tyler.durden
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I think he's got a future in the porn biz if he so chooses. Z, PM me if you need help with the casting calls...
Your dick on the internet
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Padawanbater2
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Hold your thumb in your fist, it helps with the gag reflex (TELL THAT CHICK Z!), that has made pornstars careers!
Sasha Grey, Annette Schwarz, Charlie Chase, and the queen of the DEEEEEEEEpthroat, Bobbi Bliss, show your chick those ladies! OMFG didn't know that was possible! lol!
Z's a trooper! Dude is my internet BRO, just like you TD! You guys are much more than I could hope to have in person, no joke, from the heart, both of you guys are more than internet buds, I'd be honored to share a drink with you guys. Heis and MF included.
tyler.durden
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Back at you, Pad. That would be a great guy's night out, throw in those DT ladies and we'd really have a party
Zaehet Strife
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Holy shit you guys are fuckin hilarious!! Pad i'm 26 now, i think i took that video a year or two ago. Thanks for all the compliments means a lot, it's the coolness my friends here on RIU that made me comfortable sharing that. I agree too, a night out with you bro's would be the fuckin shit! We'd be taking home a lady for each of us for sure, id make damn sure about that! And if we couldn't, know damn well id be sharing with my bro's (I actually tag-teamed the girl in the video with one of my best buds, before hand we made up a secret super awesome high five technique lol)
I'm really comfortable with my sexuality, sucks that im not gay because id have twice the fun lol. I've shown that video to some of my close friends and i consider a few of you on here close friends as well over the couple years ive been on here, you know who you are.
I have another video of her after i taught her a thing or two about how to suck a dick, it's a little embarrassing though because she had just gotten out of rehab and i hadn't fucked in a month or so, so it's not very long after penetration that i bust it. If you want to see, i can put up a video with a password, pm me for the password and i'll hook you up. It's got her deep throating it the whole damn way and a badass cumshot at the end, you dudes would probably love it.
Glad i could hook my bro's up, you guys mean a lot to me, i even sent ol' Heis a pm wishing him well on his back pains ya know? I've met some really great people on here, honest and sincere, and from what i can expect, cool as shit to boot. So thankful i took the opportunity and spent the time to get to know some of you guys, because you fucking ROCK! Like i said, you know who you are.
+rep if i had any left to give you guys
(I actually tag-teamed the girl in the video with one of my best buds, before hand we made up a secret super awesome high five technique lol)I'm really comfortable with my sexuality, sucks that im not gay because id have twice the fun lol. I've shown that video to some of my close friends and i consider a few of you on here close friends as well over the couple years ive been on here, you know who you are.
I have another video of her after i taught her a thing or two about how to suck a dick, it's a little embarrassing though because she had just gotten out of rehab and i hadn't fucked in a month or so, so it's not very long after penetration that i bust it. If you want to see, i can put up a video with a password, pm me for the password and i'll hook you up. It's got her deep throating it the whole damn way and a badass cumshot at the end, you dudes would probably love it.
Glad i could hook my bro's up, you guys mean a lot to me, i even sent ol' Heis a pm wishing him well on his back pains ya know? I've met some really great people on here, honest and sincere, and from what i can expect, cool as shit to boot. So thankful i took the opportunity and spent the time to get to know some of you guys, because you fucking ROCK! Like i said, you know who you are.
+rep if i had any left to give you guys
Padawanbater2
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So what's up with Heis' back?
Zaehet Strife
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He hasn't written me back yet, so it's prolly getting worse. Not really sure, im thinking from physical exertion of some sort. Hope he gets better soon.
Padawanbater2
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Dude's doing better, finally got some meds.
Interesting feeling when you actually miss a dude you've never met before, eh? Heis is like the godfather of reason around here, I've learned so much and developed into a much better person solely because of him and the things he's taught me. I love the internet.
tyler.durden
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Same here, Pad, Heis is the shit. I don't think I've ever met anyone who thinks more clearly and logically, and I have also learned so much in many different areas because of him. He's become one of my favorite authors
Wow, where's the funeral? We're talking about him like he's dead. Get well soon, Heis!
Zaehet Strife
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I completely agree, i have learned so much from him. Hies is the fucking masta.
Padawanbater2
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tyler.durden
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LMFAO! +rep...
Zaehet Strife
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So fuckin EPIC!!!
(I find myself rep'n people for the simplest little thing just so i can rep you guys more lol)
Heisenberg
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lol thanks for the kind words guys. As of now I am able to lay here on the floor with relatively little pain, and I can walk around for a while just fine, but I still can't sit without being extremely uncomfortable. This was a flareup of an existing injury I received when I had a furniture delivery job several years ago. Truth is, when you are maneuvering heavy furniture around people's homes, it's often not possible to lift properly. Bad thing is I don't even know what aggravated it this time or what to be more careful about. Sometimes just sitting a certain way and coughing can trigger it, but it usually isn't this severe.
