Alright ladies WTF , 8 Inches too much?

[UncleBuck]

where's the option for 2''?

 

[missnu]

Imma the bigger the better kind of girl...lol.

 

[charface]

Somehow when she says things they don`t come across as creepy. It is impossible for me as a guy to talk all horndog
without sounding like a creeper in an open forum. Thats why I just flood their inbox with dick pics. Not mine mind you!

 

[Hepheastus420]

Aww heppy i'll put it back on, come her luv , take off ur pants let me fix ur junk.....

Thank you april.. I was too embarassed to ask my friend for help..
I have the supplies ready..

 

[DelSlow]

MAN never though I would hear the day I got turned down for this................ wtf I have dreaded this my whole life but for the opposite reason.

WTF..... I mean WTF it cant be true you have babies and shit. Well this fucks up my night... I guess she just didn't want to


...............

So she doesn't like big ones?

Send her my way

 

[kystoner]

Imma the bigger the better kind of girl...lol.

i heard that before

 

[kystoner]

i tried to put mine on her and made everyone mad

 

[kystoner]

i tell yall a true story i walked behind the barn to take a piss and when i looked back i seen a tear fall from my horses eye now what do you think about that

 

[charface]

I think your horse has a super small dick.

 

[kystoner]

damn thing never looked at me the same

 

[april]

Thank you april.. I was too embarassed to ask my friend for help..
I have the supplies ready..
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And these baby

 

[Hepheastus420]

And these baby

Yes, we will need tweezers to safely apply the super glue.. Such a smart person you are april.

 

[charface]

Imma shove a stiff wire in my pee hole so I can make custom bends in it.
Imma Giver!

It already has a pistol grip.

 

[RyanTheRhino]

i tell yall a true story i walked behind the barn to take a piss and when i looked back i seen a tear fall from my horses eye now what do you think about that

cuz he knew what was going to happen next

 

[kystoner]

cuz he knew what was going to happen next

yeah he thought i was going to still his mare i know i should not have showed him that thing

 

[Hepheastus420]

cuz he knew what was going to happen next

Let us have a moment of silence for the horse..

 

[cannabineer]

yeah he thought i was going to still his mare i know i should not have showed him that thing

I do not wish to contemplate the possible offspring. cn

 

[kystoner]

you know i thought about until now but he does buck and snort ever time i go to ride the old mare

 

[kystoner]

my daddy told me when i was a boy that you will know your a man when your on your knees and it hits the floor when i turned 13 i told him i was a man

 

[Hepheastus420]

my daddy told me when i was a boy that you will know your a man when your on your knees and it hits the floor when i turned 13 i told him i was a man

You're dick fell off too? Sucks man.. it truly does.