How Tall Are You?

[cannabineer]

Ok, so here goes but it may not make sense.
Two male tourists who can't speak Spanish were leaving a bar and wanted a take away so they asked for " dos conyos para llevar" what they meant was "canyas" . 'conyo' in this context means slut and a 'canya' is a beer.

There's a similar one in English. Three guys want to go fishing, but two are delayed. Their buddy goes ahead and is told to reserve "two punts and a canoe" (a punt is a sort of small boat). Buddy telegraphs back "Have secured two local ladies, but what the fxck is a "panoe"?" cn

 

[420God]

6 feet standing up, 9 inches when i'm laying on my back

 

[marc88101]

I had a boyfriend that was 5'6. I used to have fun manhandling him while... err.... umm.... we were uhh... playing a rousing game of baseball... yeah that's it.. baseball. ;p

Carne seca,, aren't you a guy?

 

[marc88101]

Great burn! That is hilarious!

 

[cannabineer]

Carne seca,, aren't you a guy?

He is, and is one of the few openly gay members here. cn

 

[marc88101]

He is, and is one of the few openly gay members here. cn

Ohhh cool, I meant no disrespect just confused by the comment I assumed he was a guy. I think its awful how gay folks are treated and would never take part is that!....

 

[Metasynth]

Nevermind...