Have any of you ever used the services of an escort/prostitute?

smok3h

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dude hookers are ill! my best was a hot nurse with bid titties i ate her asshole no lie! one time i got ripped off cause the bitch ran away i chased her with my car and threw a beer bottle at her but she got away, one time this 18 year old showed up and wouldnt do anything but i made her give me a handjob, one time i got fucked but she rushed the shit out of it and then i started seeing her at the college campus, and a couple blowjobs from chicks that turned out to be black, and one was really smelly so really that one was for her and i gave her a hug
This. This right here. This is why I love this site.
 

Slipon

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Start at the hole, work your way up... lol. Full of puns on that one.
I've never wanted a prostitute, nor have i ever been to a strip club. Not against it but I learned from an early age why pay for what i can get and have for free? ;)

agree .. well on the not paying for what you can get for free ..
not that Im any Casanova but I can score .. so why pay ..

and you know .. its not always you taking advances of them ..
sumtimes they also just want the same .. or take advanges of you ;)

but yea .. maybe one day .. but if so .. it had to be one of them "allmost" impossible to score playmate 2000$ for for a date/night girls .. just for the "adventure" of it ..

also .. may I suggest one thing .. use them 100$ on a sex dating site instead .. who knows ?
 

donmagicjuan

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And I've been browsing the backpages a bit, shit seems way too good to be true, there's some really good looking women there... not so sure about this..[/QUOTE]

backpage is the new craigslist...sometimes the cheap ones are better!
 

smok3h

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And I've been browsing the backpages a bit, shit seems way too good to be true, there's some really good looking women there... not so sure about this..
Believe me, those pictures probably are too good to be true. If you go to Vegas you'll find little business cards literally littering the streets advertising professional escorts. There's a picture of "the girl" and a number of which to get a hold of them. Thing is though, the pictures are bullshit. I immediately recognized that several of the images I was looking at were porn-stars (not sure what that says about me... well actually I know what that says about me. It says I watch a lot of porn!). So while I don't have any experience with this Backpages site, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out they also employed such sneaky tactics.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Ah... I see..

And don't worry that wasn't directed at you; I know you're a respectful, decent guy x

That's a shame :( Must be really frustrating.. The thing is with hookers is there are 5 types:

1) The desperate types who have nothing left to sell but themselves or have nothing to lose

2) The ones who know what they've got and are just up for the fun and variety

3) the ones who have a libido too big for one relationship

4) The ruthless powermad who will literally do anything for M. O. N. E. Y

5) The ones who are actually nice girls with low self-esteem

Who knows, you might find type number 5, who really gets you going, you get talking find out you like her and she feels you like her for her as well as getting your rocks off. I dunno, maybe. Unlikely, but I know form experience there is such thing as first night chemistry >_>

I seriously hope to find someone (or even just a method or technique she shows you) that will get you there. Do you think you have any repressed feelings of guilt? Maybe be you need to emotionally engage to feel passion fully. Maybe you need the opposite, completely random no strings attached sex. Maybe you need a girl to really show you she enjoys you and giving herself to you and who appreciates all of you.

Good luck PadPad. Maybe The One is out there for you and she is some crazy mind blowing sex goddess :3 Good things come to those who..
 

rainman36

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Ah... I see..

And don't worry that wasn't directed at you; I know you're a respectful, decent guy x

That's a shame :( Must be really frustrating.. The thing is with hookers is there are 5 types:

1) The desperate types who have nothing left to sell but themselves or have nothing to lose

2) The ones who know what they've got and are just up for the fun and variety

3) the ones who have a libido too big for one relationship

4) The ruthless powermad who will literally do anything for M. O. N. E. Y

5) The ones who are actually nice girls with low self-esteem

Who knows, you might find type number 5, who really gets you going, you get talking find out you like her and she feels you like her for her as well as getting your rocks off. I dunno, maybe. Unlikely, but I know form experience there is such thing as first night chemistry >_>

I seriously hope to find someone (or even just a method or technique she shows you) that will get you there. Do you think you have any repressed feelings of guilt? Maybe be you need to emotionally engage to feel passion fully. Maybe you need the opposite, completely random no strings attached sex. Maybe you need a girl to really show you she enjoys you and giving herself to you and who appreciates all of you.

