KidneyStoner420
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yeah, do you have the Ninja or not?
Are you dead yet?
Are you dead yet?
I Got Laid- Afraid Of Aids- Pray For Me
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Winter Woman
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Did your dick fall off yet?
Another Beardo prayer:
Dear Lord, Please leave Beardo's dick on his body. Amen
roflmao... sorry.
Another Beardo prayer:
Dear Lord, Please leave Beardo's dick on his body. Amen
roflmao... sorry.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I'm trying to come up with some transubstantiation humor, but I don't think a tranny was involved this time.
That said I'm gonna put in a shameless plug for one of my best puns on this site, which has gone unremarked. it's about one page up. cn
beardo
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Nothing to report, I'm probably going to wait another week or two and then try to get tested for free if I can find a place that does free rapid testing.
No dripping that I've noticed, maybe some burning from time to time but i'm not sure if it's any different than usual, no blisters but I've had a rash for the longest time it's terrible between my ass and legs and balls I think it's unrelated, no growth-it's still small
RainbowBrite86
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Oh that is just so wrong...
ClaytonBigsby
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Beardo, when I was young and crazy I scared the bajebus out of myself and went to the county health dept for free and anonymous testing. Try that. They should give you a number and you can call in for the results using that number. Try some Desetin (40% Zinc Oxide) cream on the rash. You can find it anywhere for a few bucks. It won't hurt, only help. Glad to see you're still hangin on.
KidneyStoner420
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Oh noes! That's the first sign.
Swamp Ass, followed be Crotch Rot. Less than 48 hours later is sure death.
KidneyStoner420
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BenGay should do wonders for the rash
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
hat reminds me of a story told to me when i was much younger. Someone filled a sunburn victim's Vaseline Intensive care bottle with Ben-Gay. Poor guy. cn
KidneyStoner420
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Naw, it'll work great for the rash
beardo
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I try not to bathe because I avoid fluoride, it damages your brain and it's poison so I don't bathe or shower but I do swim sometimes in the lake or in the ocean if I get the chance, I have tried all the creams and ointments and sprays and it doesn't go away, some kind of help, some make it worse, I think maybe it's staph infection or maybe just crotch rot.May a thousand fleas nest in your crotch !!
Tinea cruris............AKA crotch rot, jock itch, Bathe my man. Get an ointment at the drug store.
KidneyStoner420
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Bro you are fucking gross. Bathe hippie.
All joking aside that's just disgusting. Do you go outside, or are you afraid of mosquitoes carrying west nile?
All joking aside that's just disgusting. Do you go outside, or are you afraid of mosquitoes carrying west nile?
blazinkill504
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thats what you get for fuckin a girl named v-nasty bro.
KidneyStoner420
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That's not really her...
Is it?
Is it?
beardo
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You can laugh and joke but when you end up crazy or retarded from the stuff in the water you're bathing and showering in then I'll have the last laugh.
Of course i'm not afraid of mosquitoes and west nile, that's all propaganda, mosquitoes don't even bite my because I don't use all the products most people do that attract them.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You mean like blood? cn
