Crankyxr
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Just tell him you want to try some kinky shit involving wearing earplugs and having a paper bag over his face.
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Just tell him you want to try some kinky shit involving wearing earplugs and having a paper bag over his face.
Crankyxr
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Does this mean, that theoretically, you can have sex with someone else when you're angry with him then?
Or just start a cat fight with some random girl, get angry at her, then go to your husband for "comfort"?
Bakatare666
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Blindfold the 'sybian'
Bakatare666
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I find the plastic bags work better.........
Just tell him you want to try some kinky shit involving wearing earplugs and having a paper bag over his face.
Flaming Pie
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When we were dating it used to be the case. I was a bad girlfriend. For some reason I could justify it as long as it didnt include a penis.
But yeah, I could be mad at a girl or guy and then go to my husband. Nothing bad about that.
Crankyxr
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Bakatare666
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I find that non-offensive, as long as she lets me watch.
Crankyxr
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Then just do that!
Just think WWBJD, "what would Black Jesus do?"
Bakatare666
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It does, you just don't leave it on as long........
That's only for one night stands, buddy.
Not for someone you're married to.
Crankyxr
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Unless it involves a beached whale...I find that non-offensive, as long as she lets me watch.
I find it hard to get off or have sex with someone that I would be afraid of when they get hungry...
Flaming Pie
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Oh gawd no. Haven't I discussed the fat breathing problem?
Ya' know.. there was ONE time when we were married (real early) that I got with his friends chick. I asked permission from guy and my husband. But I was supposed to call the husband upstairs after we started.
Completely forgot. He was pissed. But damn, the sex with him all pissed off was good.
Kinda makes me want to go down there and start slapping him around.
Bakatare666
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I had to watch the flick "Coyote Ugly" before I knew what the phrase meant........
Crankyxr
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Bakatare666
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Damn, you're funny.
Now I'm not 'shamed I asked you if you were a red-head. ("Flaming Pie")
Crankyxr
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I first thought of herpes...Damn, you're funny.
Now I'm not 'shamed I asked you if you were a red-head. ("Flaming Pie")
Not implying anything though, just the first thought that came to mind when I read that name.
Flaming Pie
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Pfft. people need to talk more sexy talk. I have to use the vibrator tonight and this conversation just aint doing it. lol
Flaming Pie
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Ew.I first thought of herpes...
Not implying anything though, just the first thought that came to mind when I read that name.
I was masquerading as a guy the first 6-8 months on here. Anonyminity or however you spell it.
Bakatare666
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Dam, that's all I got....
Bakatare666
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If any of the guys here are like me, and more for the growing knowledge, and the humor of cumstains like bmeat, we don't think of the 'naughty/ fun' stuff, but focus on the growing aspect........(Plant, not blood vessel), and are also conservative so as not to offend any female members (again, not a pun).
Flaming Pie
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EwWWWWW I checked properties on that link. Sending me to that filth....tsk tsk.