Your dick on the internet

Heisenberg

Heisenberg

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So are there any guys who haven't put their dick on the net? My theory is that guy+camera+computer+time= dick pics. My friend disagrees and thinks that it's actually uncommon for most guys to do it, and then admitted he scanned his dick when he was younger.

Furthermore, have you ever known a girl (or guy) IRL and then manged to track down nude pics of her on the net? Do you think girls are less likely to expose themselves digitally? If you find out your friend's girlfriend has put erotic pics on the net, can your friend get mad at you for jerking off to them?

*Sorry if this seems geared towards males. I welcome ladies input as well.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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Heisenberg said:
So are there any guys who haven't put their dick on the net? My theory is that guy+camera+computer+time= dick pics. My friend disagrees and thinks that it's actually uncommon for most guys to do it, and then admitted he scanned his dick when he was younger.

Furthermore, have you ever known a girl (or guy) IRL and then manged to track down nude pics of her on the net? Do you think girls are less likely to expose themselves digitally? If you find out your friend's girlfriend has put erotic pics on the net, can your friend get mad at you for jerking off to them?
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I've never personally uploaded my dick to the internet, but I've sent plenty of dick pics to people I know, as well as a few I don't, and perhaps (more than likely) it's out there somewhere. Let me know if you see it, it's got a freckle just right of center down the shaft, so if you ever happen to see it, that's me!

I'd think it depends on the person in general, I guess most guys are less conservative when it comes to things like that, so it's probably safe to assume there are more guys doing it themselves than girls, but that's only a theory, I have a folder of 'self pics' in my porn collection with a couple thousand different chicks (yep, I like porn), not a single guy.. lol, so I don't have any numbers to support it, but the ladies are out there, that's for sure.

/r/gonewild is awesome for that :D

If I had a friend who got upset at me for beating it to his girlfriend for posting pics of herself, I'd probably still do it and just not tell him about it anymore.. I can see why he might be upset, but that's not my fault..
 
sworth

sworth

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There's only two places I would/have put my dick, and they're both organic! ;)
And my friend could feel free to get mad at my wanking off to pics of his girl found on the net. Where they're found doesn't make it okay...But then, if I were to engage in such practice; I also wouldn't tell him! lol!
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I've never taken a picture of my dick, and after the reading the OP I'm wondering why that is. I've never (knowingly) seen nude pics of anyone I know on the net, except the pics of my ex-wife I posted last week. I'm not sure if my buddies would be angry with me if I beat off to nude pics of their women, I wouldn't be. IRL, I did mind when guys would stare at the fine woman I was with: I'd stare them down and sometimes say something. I've never fought over this, but it's been close a few times. I don't mind quick, admiring glances at my woman, but the long lustful stares are just rude. I think woman are natural exhibitionists and love to pose of nude/sex pics, but only for the guy or guys she's emotionally close to, whereas guys seem to not mind if the entire world sees their shit. People are funny...
 
sworth

sworth

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Yeh man! That's what I tell my son "Look once to see if you like her, twice if you do, but the third better be coupled with talking to her or you've crossed the line.."
;)
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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tyler.durden said:
I've never taken a picture of my dick, and after the reading the OP I'm wondering why that is. I've never (knowingly) seen nude pics of anyone I know on the net, except the pics of my ex-wife I posted last week. I'm not sure if my buddies would be angry with me if I beat off to nude pics of their women, I wouldn't be. IRL, I did mind when guys would stare at the fine woman I was with: I'd stare them down and sometimes say something. I've never fought over this, but it's been close a few times. I don't mind quick, admiring glances at my woman, but the long lustful stares are just rude. I think woman are natural exhibitionists and love to pose of nude/sex pics, but only for the guy or guys she's emotionally close to, whereas guys seem to not mind if the entire world sees their shit. People are funny...
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Wait.. what?! LINK SON!
 
thehole

thehole

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They say the camera gives you ten pounds, I wonder how many inches it gives you?

I've never sent a pic of my dick to anyone, but this has happened to me.

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D3monic

D3monic

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I was being goofy and sending dick pics to my exwife. I doodled lil smiley faces and shit. One time I drew a monocle and made a little top hat. " some times Mr head likes to get dressed up for Cock-tail parties" well one day I was trying to show a co worker a pic of my new gf and he snatched the phone and started scrolling. That cocktail pic scrolled by. I about died!
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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sworth said:
Yeh man! That's what I tell my son "Look once to see if you like her, twice if you do, but the third better be coupled with talking to her or you've crossed the line.."
;)
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LOL! My son is 11 now, and it's so funny to see what a little man he is. He's giving me the nudge or the 'o'clocks' when he sees a fine chick. He's very discreet with his staring and loves to wear his mirrored sunglasses when we go downtown so he can look but not turn his head. The problem is that he can be attracted to little girls and women, so sometimes I get, 'dad, check that out!' and I'll look to see a pair of 12 year old girls. I'm like, 'Dude, that's not for me, that's for you. Tell me when you see something over 18 (or over 16 if they're particularly hot. J/K)...
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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I had a GIRLFRIEND, yeah, full on BF/GF, who was too conservative to sext pics.. She was pretty self conscious about her body so whatever, even though I loved it.. If someone asked me to sext them a pic, especially if it was my GF, I wouldn't even second guess it. I really couldn't care less who sees my junk, and I don't understand what's the big deal, especially if the person receiving already finds you attractive and they're not candid about letting you know.. I have a semi-fuck buddy right now who is the exact same way. To me, that's totally unattractive, all it does is tell me you're not happy with yourself and you're too lazy to change it. I need to find a better fuck buddy..
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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D3monic said:
I was being goofy and sending dick pics to my exwife. I doodled lil smiley faces and shit. One time I drew a monocle and made a little top hat. " some times Mr head likes to get dressed up for Cock-tail parties" well one day I was trying to show a co worker a pic of my new gf and he snatched the phone and started scrolling. That cocktail pic scrolled by. I about died!
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AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH! +rep
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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tyler.durden said:
LOL! My son is 11 now, and it's so funny to see what a little man he is. He's giving me the nudge or the 'o'clocks' when he sees a fine chick. He's very discreet with his staring and loves to wear his mirrored sunglasses when we go downtown so he can look but not turn his head. The problem is that he can be attracted to little girls and women, so sometimes I get, 'dad, check that out!' and I'll look to see a pair of 12 year old girls. I'm like, 'Dude, that's not for me, that's for you. Tell me when you see something over 18 (or over 16 if they're particularly hot. J/K)...
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lmao man, I bet my dad was thinking the same shit and I was always totally oblivious to it.. How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Padawanbater2 said:
lmao man, I bet my dad was thinking the same shit and I was always totally oblivious to it.. How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
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42, but most people guess early 30s. I've got the Sicilian oily olive-skin thing going, our people tend to age well without many wrinkles;)
 
D3monic

D3monic

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If you google penis with a top hat the second image is pretty similar. Except his monocle and mustache is much more superbe
 
ProfessorPotSnob

ProfessorPotSnob

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Proud to never have shared that side of me with the world through the internet . I had women ask to see such on webcam or in photo and my reply is come feel the real deal , cyber perverts .. Whatever floats your boat I guess but after all is said and done the penis is one ugly instrument compared to female anatomy and to post it like so is gay if you ask me ....

Go ahead post your genitalia on the net , show the world what a slut and looser you really are lmfao ......... Chances are some Gay man will be whacking to your peter one day just as men whacking to female images lmfao ...Sick sad little world it really is
 
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