1. Eat more bacon
2. Have more sex.
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LMFAO!!!! Lol!
Fact: 92% of statistics on the Internet are made up.Fact, people fail resolutions 92% of the time.
Resolutions shouldn't exsist, you should want to change at any point of the year.
Fact, this one is part of the 8%.Fact: 92% of statistics on the Internet are made up.
Actually, there are two primary studies that are often quoted in the statistics. Most mentions of some percentage on-line might not even know this. A 2007 study by Richard Wiseman from the University of Bristol found a 12% success rate. The 8% figure comes from a study at the University of Scranton which was published this past December. This study also concluded that people who explicitly make resolutions are much more likely to attain their goals than people who don’t explicitly make resolutions.Fact, this one is part of the 8%.
Not to the actual published study, but it has been cited all over in the media:Got a link?
So your New Years resolution is to destroy your brain cells and increase your chances of getting cancer?Yeah, that's why I was considering going 'opposite' on the New Years' Resolutions:
#1) I'm going to start smoking cigs again after being quit for 5+ yrs. I had smoked cigs (Marlboro Red) since I was 14 yrs old in 1968. Now that my lungs are nice & cleaned-out from tar & nicotine, I'm planning on restarting, getting re-addicted, & cause myself health problems.
#2) I'm going to start drinking booze again after quitting that 9 yrs ago. Alcohol was somewhat of a hobby of mine for 25+ yrs & when the hangovers started lasting longer than the booze buzz, it was time to quit. Now I'm going to drink whiskey 1st thing in the morning & begin where I left off. Time to ruin all the good I've done healthwise...I'll show them, yes sirree.
Now for the icing on the cake...J/K!!! Not a chance!! I may be old, but I'm not a moron!!
Yolo.........So your New Years resolution is to destroy your brain cells and increase your chances of getting cancer?