The Sex Talk Thread

[UncleBuck]

Baaahahahaaa, theres no right time for that..lol barfff

i've been in a lopsided battle of wits with some dimwitted, racially-riled types in politics. it was time to break out the not so big guns.

 

[mamahippy]

you guys are going about it all wrong.................

 

[Ninjabowler]

you guys are going about it all wrong.................

K mama, how should we do it? This is the thread for sex talk so talk some sex

 

[joe macclennan]

lol

 

[Granny weed]

I got most of my knowledge from the internet.

And on a side note, I have gotten alot of pregger info on the internet as well. Like why my nipples are changing, How to avoid nausea, why my clit hurts sometime when I walk around during late preg.

All from women sharing info on the internet.

It really isn't any different from asking an aunt, mother, friend for advice.

Except the whole world knows about you, how do you think people managed when their was no Internet we sat down quietly and privately with a book, and no one else needed to hear all your intimate details.

 

[joe macclennan]

Don't get offended gran's. You know I like ya. The online world is todays "book" as it were. There is still a measure of anonymity. With real-time feedback both positive and negative. I admit this thread has gotten a bit raunchy here and there, but it is providing a pretty good laugh for many.
Seriously, no offense intended, but if you don't like the content don't come on this thread.

 

[Figong]

you guys are going about it all wrong.................

At point I almost agreed with this, but then was thinking.. if he just flipped her over and hammered her like a screen door in a hurricane.. that could very well be status quo with no real 'new' knowledge or learning in the process.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Have we gone over the Donkey Punch yet? Anybody pull off a successful donkey punch?

Dirty Sanchez?

Frosty Milkshake?

Rusty Trombone?

The Russian Bicycle?

Upper Decker?

Fluffy Squirrel Sandwich?

My personal favorite is the Dilapitated Dinosaur. You guys are super armature if you don't know these sweet sex manuvers.

 

[Ninjabowler]

Don't get offended gran's. You know I like ya. The online world is todays "book" as it were. There is still a measure of anonymity. With real-time feedback both positive and negative. I admit this thread has gotten a bit raunchy here and there, but it is providing a pretty good laugh for many.
Seriously, no offense intended, but if you don't like the content don't come on this thread.

down boy lol, grannys always welcome anywhere, especially where im at, i love her opinion, oh and shes my date

 

[Figong]

Have we gone over the Donkey Punch yet? Anybody pull off a successful donkey punch?

Dirty Sanchez?

Frosty Milkshake?

Rusty Trombone?

The Russian Bicycle?

Upper Decker?

Fluffy Squirrel Sandwich?

My personal favorite is the Dilapitated Dinosaur. You guys are super armature if you don't know these sweet sex manuvers.

Am curious how the upper decker applies as the original definition of upper decker was just shitting in the back of a toilet

 

[smok3h]

Control a success!

 

[Figong]

Control a success!

Controls have to be successful for a solid baseline, otherwise the basis for the rest of the experiment is flawed. Good to know you tore a piece off though, congrats! hahahaha

 

[smok3h]

Controls have to be successful for a solid baseline, otherwise the basis for the rest of the experiment is flawed. Good to know you tore a piece off though, congrats! hahahaha

Thanks, friend! I have a scientific mind, so I know what's up.

She's currently asleep in my bed, and I'm heading back there too soon, but I thought I'd post my success story.

 

[smok3h]

LMAO, I actually got up to make myself a sandwich, hahaha, because I hadn't eaten all day for some reason (too engrossed in work I guess) and I got super hungry afterwards.

 

[joe macclennan]

down boy lol, grannys always welcome anywhere, especially where im at, i love her opinion, oh and shes my date

I didn't mean she should go away. I simply meant if she was offended she shouldn't read here. That's all. I like the grans too. She's a sweet lady w/ a big heart.
I wouldn't want my granny reading this thread

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Am curious how the upper decker applies as the original definition of upper decker was just shitting in the back of a toilet

It can also be used in reference to shitting on a bitches tits. Your welcome to ask me about any of the others as well.

 

[Figong]

It can also be used in reference to shitting on a bitches tits. Your welcome to ask me about any of the others as well.

Ahh, yeah.. that wouldn't work - the woman would kill me if I tried such a thing. I had death threats after the 'angry dragon'.. would rather not push that one as I value my genitals intact. hahahaha

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Ahh, yeah.. that wouldn't work - the woman would kill me if I tried such a thing. I had death threats after the 'angry dragon'.. would rather not push that one as I value my genitals intact. hahahaha

Ask for the rusty trombone. It's great.



Rusty trombone

Rusty Trombone is a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus.[SUP][1][/SUP] The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually administer rapid up and down motions of the penis, mimicking the motions of a tromboneplayer.[SUP][1][/SUP][SUP][2][/SUP] The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual penile stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.



I just decided to post it, this IS the sex talk thread after all....just don't get me started on the Dilapitated Dinosaur. Only trained pros can pull that one off. It's dangerous.

 

[Figong]

Ask for the rusty trombone. It's great.



Rusty trombone

Rusty Trombone is a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus.[SUP][1][/SUP] The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually administer rapid up and down motions of the penis, mimicking the motions of a tromboneplayer.[SUP][1][/SUP][SUP][2][/SUP] The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual penile stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.



I just decided to post it, this IS the sex talk thread after all....just don't get me started on the Dilapotated Dinosaur. Only trained pros can pull that one off. It's dangerous.

Sounds solid, and yeah - as for 'dangerous'.. I can understand - is why the wheelbarrow races in couples format, racing for a prize could also be on the 'do not attempt' list.

 

[oldesthippy]

JMHOkiss-ass