Your dick on the internet

Padawanbater2 said:

Oooooh yeah, I remember those, allow me to present one of my ex's, I'm afraid I have to blur the face though (it's exceptionally beautiful imo, but for the sake of privacy) and this'll probably get deleted, so look quick bud!

I've got a few more of other ex's as well..

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tyler.durden said:

42, but most people guess early 30s. I've got the Sicilian oily olive-skin thing going, our people tend to age well without many wrinkles

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Padawanbater2 said:

Post yours! lmfao that's gotta be hilarious in itself! And that's something I've never seen!

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Padawanbater2 said:

Dude, I thought you were mid-late 20's max this entire time! MindBLOWN!

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tyler.durden said:

Yeah, I'm pretty young at heart. I don't have much in common with the other 40 year old dads, it's all additions to their homes, their investment portfolios, their new cars... yawn. Not that those things aren't important, but let's talk ideas, science, philosophy, art, music, literature, something meaningful and personal... or at least interesting...

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Padawanbater2 said:

Story?.........

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thehole said:

Well I won't go into super details but when I lived in Texas for a summer at age 19 I was at a giant outside parking lot type garage sale event 30 minutes or so northeast or something of Corpus in some small town. My friend and I walked by a booth where this older(late 30s early 40s)good looking lady with huge tits(not my thing, I like asses) and she immediately said "come here blondie" and grabbed my hand and brought me back behind her booth wall and proceeded to give me a handjob. I think I remember telling her "let's just fuck somewhere" and she said something like "no no no, no time cutie" and amazingly somehow I came fairly quickly, about 4-5 minutes, she knew what she was doing. As she was jerking me off she would take her other hand and squeeze my balls or grab my ass, she went up under my shirt behind my back and dug in with her nails. She would put me in a low bear lock position for a minute then slide in front of me, then at my side. She was almost circling me like a fucking shark. She was pinching me and shit and I was like wtf but it worked.
My friend was waiting a few booths down and was like wtf when I came out.
I swear to the sun that when we were walking away I looked back and she was greeting some guy and his wife by shaking their hands with the same hand she just got done jerking me off with. I was wtf-ing myself at that point. It was strange to say the least. One of those weird sexual moments and events you know don't happen often, but do happen and just finished doing it. During I didn't even have time to think it was so surprising and intense.

Christ, I have tons of these stories just from my 8 month summer spent in southeast Texas that year. One of the best years of my life!

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tyler.durden said:

Yeah, I'm pretty young at heart. I don't have much in common with the other 40 year old dads, it's all additions to their homes, their investment portfolios, their new cars... yawn. Not that those things aren't important, but let's talk ideas, science, philosophy, art, music, literature, something meaningful and personal... or at least interesting...

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guy incognito said:

I'm sure mine is all over the net. I don't know where specifically, but I have sent out enough so I am sure it is. When I got my PA done there was some pictures taken for a portfolio of the piercer, and it got circulated among almost everyone I knew and tons of people I didn't. It was posted online in his portfolio so people could just link to it instead of having the actual picture. Don't know the status of that now though.

I have seen nudes of people I know when they were either offered up by that person, or by that persons bf. I have never hunted them down myself.

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Tragic420 said:

and i like it!!!!!

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