cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Whoa you made me check. I thought that was an edited quote, but no. cn
There's some major cunts and assholes on here
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I don't have a daily quota like some on here. I have almost reached my limit. I don't want to be an asshole every day !!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Dr Kynes
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Jesus was a fictional character who could be made to say anything that might suit the desires of the authorities of the church. You might as well declare the rightness of everything uttered by John Spartan in Demolition Man.
how odd that during a time when most people were illiterate the "good book" declared that you should give every scrap of wealth you possessed over the basic neccessity to the church, and the poor who gave everything (the widow's coin) were the noblest of all. i cannot for the life of me figure out why the churches might want the people to donate all they had, and despise the wealthy (the nobility) for their wealth while revering the clerical class for their service to the faith... oh wait. yes i can. thats why the catholic church is still the largest landholder in the world, even exceeding the US govt and the monarchy of england. amazing, what a coincidence.
pretending you dont realize this, and pretending you believe in jesus is just another attempt to convince the lumpen-proletarians that socialism is good. way to straddle two straw men without tearing your gooch bro.
Dr Kynes
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everypony has a gooch, both fillies and colts.
UncleBuck
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in judaism, they tell you not to go over 20% lest you yourself be in need of tzedakah. score another one for the jews.
I won't argue with that, lol. It's just that you said bro and I wanted to make sure you knew....How's the novel coming ? I have been waiting for the final chapters.
Dr Kynes
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i see wut you did there...
and i sort of approve. even though you prolly did 9/11. Fine grained and THC laden cannabis based residue found in the ruins suggest it was done by mossad's elite doobie brigade. no engineers have refuted this claim so its pretty much a fact!
Dr Kynes
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i have some shit goin on here, im stalled. gotta go back to my mom's place to rerpair stairs, roofs, outbuildings and garden ponds this week, and next week is jury duty. ill get it done, just need time to flesh out the characters and introduce the shadowy nemesis for our heroes (hint: the zombies will appear soon)
i think i might just post it all up in toke-n-talk when it's ready.
Hepheastus420
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He's going in deep.
I think it is :
UB 2.0
UncleBuck
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i don't go anywhere in the air that i can reach by road.
skunkd0c
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Sounds like trip to the grocery store for troll snacks is imminent
UncleBuck
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false.everyone has a asshole.... i guess we are all assholes in our own way.
http://news.asiantown.net/r/18257/Chinese-man-born-with-no-anu--115---doctor-created-a-hole-so-he-squeezed-faeces-out-with-hands.html
[h=1]Chinese man born with no anus, doctor created a hole so he squeezed faeces out with hands[/h]Submitted by Anonymous on Sun Feb 27 2011 16:01:00 GMT-0800 (PST) - Source: themorningstarr.co.uk
A 55-year-old farmer from the Hubei Province of China has spent his entire life with no anus bumhole.
The farmer, named only as Wu, was born with a condition known as anal atresia, where there is no real anus and the large intestine connects to the urethra. When Wu was an infant doctors surgically created a small hole for him near his urethra where he squeezed faeces out with his hands.
Despite this clearly nasty condition, it didn’t prevent Wu from getting married and starting a family.
Now, at the age of 55 Wu has saved up enough money to pay for treatment at the Wuhan Hospital. Dr Li Zhibiao from the hospital examined Wu and began treatment in January. Wu was fitted with an artificial anus, and three days later it was reported that he could excrete like a normal person.