I would rather smoke some weed after I get my rocks off ...
Weed is much better relaxer
"bust a nut, smoke a blunt now I'm rejuvenated"
and last week my vibrator broke...so no orgasms for me and I just think it is unfair...totally unfair...I sleep with him and he gets off...I get what? a mess...that is what...nothing but a goddamn mess!
He has a job...a good job...I am the one with no job...it costs more for daycare than I make working at the jobs that will hire me...lol.
That is where he is topnotch...making sure we have what we need...unless it is me, when I am not wearing clothes...
i hope chanice doesn't read this, but i've sometimes gotten myself almost there (without her knowing) and then had her go down on me so that i blow a minute later and convince her that she's just that good. i mean, she does give awesome head, but when you give someone a boost of confidence like that and make them feel like a goddess, your chances of getting head upon polite request at other times is always increased.
use this tip for good, not evil.
anyway...that is enough of that...it is a hopeless situation and we have tried all there is to try...so quick someone let's talk about something in your life that sux.
You know the talking only makes it worse..he has that dreaded issue of most men, PE...pretty much he gets off like a streak of lightning while I am just left sitting there somewhat confused...He can't seem to help it...he tries really hard...but it never works out and I am tired of 3-5 minute sex sessions...
I mean after awhile you know what will happen so just why keep doing this...ya know...
We've talked about it, and then I looked it up only to find the best advice is apparently to not talk about it...His dr. gave him some prozac, but it never helped with it...I guess it isn't really supposed to...we were just hoping to use an unwanted side effect as our main effect...anyway doesn't matter...
And he acts like I am supposed to initiate sex because he doesn't seem to know how, but if I start it, then I am literally left with nothing...I don't even get the foreplay if I seek the sex...it's like oh well she must be turned on...let's pump here for about 12 and a half strokes, and we're good...thanks honey and goodnight...
I was alright with it for awhile...no not really I mean as I said we have talked and talked about it...to no avail. Perhaps it is something wrong with me... but I have had good sexual relationships previously...just not with the men I end up marrying...I should just stop marrying guys that I don't like sleeping with...that would probably fix it....but it is obviously too late for that...
Is there something I can slip him that will cause him to need more than the aforementioned 12.5 strokes to finish...? Like the opposite of a date rape drug...like a date can't get off pill or something...?
anyway...that is enough of that...it is a hopeless situation and we have tried all there is to try...so quick someone let's talk about something in your life that sux.
and last week my vibrator broke...so no orgasms for me and I just think it is unfair...totally unfair...I sleep with him and he gets off...I get what? a mess...that is what...nothing but a goddamn mess!
I seem to have misplaced a joint.
Hmmm...another interesting fact that you April could already guess if you got the gist of my bitching...he doesn't go down either...lol hahaahahahahahahaaaaaa....
sometimes you have to laugh while you cry, or people will just think you are sad...