lying to your gov for ssi/ssdi

silasraven

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had this thought, a person is only allowed 2,000 in assets, car,comp,cash,gold,silver. not seperate combined. i had a computer worth 2100. got rid of it(stupidest thing i ever did) well i had a conscience for the gov, so i spent my back pay to make sure i didnt have anything to secure me into anything over 2,000. but the more i think about it the more i realize i should have lied when asked questions or before hand so i could make sure the cash they gave me had me with a house and a car over 2,000. but what is your belief on letting the government know all? i am looking to get a job like i do every year. but this time i want to make it last and make well above 2,000 in cash,gold,silver. i figure i buy most of my gold and silver from this coin dealer in town at the time when its right and i could just barry the gold under the bush in my yard and could say i have no assets over 2,000. what are your thoughts on keeping the government on a big leash as to my finances for ssi/ssdi?
 

Harrekin

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had this thought, a person is only allowed 2,000 in assets, car,comp,cash,gold,silver. not seperate combined. i had a computer worth 2100. got rid of it(stupidest thing i ever did) well i had a conscience for the gov, so i spent my back pay to make sure i didnt have anything to secure me into anything over 2,000. but the more i think about it the more i realize i should have lied when asked questions or before hand so i could make sure the cash they gave me had me with a house and a car over 2,000. but what is your belief on letting the government know all? i am looking to get a job like i do every year. but this time i want to make it last and make well above 2,000 in cash,gold,silver. i figure i buy most of my gold and silver from this coin dealer in town at the time when its right and i could just barry the gold under the bush in my yard and could say i have no assets over 2,000. what are your thoughts on keeping the government on a big leash as to my finances for ssi/ssdi?
So you want to steal from the people who actually work, pay taxes and keep the economy afloat?

You're a fucking parasite who can't support them self, if it was my choice, I'd send you to the gulags.

Well, either that or tell you not to lie.
 

Doer

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had this thought, a person is only allowed 2,000 in assets, car,comp,cash,gold,silver. not seperate combined. i had a computer worth 2100. got rid of it(stupidest thing i ever did) well i had a conscience for the gov, so i spent my back pay to make sure i didnt have anything to secure me into anything over 2,000. but the more i think about it the more i realize i should have lied when asked questions or before hand so i could make sure the cash they gave me had me with a house and a car over 2,000. but what is your belief on letting the government know all? i am looking to get a job like i do every year. but this time i want to make it last and make well above 2,000 in cash,gold,silver. i figure i buy most of my gold and silver from this coin dealer in town at the time when its right and i could just barry the gold under the bush in my yard and could say i have no assets over 2,000. what are your thoughts on keeping the government on a big leash as to my finances for ssi/ssdi?
Don't tell anyone.
 

canndo

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So you want to steal from the people who actually work, pay taxes and keep the economy afloat?

You're a fucking parasite who can't support them self, if it was my choice, I'd send you to the gulags.

Well, either that or tell you not to lie.

Interesting - I was thinking that he was cheating the folks who actually didn't HAVE 2k to lie about and needed the money desperately.
 

BadDog40

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1. SSDI is disability insurance and your assets are irrelevant to qualify. SSI is for degenerates that have never worked and are disabled.

2. If you're disabled, how can you be 'looking for a job every year'?

3. Nothing like confessing to federal fraud on an internet board.
 

Dr Kynes

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If 1) is true, 3) is discharged. cn

~just looked~ no assets cap on SSDI.
http://www.disabilitysecrets.com/page7-5.html

<edit> ... degenerates? :?
the asset caps are for welfare foodstamps and other assistance programs. the semi-literate OP is saying "ssi/ssdi" as a sop to his pride when he means The Dole. the OP should consider squeezing out 8-9 crib midgets to increase the funding, and possibly registering for welfare in 3-4 counties. the OP, being as he IS the OP, will doubtless enjoy the tender ministrations of the sodomites in Shawshank, since as we all know, the OP always takes it in the butt.

 

Rob Roy

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So you want to steal from the people who actually work, pay taxes and keep the economy afloat?

You're a fucking parasite who can't support them self, if it was my choice, I'd send you to the gulags.

Well, either that or tell you not to lie.