Luckily my best friend lives next door to me and took care of me, although he is moving today! Jus so happens I was completely out of bud or hash or anything. I have the trim to make hash but obviously can't with my back out. So out of desperation I went to search the floor under my drying area and low and behold an entire branch of Lemon Skunk had fallen into a vase I keep on the floor. This was the first time I have actually experienced a clear medicinal aspect to cannabis. I could actually feel my lower back relax and loosen up as I smoked, and the muscle twitching stopped.
I entertained myself by watching the entire Walking Dead series and about 50 episodes of Forensic Files I had downloaded. I can report the healing power of horror works no better than the healing power of laughter.
Luckily my best friend lives next door to me and took care of me, although he is moving today! Jus so happens I was completely out of bud or hash or anything. I have the trim to make hash but obviously can't with my back out. So out of desperation I went to search the floor under my drying area and low and behold an entire branch of Lemon Skunk had fallen into a vase I keep on the floor. This was the first time I have actually experienced a clear medicinal aspect to cannabis. I could actually feel my lower back relax and loosen up as I smoked, and the muscle twitching stopped.
I entertained myself by watching the entire Walking Dead series and about 50 episodes of Forensic Files I had downloaded. I can report the healing power of horror works no better than the healing power of laughter.
tyler.durden
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^^ So glad to hear that you are healing, but so sorry to hear that your best friend is moving. That was a great situation for you, I know it's not easy for you to let new people into your life. I'm getting older and after I play a challenging match of tennis I get a little stiff and sore. MJ always lessens my pain, cool that you found that lone branch of bud to toke on. My lower back was iffy a few months ago so I started doing some core training (back extensions and crunches, which I hate) and I can really feel the difference. I don't really enjoy horror but I love the Walking Dead, and I'm a different person after watching that first season it was so gritty and real. Good first episode this season, can't wait to see how it develops...
P.S. - My favorite line of the series is in the second season: Hershal - 'Well, the Lord promised to raise the dead, I just thought he had something a little different in mind...'
P.S. - My favorite line of the series is in the second season: Hershal - 'Well, the Lord promised to raise the dead, I just thought he had something a little different in mind...'
Heisenberg
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Having my best friend close was great in many ways, ill miss the late night smoke sessions and the companionship, but it's also like being in a relationship with his GF where I get none of the good stuff (sex, intimacy) and all of the fallout (animosity by association, threats of snitching) when they fight. I'll gladly trade some distance between him and I for the elimination of all that.
I plan to start some core exercises when I am able. I understand the best way to prevent back problems is exercise and strength. The back is funny that way. Not working it enough can be just as bad as working it too hard.
I liked the first episode of Walking Dead this season. Season 2 sorta lost me with all the talking and drama. Not one of them did anything to fortify the farm. Why not dig a trench around the perimeter? And why keep going into town for every little thing, bring the supplies back to the farm! I also didn't like the time lapse between season 2 and 3. Nothing happened during the winter that was worthy of story telling? They met no new members, not one of them died? Pretty weak.
tyler.durden
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^^ Oh yeah, I've been there with best friends and their GFs, that's why I don't share my growing with anyone. Some crazy bitch along the way would turn me in, I'm sure. I've heard your same complaint about season 2 being too slow and dramatic, I really liked the character development and the slower tension, rallying their hope to find Sylvia, and the build up of the Shane, Rick and Lori love/hate triangle. I wondered the same thing about going into town, why not send all the guys and bring back truckloads of supplies? I didn't think about them fortifying the farm, Rick and Shane fucked up on that one. I understand why they glossed over the winter in order to get to the prison, but I would have liked to see more of the planning and anxiety about taking the prison in the first place. The scariest thing to me right now is the possibility of seeing a sex scene between Daryl and Carol, yuck. On the other hand, can't wait to see Carl get some Beth
Padawanbater2
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So what's up with the zombies in that show barely creeping along n shit? In Dawn of the Dead, the new one, they're sprinting at your ass, that's the scary type of zombie, with these fucks I'd get my 9 iron out and stroll casually down main street without a care in the world, what's so scary about them? That alone completely eliminates the fear aspect of the entire show..
tyler.durden
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Some of the zombies in WD are slower, but there are many throughout the series that will chase your ass full speed. And there are just SO many of them, they surround your ass then you're in real trouble
Padawanbater2
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I've seen an episode or two, too much romantic type stuff for my taste too..
Do they have limited resources to work with? Guns, ammo, food, water, etc.? Is the whole world zombies, have they explained what happened? What are they trying to do, what's their eventual goal?
Do they have limited resources to work with? Guns, ammo, food, water, etc.? Is the whole world zombies, have they explained what happened? What are they trying to do, what's their eventual goal?
Zaehet Strife
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I've been thinking about starting to watch it... though im not big on drama, i like action much more. My favorite zombie movie is 28 days later... so fucking epic, with such a creepy atmosphere.