My 35 day old mid-grade plants- any suggestion

sir smokesalot

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forreal honestly, fuck all of you arogant aSSholes that want to be jerks or assholes seriously thats not mature, i am askin for help cuz im a begginer and yall are shutting me down, fuck all of the haters that are negative, for the people posting positive advice and that arent calling me a meat ball or wat eva the fuck thats supposed to be omg that sounds like sumtin a grandpa would say thatnks for all the advice from everyone but i dont like rude people im srry
omg i cant take it:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: "a How not to Grow pot FAQ" :mrgreen:

Dude, just say no!:joint:
 

CannaSeur

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hey man like everyone says not to be harsh man but thats not wow... its whooooaaa what the fuck is that? it looks like a 35 day old giant seedling, its beyond repair, can you imagine getting busted for that? throw it buddy. fuck the lights buy a horticulture book OR AT LEAST READ THIS WHOLE SITE! it has so many specific sections and sub sections ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. if you've read and seen alot of hightimes books then you know your plant looks nuthing like that and you would know a table lamp does not work. I can already tell from your pics that its fuckin dark. do you know what a plant looks like after 35days? Bag seed is not bad at all unless its infested with seeds and there hermaphrodites. you can get decent strains for under 100 US. if you can't afford that then you can't afford to grow I'm sorry to say. don't you at least want to do it right? that is not even a ghetto set up you have, its not even a set up period. even if you had good seeds they will all end up like your first plants if you don't get proper lighting and ventilation. DO NOT PUT THE FAN BLOWING DIRECTLY ON YOUR PLANTS. No offence but I don't think you read anything. are you even of age to be on this site? This is almost like the guy that was growing 50 plants with under 60watts and said the hydro company called his place because he added 2 normal household bulbs. The spot you are even using should be nuthing in it but plants you light source white walls, thermomters and hygrometers. it should be a sterilized room literally. you don't add nutrients to your seedlings til at LEAST its 4th set of leaves(real leaves) not circular ones and those die off about after 30 days because of no light. the only circular leaves you should be getting is the cotlydons and thats it!(only 2) your 3 prong leaves should have actually stopped after 5-6 set of leaves even earlier. 35 days you should be seeing preflowers already. not even the best grower in the world can tell you if its a boy or girl before it shows sex. so how you know its a girl cuz its got more leaves? do you know how smart your sounding?

you have to learn from scratch, get a ed rosenthal closet cultivation book or a jorge cervantes latest grow bible or if you really broke, read and search every single thread in here before posting. At leats try and make an effort to do it on your own 1st, you know? ok your on a budget or broke but you should at least save and buy actual equipment even if its one at a time. if your broke then you have no choice but to wait. cuz shit happens man, you might have to buy more fans or nutrients for defeciencies etc etc. thats what I mean by surprises. it is a real living thing almost like a baby, or a cat or dog. especially if your growing indoors, then you become mother nature and have to have everything right and balanced. a cat or dog can fend against predators but a baby or a plant cannot. give your baby too much water it can die feed your baby too much it can die also. your baby or plant cnnot feed itself. I'm sure you see what I am trying to get at. this is serious shit even though it is a hobby and that hobby right now is illegal to boot. in one of the grow books it says the absolute min. should be half gram per watt minimum. but the actual standard for a grower is 1 per watt or you risk yourself for nuthing, waste your time for nuthing, money for nuthing. and most importantly effort for nuthing.

look I really am a nice guy, yes I just joined here but those few that do kinda get an idea of me know I'm cool but one thing I cannot stand is stupidity,ignorance and close mindedness. if you look on all my threads I have never asked any questions, that does not mean I am guru of growing or whatever but most of the questions i asked have probably been asked at least once so I look first so you don't embaress yourself and have everyone looking down on you.
 

THSeaofgreen

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GP420 is an asshole licking douchebag... if i could i would personally boot you off RIU for being such a big pussy. Letting everyone else take over your thread cause youre a bitch. Im officially blowing my load on your thread your POS, i hope everyone else does too.

SPLAT
 

tehdansauce

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this is exactly what RIU needed, an endless count of inconsiderate kids who first have no experience and secondly think they do.
 

Gamberro

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My god, I have never seen a seedling grow that tall. This is hilarious! In a weird way, this is actually a massive achievement.

Now, grind that up and mix it with some soil. It might be useful as fertilizer.

PS: SPLAT
 

Gamberro

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Believe me, I am not a 'brother' although I grew for many years. I am not 'select' either from "back in the day" I just grew and grew - told no one - and I didn't know anyone internationally; if I did I certainly wouldn't have told them I was growing - That's the FIRST (and Last) mistake you want to make..

I never saw any goodwill either - it was always about PROFIT and having my stash, too... In fact I'd say it was pretty cutthroat "back in the day"...

Perhaps, in your neighorhood it was all sweetness and sunshine - i guess it depends where you were 'back in the day'..
peace sherry:mrgreen:
True, dude must not have been spending "the day" in South Philly.
 

Johnnyorganic

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This needs to be a sticky on what not to do!:mrgreen: or maybe it could be put under plant problems:mrgreen:

i think that this is secretly FDD and he is just fucking with us:joint:
Brilliant! We should list a topic called 'Dumb-asses' in the plant problems category.

This thread is funny. Andy Kaufman funny.
 

zjjeepin

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i cant wait to see these new pics!! i dont know if im gonna die from laughter, or shock... but it should be one of the two... haha and o yhea... SPLAT! :)
 

CannaSeur

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well i am going to go germinate some more seeds right now n the next time i plant them i will keep them closer to the light so therefore there wont be any stretching. can male plants still bud by the way? isnt the weed just more seedier, n thanks for the advice.. i appreciate it man im tryin to learn as much as possible its just so hard to let go of sometin u been workin on day n night for a month straight n just be like, trash. ya know>

I thought you said you had a book and bunch of hightimes mags? I call bullshit if your asking this. in 35 days it hasn't showed any preflowers its an official weed!!! your book and all hightimes mags would have told you and showed you this.

can male buds still bud by the way???? come on!!!!! you sure you have a book??? and you just told us you have no more seeds but your goin to germ some more?

And zjjeepin, it will be all of the above and then some. I say hes' under 18, get him off the site.
 

Gamberro

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Read the book, bud, read the book.

Under 18 isn't allowed here? I WANT kiddies growing my bud. Have you ever played the upcoming generation in a first-person shooter? Shit, man...
 

fucknutballz

New Member
growpassion PMed me and told me he was under 18, the rules state he must be banned indefinetly. please do your job mods and admins. get rid of this young kid.
 

Johnnyorganic

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I thought you said you had a book and bunch of hightimes mags? I call bullshit if your asking this. in 35 days it hasn't showed any preflowers its an official weed!!! your book and all hightimes mags would have told you and showed you this.

can male buds still bud by the way???? come on!!!!! you sure you have a book??? and you just told us you have no more seeds but your goin to germ some more?

And zjjeepin, it will be all of the above and then some. I say hes' under 18, get him off the site.
This thread is a parody. Not to be taken seriously.
 

cocobitzz

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forreal honestly, fuck all of you arogant aSSholes that want to be jerks or assholes seriously thats not mature, i am askin for help cuz im a begginer and yall are shutting me down, fuck all of the haters that are negative, for the people posting positive advice and that arent calling me a meat ball or wat eva the fuck thats supposed to be omg that sounds like sumtin a grandpa would say thatnks for all the advice from everyone but i dont like rude people im srry
Umm. Learn what the fuck constructive criticism means.
 
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