First time i smoked was 6th grade i went to my friends house while his parents were at work and he pulled out a joint was the skimpyest thing i have ever seen and i smelt it smelt like skunk i was like why would anyone smoke this lol then we smoked and sat there and watched tv lol
The First time you smoked...
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Jimmyjonestoo
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Can't really recall my first time. I know the group I was with but otherwise its all a blank.
meechz 024
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Grade 8. We went into a forest and smoked out of a busted ass water bottle with tinfoil. The bowl was on top, and a hole was cut to pull through where the downstem is supposed to go in. haha.
couldn't get it off my mind after. the smell is what won me over the most. The first time I smelled it out the bag, that was it.
fast forward a couple years and I found out how to get shipments of weed to my door for extra price. My pops got to the package the first time and thought I was part of a drug ring. lol.
couldn't get it off my mind after. the smell is what won me over the most. The first time I smelled it out the bag, that was it.
fast forward a couple years and I found out how to get shipments of weed to my door for extra price. My pops got to the package the first time and thought I was part of a drug ring. lol.
minnesmoker
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My first time I was 12, back of a pool hall with some friends. Didn't even catch a buzz -- went back and hit it again a couple hours later, and SHIT. Oops, I shouldn't have done that in public. It was a heady sativa, and I couldn't concentrate, I forgot all the info on my ID and got my ID taken and booted outta the pool hall. EDIT: You had to be 16 to go into pool halls back then, because you could smoke and drink there. I miss those days.
My lady's first time was a lot more fun. She was 38, and we were visiting her childhood home where EVERYONE she knew grew and smoked. In the motel room, she kept laughing so hard she was doing short-sprints to the bathroom to not piss herself. She finally understood "because I got high" and laughed at stoner comedians. Now, a couple years later, she prefers sativas, but likes a nice relaxed indica body stone.
My lady's first time was a lot more fun. She was 38, and we were visiting her childhood home where EVERYONE she knew grew and smoked. In the motel room, she kept laughing so hard she was doing short-sprints to the bathroom to not piss herself. She finally understood "because I got high" and laughed at stoner comedians. Now, a couple years later, she prefers sativas, but likes a nice relaxed indica body stone.
Urca
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15, in my dad's tool shed with my twin brother.
He talked me into it, loaded bowl after bowl but since I wasnt hitting it right, wasnt feeling anything but the lightest buzz. So He loaded a grenade pipe, clamped his hand over my nose and mouth every time I hit it, and soon I was high as fuck. To the point where I started crying because I thought I was in slow motion. Didnt do it again for months after. After that it snowballed to a few times a year, to Xmas when I was 16 and smoked 16 days straight. Havent looked back
He talked me into it, loaded bowl after bowl but since I wasnt hitting it right, wasnt feeling anything but the lightest buzz. So He loaded a grenade pipe, clamped his hand over my nose and mouth every time I hit it, and soon I was high as fuck. To the point where I started crying because I thought I was in slow motion. Didnt do it again for months after. After that it snowballed to a few times a year, to Xmas when I was 16 and smoked 16 days straight. Havent looked back
Le Spliff Doctor
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i was 16 at the time in a park in central dublin in broad daylight after school with a couple of friends. we went for a walk around town after and saw darth vader and some storm troopers near trinity college. turns out there was some sort of star wars convention on. it proper freaked all of us out at the time!
meechz 024
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I love the UK slang. "proper freaked us out" haha, proper is a cool word
I actually incorporated it into my canadian slang up here after hearing it from a UK guy.
i say "lets get proper stoned boys"
this post is proper random ey mate?
UK has some of my favorite words... like twonk.. twat.. bugger off.. arse..and saying bollocks is just plain fun
and... tell us more... now
kinetic
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Mom made two trays, one for me and such, and one for the adults that she put ontop of the fridge. She told me not to touch those because they were adult brownies for my father and his friends. Obviously I had to try 'em, so I pulled a chair up to the fridge and grabbed one out of the pan. I remember playing with my dog and laughing a little then felt "funny" then I went to sleep for a few hours in my bed. Mom and dad never said a word to me about it. The late 70's and 80's were a helluva time to be a kid, most people don't believe the stories I tell them in real life.
hsfkush
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16 years of age, an older friend was passing by at like 3am when walking back from a club. He see's my bedroom light on and phones me so I let him in, he gets a joint out and throws it at me and says smoke it, it's awesome.
The next thing I know, we're watching Star Trek and I see Warf and his stupid head makes me laugh so hard that I nearly shit myself haha.
The next thing I know, we're watching Star Trek and I see Warf and his stupid head makes me laugh so hard that I nearly shit myself haha.
Le Spliff Doctor
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that storys priceless!
as an irishman living in the uk the slang was a bit weird to start with, felt like i was in an episode of the inbetweeners!
as an irishman living in the uk the slang was a bit weird to start with, felt like i was in an episode of the inbetweeners!
eye exaggerate
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...I was 13, I think. I remember it was oil, in a cap (OV!), and we were in a tent blobbing on smokes. Messed right up. But, not like the time JD and I were introduced. Buddy carried me back home on his shoulder most of the way. Helloooooo french fries, you seem awfully familiar to me 
NitroHonda
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The first time I smoked... I had a long, heavy conversation with Donald Duck, Woody Woodpecker, and Rhett from Gone with the Wind.