Union Teachers Say The Hell With Students

[Carne Seca]

MOF, my last colonoscopy was done by a Sikh.

No shit!!!! (pun)

Don't know if he used his hand tho, cuz I was out.......

Felt like he DID use his hand the next day and made a fist while doing so.

Sorry for the following graphic description, but, here's a little tip from a gay guy (no pun intended). The next time (when you start to feel penetration) push out like you're taking a dump. This will open things up and be a lot easier on you later.

Oh wait... you were knocked out.. never mind. But this works with a prostate exam too.

 

[Krayven Sumhead]

Sorry for the following graphic description, but, here's a little tip from a gay guy (no pun intended). The next time (when you start to feel penetration) push out like you're taking a dump. This will open things up and be a lot easier on you later.

Oh wait... you were knocked out.. never mind. But this works with a prostate exam too.

The worst (10x worse than a colonoscopy) is a 'cystoscopy.'

That's when they jam the 35mm single reflex camera attached to a garden hose into the end of your penis and start shoving and shoving and shoving till it feels like it's coming out your throat.

At least, that's what THAT feels like.

And you are wide awake, with no pain meds, nothing.

(Except the big fatty I burned out in the parking lot)

Cuz these are done on an out-patient basis.

Only takes an hour these days.

 

[cannabineer]

That, ummmm .... sounds bad.

Now that i did say that, I'm diving back behind the couch cushion fort. cn

 

[Krayven Sumhead]

The worst (10x worse than a colonoscopy) is a 'cystoscopy.'

That's when they jam the 35mm single reflex camera attached to a garden hose into the end of your penis and start shoving and shoving and shoving till it feels like it's coming out your throat.

At least, that's what THAT feels like.

And you are wide awake, with no pain meds, nothing.

(Except the big fatty I burned out in the parking lot)

Cuz these are done on an out-patient basis.

Only takes an hour these days.

I forgot to add, just before the insertion, the doc sez, "This may feel a little uncomfortable".

And there is a 54" HiDef right in front of you cuz they video the whole affair.

Major, major, suckville.

 

[Padawanbater2]

The worst (10x worse than a colonoscopy) is a 'cystoscopy.'

That's when they jam the 35mm single reflex camera attached to a garden hose into the end of your penis and start shoving and shoving and shoving till it feels like it's coming out your throat.

At least, that's what THAT feels like.

And you are wide awake, with no pain meds, nothing.

(Except the big fatty I burned out in the parking lot)

Cuz these are done on an out-patient basis.

Only takes an hour these days.

I would rather die.

 

[NoDrama]

Doubtful unions are 'publicly funded'.

I know the Trade Union I belong to (United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners) is funded by the members.

Teamsters, also.

I doubt tax payer money goes into union organizing and operations, that's all.

I never said unions were public, I said that a TEACHERS UNION is a public union because it is 100% supported by taxation. How do you think teachers get paid? You think they send a bill for services rendered to your parents?

 

[ChesusRice]

I never said unions were public, I said that a TEACHERS UNION is a public union because it is 100% supported by taxation. How do you think teachers get paid? You think they send a bill for services rendered to your parents?

No asshole
It is supported voluntarily by teachers wages

Their wages not the publics

Fucking get it?

 

[Krayven Sumhead]

teacher that has a publicly funded union behind them.

Really?

This statement doesn't refer to Unions being 'Publicly Funded'?

It's not my fault you don't understand how a Union works and how daily operations are funded.

The Republican rhetoric is eating at your brain, dude.

Unions don't pay teachers, either. Unless they hold an elected office.

The state pays teachers, not the Union.

You should investigate your talking points a little more.

It's obvious you don't understand how a Union operates or how the cost of Union operations are funded.