Good luck PadPad. Maybe The One is out there for you and she is some crazy mind blowing sex goddess :3 Good things come to those who..
Yeah if I were to pick one,I would go with #5 bcuz those are the most vulnerable ones,most likely had no father figure in her life,and probably had the high school football team run through her,hell even the coach,those are the ones who are most easlity to manipulate.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Yeah that's the kind I very nearly became until I found my nice guy. PadPad's a nice guy. She will love you forever lol
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Padawan just mAkes me think of Paw pads not star wars.. Plus 3-syllable names are automatically cute. But PadPad is even cuter.

Not quite up there with Tip Top though ;3
 

imchucky666

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dude hookers are ill! my best was a hot nurse with bid titties i ate her asshole no lie! one time i got ripped off cause the bitch ran away i chased her with my car and threw a beer bottle at her but she got away, one time this 18 year old showed up and wouldnt do anything but i made her give me a handjob, one time i got fucked but she rushed the shit out of it and then i started seeing her at the college campus, and a couple blowjobs from chicks that turned out to be black, and one was really smelly so really that one was for her and i gave her a hug
Holy shit, what do you mean 'they turned out to be black'? They weren't black before they started?
 

imchucky666

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I don't have any issues with that, I'm just the unbustable man and want to find out if a professional can change that :hump:




BJ bud



I'd never pay for a BJ with a condom on, what a waste that would be! I doubt I'd be able to get off getting head from my favorite 2 pornstars at the same time with a condom on



That's what I'm talking about, I'll look into it



Jesus, man! lol



Great, thanks, ill check that out too



lol, my car is broken, I'm not taking it to the baker, I need to find the best mechanic in town!










































...where's Urca..
http://www.yelp.com/biz/moonlite-bunny-ranch-carson-city
 

Nadia786

Active Member
" A lot of people ask me, 'Kenny Powers, you're a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?' And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument"-Kenny Powers

This is so cheap!
I think you would get some quality time and sex with proper hooker, I don't think you would get that from a drunken mess!
 

KushXOJ

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I don't pay for pussy , my dad laced me with game so there's no need to...

I got a couple homies that pimp all u need is the money and a spot to get it in.

Prostitution isn't rocket science ...

Don't fall for the game a hoe will try and run on you or else they will strip you for everything you got. All they want is your money ,don't believe anything a hoe tells you
 

lahadaextranjera

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For some reason I've been getting REAAALLY into black chicks, I'm in an area where I see maybe 1 a month, if that (I don't get out much)
Wow!! You'd be spoilt for choice here, no joke. Come to Barca!! All the nice black ladies are waiting for you down Las Ramblas. In El Raval you'll find the nice Chinese ladies and in Cuitadella Park (this is for the die-hards) you'll find all sorts and will prob end up with a tranny. If ur taking the street approach then snap one up early - only the dogs have to work late! There's also some expensive escort agencies where the nice Russian girls work whilst EU passport Husband hunting!
 

Skuxx

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dude hookers are ill! my best was a hot nurse with bid titties i ate her asshole no lie! one time i got ripped off cause the bitch ran away i chased her with my car and threw a beer bottle at her but she got away, one time this 18 year old showed up and wouldnt do anything but i made her give me a handjob, one time i got fucked but she rushed the shit out of it and then i started seeing her at the college campus, and a couple blowjobs from chicks that turned out to be black, and one was really smelly so really that one was for her and i gave her a hug
dude you gotta be bullshitting. that's just too many hooker stories.
 

guy incognito

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I recommend picking one up from the dark recesses in the inner city. After you are done you can kill her and take your money back. No one will care.
 
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