OMG i went to the beach today (collected seaweed in big trash buckets for compost if i have a place to garden next year, but that's another story).
my shorts were a bit "tight" (pulled up all the way, they ALMOST reached my knees, maybe just barely).
I figured I was showing a bulge...some girls on the boardwalk really don't even try to hide their wandering eyes! I thought women only felt "objectified" (what a dumb word. I prefer "appreciated")...but I guess men do too
I gotta say I fucking loved the attention
At one point I made my way over to the water and was splashing around where the waves were breaking on the beach...and baby girl with a body like FIRE walks by, with 2 guys
I stood straight up, with my hands on my hips (try it sometime. girls take this as an unconscious jesture like you're showing it off)...she then stopped walking along the beach, stood infront of me, and began splashing around in the sand.
I really couldn't even handle it....I immediately started to feel that tingling sensation in my balls and could feel dick-throb just STARTInG to set in....suddenly the voice in my head goes "GET IN THE WATER!! SIT DOWN!!! DO SOMETHING, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET A BONER" lol...so i splashed right by her, ran/dove into the ocean and made it look like i was completely distracted by waves/fun lol