RetiredMatthebrute
Well-Known Member
happy B day bro, may you have many more with many more bountifull harvests!!oh shit its polyarcturus birthday(username not mine), its official 1 year on RIU. woot woot!
happy B day bro, may you have many more with many more bountifull harvests!!oh shit its polyarcturus birthday(username not mine), its official 1 year on RIU. woot woot!
Yes, but you're always welcome to mention vacations, shopping sprees, Ferraris, and buying her an island of her very own.women are illogical as fuck.
so dont blame me, if i blame you, for being a women. jk
things to avoid in coversation with women, cars money weed and food.
If you want to throw down and engage her in a full-blown argument.. there is 1 phrase that is guaranteed to do it every time. Any guesses as to what it is?forgot guns and pets.
and dont forget to hug them, but when you do its "suffocating" them, then later you hear "why dont you ever hug me?"
hahaha... just say "Who lit the fuse on your tampon bomb?" and you will see epic rioting and chaos. This is time proven/tested.can i bang you sister always works for me