The Drunk Thread!

[Dr. Greenhorn]

What will your colgne of choice be? Ode de Ganj?

not sure. kinda smelling like henieken right now so I'll just run with that, lmao

 

[sunni]

they look comfy to me

but beige and with fringe

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

but beige and with fringe

beige? I love beige

 

[sunni]

beige? I love beige

and i love you

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

and i love you

a song for you hunny

[video=youtube;C8QJmI_V3j4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8QJmI_V3j4[/video]

 

[mamahippy]

captain morgan p stock

captain morgan long island iced tea!!!!and i always put in a splash of my iced tea--oh yeah!-----that's what i'm talking about

 

[Steve French]

5:15 AM. And you pusscakes quit?

 

[Padawanbater2]

5:15 AM. And you pusscakes quit?

4:14am, IN THE PAST! Right here with you, son!

I'm at like a 7 right now (drunk & stoned), where you at, Jabba?

 

[Steve French]

I'm still legible. Can't be too shittered. Had a couple hoots though, and that fucked me right up.

 

[Steve French]

Pretty sure i lost my debit card there again. It's got this number in the corner, the amount of times you've had it replaced. Almost like the fuckers are mocking me

 

[Padawanbater2]

LoL!

Stay in when you get fucked up buddy

Call n cancel that shit before your money gets jacked

 

[Steve French]

They have a pin, nothing to worry about

 

[gioua]

but beige and with fringe

and a bigger crochet loops are needed.. these ones are way too tight.. you cant see thru it..

 

[Steve French]

Right arm, getting shittered tonight.

 

[sunni]

damnit i wanna get drunk but im le broke

 

[gioua]

damnit i wanna get drunk but im le broke

WHAT? Just go to a bar guys buy chicks drinks all the time..

 

[Steve French]

damnit i wanna get drunk but im le broke

Just go to the local watering hole, find some creepy looking guy, and bat your eyelashes at him. Let him feed you drinks til you get to a suitable level, then pick up your phone, fake a call and go, "Shit, it's an emergency! Thanks, bye." then proceed to fuck off out of there.

Morally wrong? Maybe a little, but think. This creepy fucker was planning on getting an innocent girl blind drunk and then taking advantage of her. A bit worse on the scale of morals, wouldn't you say?




































jk I don't actually advocate doing this

 

[sunni]

i wouldnt do that at all !!!!!

 

[see4]

I hope see4 doesn't read this thread lol

yea. see4 does not approve this thread. its making me feel jelly. i don't like jelly.

 

[Padawanbater2]

yea. see4 does not approve this thread. its making me feel jelly. i don't like jelly.

Grab a bottle, son