Who would Jesus vote for in 2012?

[Ernst]

Juan Teeentheee Pecenteee Topee Incomeee Americano ! Where is my burrito Ryan?

 

[NLXSK1]

Juan Teeentheee Pecenteee Topee Incomeee Americano ! Where is my burrito Ryan?

Why do you hate the rich so much? Did some rich guy carjack you once or something? Were you assaulted by a group of bankers? Why you so mad bro?

 

[Red1966]

Given two choices of Democrat or Republican who do you think Jesus would vote for?

Not being a US citizen, he would vote for neither.

 

[Ernst]

Why do you hate the rich so much? Did some rich guy carjack you once or something? Were you assaulted by a group of bankers? Why you so mad bro?

You assume. No Facts are your Trademark!

 

[NLXSK1]

You assume. No Facts are your Trademark!

I assume nothing. I am going off of your post attacking the income of Mitt Romney. You consistently attack rich people therefore there must be some underlying reason for the condition.

The facts are in your posts.

I am simply asking you why you are such a hater...

 

[ChesusRice]

Not being a US citizen, he would vote for neither.

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he is a jew
he wouldnt vote for Ron Paul or Mitt romney

 

[Ernst]

I assume nothing. I am going off of your post attacking the income of Mitt Romney. You consistently attack rich people therefore there must be some underlying reason for the condition.

The facts are in your posts.

I am simply asking you why you are such a hater...

You do know burrito means little Donkey as in Sheik and his Donkey?

Who cares anyway?

 

[deprave]

he obviously wouldn't vote for either one of these two, this is like asking if Jesus would vote for Nero or Caesar.

 

[Ernst]

he obviously wouldn't vote for either one of these two, this is like asking if Jesus would vote for Nero or Caesar.

Perhaps!

It seems we think Jesus would vote for Romney.

Can anyone tell me why that would be true?

 

[Flaming Pie]

Perhaps!

It seems we think Jesus would vote for Romney.

Can anyone tell me why that would be true?

Because you are biased?

 

[undertheice]

Since he doesn't have citizenship he would be voting illegally...

then obviously he'd be voting democrat. that is, after all, one of their favorite little tricks.

 

[lifegoesonbrah]

Its pretty lol that you even limit Jesus' choices to the two party system.

 

[deprave]

Mormon Jesus is an alien actually, he'd wouldn't vote for Romney, he'd vote for Zynor from the Galaxy 6 sector nine

 

[Dr Kynes]

Indeed!

It accesses several social-psychological icons and concepts.
It paraphrases "What would Jesus do?"
It also exposes that we are a Nation of God Believers; Our Brand of God by the way.

And so on.

Choose to have fun, protest, participate and otherwise find this a gravity of interaction.
It is also a subtle poll on who is voting for who.

Symbolism is not a unary thing. It is multidimensional and interactive not static.

and for those of us who are NOT christians jews or moslems the question is not only irrelevent but ludicrous.

you might as well ask who would bhaal vote for, or mithras, or bastet. i kmight be interested in who sun wu kong votes for or perhaps ghanesha, but definately not a dead half god. herakles is my go to guy when polling dead demigods. he represents the quintile better than jesus.

 

[gaztron3030]

He'd say "Fuck Dad you need to lay off the bong and pay attention, this place being run by a bunch of retards!"

 

[Ernst]

I'm rather tired with the Job but on the two party.

Our Media limits us mainly so limiting Jesus to two choices is a refection of our situation.

I believe Jesus would vote Democrat because he was against Money Changers and in favor of helping the Poor.

Romney is in favor of expanding opportunities for the Money Changers and reducing benefits for the Poor.. At least today he is. What will he flop to tomorrow?

 

[Flaming Pie]

I'm rather tired with the Job but on the two party.

Our Media limits us mainly so limiting Jesus to two choices is a refection of our situation.

I believe Jesus would vote Democrat because he was against Money Changers and in favor of helping the Poor.

Romney is in favor of expanding opportunities for the Money Changers and reducing benefits for the Poor.. At least today he is. What will he flop to tomorrow?

Jesus was not against businessmen or moneychangers. He was against them using the church to do business. Geez, why don't you quit smoking and read what you are preaching.

 

[deprave]

I'm rather tired with the Job but on the two party.

Our Media limits us mainly so limiting Jesus to two choices is a refection of our situation.

I believe Jesus would vote Democrat because he was against Money Changers and in favor of helping the Poor.

Romney is in favor of expanding opportunities for the Money Changers and reducing benefits for the Poor.. At least today he is. What will he flop to tomorrow?

Democrats are in favor of Money Changers as well, see the bank bailouts, continued borrowing, fiat currency, also reference the resume of the ENTIRE WHITEHOUSE STAFF.

 

[Carthoris]

I have to say that aspects of Ron Paul's politics are attractive but not all are.

Also he is not a valid choice. Good One tho.. The Ron Paul Humor lives on.

I think with Jesus's support Ron Paul could win. lol.

 

[Flaming Pie]

why does everyone believe that republicans dont help the poor? So, just because they help businesses they are kicking the homeless? WTF.

We still have food stamps, health care for elderly/impaired/pregnant and such. We didnt need a universal health tax to accomplish that.