charface
Well-Known Member
O knew you would admit it sooner or later. Weild that pork sword wit honor and pride!!
Alright ladies WTF , 8 Inches too much?
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SirGreenThumb
Well-Known Member
Oh I'm sorry. To much for your virgin ears? Learn to roll a joint, then we'll talk.
srh88
Well-Known Member
the power movelol.. Oh I will. And that's not the only thing that is going in her tonight. Think I may also hit it from behind while rubbing her clit.
april
Pickle Queen
I dub the sirpleasurethumblol.. Oh I will. And that's not the only thing that is going in her tonight. Think I may also hit it from behind while rubbing her clit.
OMG that move always gets my knees knocking, gently grab her by the throat and pull her into ur chest.... always keep GENTLY rubbing move around and make her want ur fingers on her swollen clit.
Diamondbuds
Well-Known Member
Pretty commonly known stat for ya... 94% of men who boast penis size lie about it.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Then you wouldn't be porking her from the git-go. cn
srh88
Well-Known Member
eating the turkey burger?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
At least it's halal. Which, come to think of it, is the sound you'll make. cn
Morgan Lynn
Active Member
"It's not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean"
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
That's just horrible. Maybe I have a pencil dick since it's not as wide as even a redbull can, but a redbull can shaped dick sounds more like a deformity lol.
budsmoker87
New Member
OMG i went to the beach today (collected seaweed in big trash buckets for compost if i have a place to garden next year, but that's another story).
my shorts were a bit "tight" (pulled up all the way, they ALMOST reached my knees, maybe just barely).
I figured I was showing a bulge...some girls on the boardwalk really don't even try to hide their wandering eyes! I thought women only felt "objectified" (what a dumb word. I prefer "appreciated")...but I guess men do too
I gotta say I fucking loved the attention
At one point I made my way over to the water and was splashing around where the waves were breaking on the beach...and baby girl with a body like FIRE walks by, with 2 guys
I stood straight up, with my hands on my hips (try it sometime. girls take this as an unconscious jesture like you're showing it off)...she then stopped walking along the beach, stood infront of me, and began splashing around in the sand.
I really couldn't even handle it....I immediately started to feel that tingling sensation in my balls and could feel dick-throb just STARTInG to set in....suddenly the voice in my head goes "GET IN THE WATER!! SIT DOWN!!! DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A BONER" lol...so i splashed right by her, ran/dove into the ocean and made it look like i was completely distracted by waves/fun lol
my shorts were a bit "tight" (pulled up all the way, they ALMOST reached my knees, maybe just barely).
I figured I was showing a bulge...some girls on the boardwalk really don't even try to hide their wandering eyes! I thought women only felt "objectified" (what a dumb word. I prefer "appreciated")...but I guess men do too
I gotta say I fucking loved the attention
At one point I made my way over to the water and was splashing around where the waves were breaking on the beach...and baby girl with a body like FIRE walks by, with 2 guys
I stood straight up, with my hands on my hips (try it sometime. girls take this as an unconscious jesture like you're showing it off)...she then stopped walking along the beach, stood infront of me, and began splashing around in the sand.
I really couldn't even handle it....I immediately started to feel that tingling sensation in my balls and could feel dick-throb just STARTInG to set in....suddenly the voice in my head goes "GET IN THE WATER!! SIT DOWN!!! DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A BONER" lol...so i splashed right by her, ran/dove into the ocean and made it look like i was completely distracted by waves/fun lol
Hepheastus420
Well-Known Member
Congrats?
I've never seen somebody splash around in sand.. Are you sure she wasn't having a seizure?
budsmoker87
New Member
yea i get haters like you everywhere! i tell ya though, you should've seen the guy put his hand around her waist to direct her to keep walking once he realized she stopped dead infront of ME to show daddy that cute ass
idk if the "congrats" is sarcasm or genuine...either way thanks!
idk if the "congrats" is sarcasm or genuine...either way thanks!
budsmoker87
New Member
lol watery sand
PeyoteReligion
Well-Known Member
This guy...