If you extend the "parasite logic" you use a little further, is it possible those that collect a government paycheck from unwilling participants via a "government job" are the actual parasites?
 

smoke and coke

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had this thought, a person is only allowed 2,000 in assets, car,comp,cash,gold,silver. not seperate combined. i had a computer worth 2100. got rid of it(stupidest thing i ever did) well i had a conscience for the gov, so i spent my back pay to make sure i didnt have anything to secure me into anything over 2,000. but the more i think about it the more i realize i should have lied when asked questions or before hand so i could make sure the cash they gave me had me with a house and a car over 2,000. but what is your belief on letting the government know all? i am looking to get a job like i do every year. but this time i want to make it last and make well above 2,000 in cash,gold,silver. i figure i buy most of my gold and silver from this coin dealer in town at the time when its right and i could just barry the gold under the bush in my yard and could say i have no assets over 2,000. what are your thoughts on keeping the government on a big leash as to my finances for ssi/ssdi?
i can save you some money. i will be your landscaper for free. :bigjoint:
 

ChesusRice

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My neighbor is a "stay at home dad" his description
He cannot work because he has a bad back. That didnt stop him from putting up a professional wrestling ring and advertising for "wrestling lessons" a few years ago
He wont get a non cash job because he will lose his disability pay
 

Rob Roy

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My neighbor is a "stay at home dad" his description
He cannot work because he has a bad back. That didnt stop him from putting up a professional wrestling ring and advertising for "wrestling lessons" a few years ago
He wont get a non cash job because he will lose his disability pay

I wrestled an alligator once, but at least it was consensual, or at least I think it was.
 

kpmarine

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had this thought, a person is only allowed 2,000 in assets, car,comp,cash,gold,silver. not seperate combined. i had a computer worth 2100. got rid of it(stupidest thing i ever did) well i had a conscience for the gov, so i spent my back pay to make sure i didnt have anything to secure me into anything over 2,000. but the more i think about it the more i realize i should have lied when asked questions or before hand so i could make sure the cash they gave me had me with a house and a car over 2,000. but what is your belief on letting the government know all? i am looking to get a job like i do every year. but this time i want to make it last and make well above 2,000 in cash,gold,silver. i figure i buy most of my gold and silver from this coin dealer in town at the time when its right and i could just barry the gold under the bush in my yard and could say i have no assets over 2,000. what are your thoughts on keeping the government on a big leash as to my finances for ssi/ssdi?
So you're too broken to work, but only sometimes?
 

Harrekin

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If you extend the "parasite logic" you use a little further, is it possible those that collect a government paycheck from unwilling participants via a "government job" are the actual parasites?
Define specifically "Government Job"? Here that covers the civil service, doctors, teachers, nurses, army, police etc. And I'm fairly sure those people are contracted on the basis they hold relevant and valuable skills/training?

And the ultimate parasite is the person who games a system like welfare, they steal from taxpayers and from people who are on it who genuinely need it (ie "past taxpayers" and the disabled).
 

lifegoesonbrah

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1. SSDI is disability insurance and your assets are irrelevant to qualify. SSI is for degenerates that have never worked and are disabled.
Lies, never worked? Its a supplemental income for disabled or elderly.

2. If you're disabled, how can you be 'looking for a job every year'?
You can be employed when on disability, this allows people to try to go back to work. There is an income and time limit if working on SSD.
 

deprave

New Member
had this thought, a person is only allowed 2,000 in assets, car,comp,cash,gold,silver. not seperate combined. i had a computer worth 2100. got rid of it(stupidest thing i ever did) well i had a conscience for the gov, so i spent my back pay to make sure i didnt have anything to secure me into anything over 2,000. but the more i think about it the more i realize i should have lied when asked questions or before hand so i could make sure the cash they gave me had me with a house and a car over 2,000. but what is your belief on letting the government know all? i am looking to get a job like i do every year. but this time i want to make it last and make well above 2,000 in cash,gold,silver. i figure i buy most of my gold and silver from this coin dealer in town at the time when its right and i could just barry the gold under the bush in my yard and could say i have no assets over 2,000. what are your thoughts on keeping the government on a big leash as to my finances for ssi/ssdi?
The government is not your friend, thats my firm unwavering belief....no...rationale....no logic.....no ...its common fucking sense that I will take with me to the grave.
 

Rob Roy

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^^^ Okay Uncle Buck you are right I DO have but one trick. Yet you never seem to refute it with any substance, rather relying on a slight or on a "that's just the way it is" argument.

This thread is about parasitic behavior....are you suggesting that the government is NOT parasitic ?
 

Rob Roy

Well-Known Member
Define specifically "Government Job"? Here that covers the civil service, doctors, teachers, nurses, army, police etc. And I'm fairly sure those people are contracted on the basis they hold relevant and valuable skills/training?

And the ultimate parasite is the person who games a system like welfare, they steal from taxpayers and from people who are on it who genuinely need it (ie "past taxpayers" and the disabled).
Almost. The ultimate parasite is one that insists that you be a host whether you like it or not. Hmmm.....isn't that what government does?
 
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