Alright ladies WTF , 8 Inches too much?

Girls what is the best size?

  • 3"

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • 4"

    Votes: 1 3.6%
  • 5"

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 6"

    Votes: 4 14.3%
  • 7"

    Votes: 5 17.9%
  • 8"

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • 9"

    Votes: 2 7.1%
  • 10" +

    Votes: 2 7.1%

  • Total voters
    28

Hepheastus420

Well-Known Member
yea i get haters like you everywhere! i tell ya though, you should've seen the guy put his hand around her waist to direct her to keep walking once he realized she stopped dead infront of ME to show daddy that cute ass


idk if the "congrats" is sarcasm or genuine...either way thanks!
Oh you know me, hatin on them fools.

'twas sarcasm bud (playful sarcasm).. I mean who wants to hear about your buldge besides april?
 

charface

Well-Known Member
You should take your huge wang to wallmart and sit in the dressing room naked until
you are walked in on. Then stand up and put your hands on your hips. (Unless it is a cop)
 

april

Pickle Queen
OMG i went to the beach today (collected seaweed in big trash buckets for compost if i have a place to garden next year, but that's another story).


my shorts were a bit "tight" (pulled up all the way, they ALMOST reached my knees, maybe just barely).


I figured I was showing a bulge...some girls on the boardwalk really don't even try to hide their wandering eyes! I thought women only felt "objectified" (what a dumb word. I prefer "appreciated")...but I guess men do too


I gotta say I fucking loved the attention


At one point I made my way over to the water and was splashing around where the waves were breaking on the beach...and baby girl with a body like FIRE walks by, with 2 guys



I stood straight up, with my hands on my hips (try it sometime. girls take this as an unconscious jesture like you're showing it off)...she then stopped walking along the beach, stood infront of me, and began splashing around in the sand.



I really couldn't even handle it....I immediately started to feel that tingling sensation in my balls and could feel dick-throb just STARTInG to set in....suddenly the voice in my head goes "GET IN THE WATER!! SIT DOWN!!! DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A BONER" lol...so i splashed right by her, ran/dove into the ocean and made it look like i was completely distracted by waves/fun lol

Awww my cupcake had a fun day didn't he ;)
 

Grojak

Well-Known Member
Just gotta learn to take it easy on da ladies man.

Legs up and spread can be too deep for a lot of women i've been with (when they say ow and wince thats time to switch it up). This position can still be dne but you have to avoid goin balls deep, same can be said for missionary. Never been too deep going Doggie btw. In my experience can't be too fat, seems women love thickness just gotta learn to control depth or date taller women with deeper canals (I only assume taller means deeper).
 
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