock puppet? or just a cranky old sorehead?

the world may never know.

 

[april]

Awww look Unclebucky made a new frenemy

Why does Regina smell like a tinkle house?? ewww

 

[UncleBuck]

Awww look Unclebucky made a new frenemy

Why does Regina smell like a tinkle house?? ewww

i once worked a job contracting mechanics in canada to work on our shitty chinese dirtbikes.

one time, i had to find a mechanic in regina.

while talking to one guy, i told him we needed a mechanic in re-gee-na. he promptly corrected me and said "it's re-gy-na. like vagina, but with an 'r' instead".

that guy ended up being our mechanic in regina and i never got the pronunciation wrong again.

 

[PUFeNUF]

i once worked a job contracting mechanics in canada to work on our shitty chinese dirtbikes.

one time, i had to find a mechanic in regina.

while talking to one guy, i told him we needed a mechanic in re-gee-na. he promptly corrected me and said "it's re-gy-na. like vagina, but with an 'r' instead".

that guy ended up being our mechanic in regina and i never got the pronunciation wrong again.

i met this guy from regina who moved to my town, i only knew he was from canada at the time until i looked at his facebook. i mentioned ohh you are from regina where ryan getzlaf (hockey player) is from!! he was like its vagina with an r, couldn't help but laugh. never forgot either.

 

[Red1966]

spoken like a true 10 year old, champ! just checked back on your posting. turns out it's the other way around. you started failtrolling me, so i decided to make you a special project. possibly beenthere's sock puppet? or just a cranky old sorehead? the world may never know.

Poor Bucky, failure in life, but thinks he's a success here. lol......

 

[UncleBuck]

Poor Bucky, failure in life, but thinks he's a success here. lol......

they're not paying to to post on a pot website, they're paying you to scrub nobel prize winning shit. get back to work.

 

[stoned cockatoo]

The key to peeing is you have to clamp your foreskin.

Clamp it real hard and proceed to urinate until your penis is inflated with pee then just release the foreskin pressure and watch the liquid eruption

 

[Red1966]

Thanks for the new sig!

 

[UncleBuck]

Thanks for the new sig!

those nobel prize winning shits aren't going to scrub themselves off the toilets.

seriously though, this guy claims to work alongside nobel prize winners. i shit you not. yet witness the intellect.

 

[Red1966]

Thanks for the new sig! Thanks for paying your taxes, too, helps to pay my excessive wages.