FinShaggy for President

[kelly4]

One day, try letting your nutrients evaporate, it's just crystals and powder. And I'm gonna be the next mother fucker that finds the crystals that we all use.

Boi, our ewe dummz!

 

[Figong]

Everything else seemed ok, but this? I think this would be "Not Very FunDay". What do we do when everything is closed? Watch TV? Are the TV stations open? And I'm actually starting to think "Funday" is a conspiracy... What is the government doing while we all "fun"??? Hmmm?

Whatever you wanted to do, hence the 'Funday'... This day is for those who pull massive hours in full time jobs/salary positions.. so they get time with friends/family and can try to keep their homefront sane.

 

[Finshaggy]

Whatever you wanted to do, hence the 'Funday'... This day is for those who pull massive hours in full time jobs/salary positions.. so they get time with friends/family and can try to keep their homefront sane.

So regular like McDonalds and Six Flag employees would still work? or are you proposing like "TV watching Day" And do the people at the TV stations still have to go to work, will TV be on that day? Will mail be delivered?

 

[Finshaggy]

And what about Wal Mart, is it open on Funday?

 

[Figong]

So regular like McDonalds and Six Flag employees would still work? or are you proposing like "TV watching Day" And do the people at the TV stations still have to go to work, will TV be on that day? Will mail be delivered?

No.. everything is closed. Do you need McDonalds or Six Flags to spend time with, or have fun with friends and family? No, anything on TV is pre-recorded, gas stations will operate on credit card only, no real attendants.. and no regarding mail.

 

[UncleBuck]

And what about Wal Mart, is it open on Funday?

so you can go steal stuff?

 

[Figong]

And what about Wal Mart, is it open on Funday?

I swear you need an interpreter.. I said -nothing- will be open. That means just that.. nothing.

 

[Finshaggy]

No.. everything is closed. Do you need McDonalds or Six Flags to spend time with, or have fun with friends and family? No, anything on TV is pre-recorded, gas stations will operate on credit card only, no real attendants.. and no regarding mail.

So like a true day of Sabbath.

 

[Figong]

So like a true day of Sabbath.

Si si, senior.

 

[Finshaggy]

I swear you need an interpreter.. I said -nothing- will be open. That means just that.. nothing.

No, you said no one has to go to work. Until I asked, THEN you said nothing will be open.

 

[Figong]

No, you said no one has to go to work. Until I asked, THEN you said nothing will be open.

If no one had to go to work, how would things be open? Magically run themselves? .. We're not focusing on bleeding edge electronics, we're focusing on the 2 billion cubic tons of cannabis export per year, at which point.. the tax system would get completely scrapped.

 

[Finshaggy]

If no one had to go to work, how would things be open?.

I just wanted a definition of "everyone". No one has to work on Christmas but shit is still open.

 

[UncleBuck]

if walmart were open but no one had to go to work, failspammy would have a field day stealing from them.

 

[Figong]

I just wanted a definition of "everyone". No one has to work on Christmas but shit is still open.

Ahh, well no.. everything is 100% closed in terms of humans running anything from midnight sunday until 12:01am monday morning.. Funday has been placed strategically between Sunday/Monday.

 

[Finshaggy]

Ahh, well no.. everything is 100% closed in terms of humans running anything from midnight sunday until 12:01am monday morning.. Funday has been placed strategically between Sunday/Monday.

That's legit. How many weeks in a year now then?

 

[Figong]

That's legit. How many weeks in a year now then?

Same amount of weeks, just 1 extra day to the week.. scrapping daylight savings too.

 

[Finshaggy]

Same amount of weeks, just 1 extra day to the week.. scrapping daylight savings too.

So now we have longer years though. And Seasons will be completely out of whack. In like 3 years summer will be in December.

 

[Finshaggy]

This is how presidential debates should be, you know "Tackling the big issues".

 

[Figong]

So now we have longer years though. And Seasons will be completely out of whack. In like 3 years summer will be in December.

Which works on quite a few marketing levels too... even northern states could have 75F Christmas day.

 

[Finshaggy]

Which works on quite a few marketing levels too... even northern states could have 75F Christmas day.

Who wants that? It's supposed to snow for Christmas. And I don't think extending the year because it will "work on a few marketing levels" is even remotely a good idea.