Random Jibber Jabber Thread

see4

see4

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Grandpapy said:
So last night I was out walking my dog, when two guys walk up (one on skates) ask about my Pomeranian......

I think to myself, hum.. maybe I should try skydiving.
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Skating and being on skates are two different things. just an fyi
 
dangledo

dangledo

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lorena bobbit died in a terrible car wreck not to long ago.
















yea, some dick cut her off.... super lame. i know.
 
greenswag

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puxatony phil or however you spell his name is a lying sack of shit lol. We're getting a ton of snow and an inch of ice, then more snow tomorrow morning. Where is spring!? I'm selling my pocket bike. Had the cops called on me just putsing around the area going slow, 20 mph at the top and 10 mph average. We used to be able to ride whatever the hell we want on these back roads but now there's a crime watch (some asshole was stealing radios for like, a day) and people have this new sense of entitlement and are calling the cops on everyone for everything. Worst part is we don't have local cops here so the staties have to come. What the hell is calling them going to accomplish? By the time they get all the way out here the person will be looonnngggg gone. Well, it'll be about half a grand in my pocket once it's gone so I guess that's a plus but I'll miss it! :)

Two other run ins I had with these idiots thinking they are the law now. First I was riding my bike (pedal bike this time) with a friend, we were laughing and talking about random, good hearted things. Going down the road some bitch came out of her house and scowled at us (we were being quiet mind you, like she didn't hear us coming, she saw us) she watched us go down the road, turn at the end, then come back. I saw she was still there with this rediculous "if you so much as flinch I'll call the cops" look on her face so in an attempt to make her realize we were fine I smiled, nodded, waved then said hello politely as we passed. Her facial expression didn't crack at all. It took a lot of self control to not get off my bike and flip out on her. It was also the middle of the day, bright as hell and we looked like the most innocent, non conspicuous people on the planet, not even sunglasses on.

The other time I can understand slightly more but still. Another friend and I went for a walk at night, again we were just talking quietly and walking, no loitering or anything. Some mofo came riding down a road at us on what may have been a quad, then flashed their lights on us probably trying to get us to go talk to them and explain ourselves. How dare two people go for a walk right? To keep myself from going off on them we just kept walking away and ignored them. You are random asshole old people citizens, get off your 'crime watch' high horses. :evil: End rant.
 
ClaytonBigsby

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So, the other day, my wife was out in the yard when these two very suspicious guys rode slowly by on bikes. Now, we live pretty far out, so slow bike riders are very rare.... j/k


I hope your mom recovers quickly and completely!! and the pooch!
 
greenswag

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ClaytonBigsby said:
So, the other day, my wife was out in the yard when these two very suspicious guys rode slowly by on bikes. Now, we live pretty far out, so slow bike riders are very rare.... j/k


I hope your mom recovers quickly and completely!! and the pooch!
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hahaha thank you kind sir. She is going into surgery soon hopefully for the last time. Not sure the pooch will recover but I think I said(may have deleted) I'm coming to terms with it, he's had a damn good pampered life lol. We need more positive topics, I'm bringin the place down! Anyone else ever feel like when you're downloading something it gets shy when you have it up and are watching it? I'm still updating WoW and when I have it minimized I think it downloads faster than when I watch it lol, I swear when I pull it up it drops like 30+ kbp/s, a watched pot never boils I guess :) Also the 'grumpy cat' memes make my day, I love that cat!
 
Indagrow

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Went into south Boston to the st partys day parade, against my will.. Between Saturday night and Sunday I blew 600 on looking back on it NOTHING. Had to listen to every dude in Boston purr and meow at my girlfriend because she is hot and was wearing a cat spirit hoodie, walked ten miles in dress shoes and never met up with her friends which were the reason we went in town in the first place.... I'm residualy pissed today at work.. I just wanna get home and talk to my plants is that so much to ask for???
 
wormdrive66

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Indagrow said:
Went into south Boston to the st partys day parade, against my will.. Between Saturday night and Sunday I blew 600 on looking back on it NOTHING. Had to listen to every dude in Boston purr and meow at my girlfriend because she is hot and was wearing a cat spirit hoodie, walked ten miles in dress shoes and never met up with her friends which were the reason we went in town in the first place.... I'm residualy pissed today at work.. I just wanna get home and talk to my plants is that so much to ask for???
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Purr, Meow!!!


Sorry, could not resist.
 
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