Crankyxr
Well-Known Member
I will feel like there is a fat perv in the room watching me ride.
Just tell him you want to try some kinky shit involving wearing earplugs and having a paper bag over his face.
I will feel like there is a fat perv in the room watching me ride.
Does this mean, that theoretically, you can have sex with someone else when you're angry with him then?He isn't sick today, but I am mad at him. Can't have sex when I am angry. Unless i am angry with someone else.
Blindfold the 'sybian'He can be hard all he wants, but if he is snotty and breathing weird I will feel like there is a fat perv in the room watching me ride.
I find the plastic bags work better.........
Just tell him you want to try some kinky shit involving wearing earplugs and having a paper bag over his face.
When we were dating it used to be the case. I was a bad girlfriend. For some reason I could justify it as long as it didnt include a penis.Does this mean, that theoretically, you can have sex with someone else when you're angry with him then?
Or just start a cat fight with some random girl, get angry at her, then go to your husband for "comfort"?
I find the plastic bags work better.........
I find that non-offensive, as long as she lets me watch.When we were dating it used to be the case. I was a bad girlfriend. For some reason I could justify it as long as it didnt include a penis.
But yeah, I could be mad at a girl or guy and then go to my husband. Nothing bad about that.
Then just do that!But yeah, I could be mad at a girl or guy and then go to my husband. Nothing bad about that.
It does, you just don't leave it on as long........
That's only for one night stands, buddy.
Not for someone you're married to.
Unless it involves a beached whale...I find that non-offensive, as long as she lets me watch.
Oh gawd no. Haven't I discussed the fat breathing problem?Unless it involves a beached whale...
I find it hard to get off or have sex with someone that I would be afraid of when they get hungry...
No candles or whips?Oh gawd no. Haven't I discussed the fat breathing problem?
Ya' know.. there was ONE time when we were married (real early) that I got with his friends chick. I asked permission from guy and my husband. But I was supposed to call the husband upstairs after we started.
Completely forgot. He was pissed. But damn, the sex with him all pissed off was good.
Kinda makes me want to go down there and start slapping him around.
Damn, you're funny.Oh gawd no. Haven't I discussed the fat breathing problem?
Ya' know.. there was ONE time when we were married (real early) that I got with his friends chick. I asked permission from guy and my husband. But I was supposed to call the husband upstairs after we started.
Completely forgot. He was pissed. But damn, the sex with him all pissed off was good.
Kinda makes me want to go down there and start slapping him around.
I first thought of herpes...Damn, you're funny.
Now I'm not 'shamed I asked you if you were a red-head. ("Flaming Pie")
Ew.I first thought of herpes...
Not implying anything though, just the first thought that came to mind when I read that name.
Flaming Pie is the tenth solo studio album by Paul McCartney, first released in 1997
MAKING LOVE UNDERNEATH THE BED,
SHOOTING STARS FROM A PURPLE SKY.
I DON'T CARE HOW I DO IT,
I'M THE MAN ON THE FLAMING PIE.
STICK MY TONGUE OUT AND LICK MY NOSE,
TUCK MY SHIRT IN AND ZIP MY FLY.
GO AHEAD, HAVE A VISION,
I'M THE MAN ON THE FLAMING PIE.
EV'RYTHING I DO HAS A SIMPLE EXPLANATION,
WHEN I'M WITH YOU, YOU COULD DO WITH A VACATION.
I TOOK MY BRAINS OUT AND STRETCHED 'EM ON THE RACK,
NOW I'M SO SURE I'M EVER GONNA GET 'EM BACK.
CUT MY TOES OFF TO SPITE MY FEET,
I DON'T KNOW WETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY.
NEVER MIND, CHECK MY RHYTHM,
I'M THE MAN ON THE FLAMING PIE.
I'M THE MAN ON THE FLAMING PIE
NOW EV'RYTHING I DO HAS A SIMPLE EXPLANATION,
WHEN I'M WITH YOU, YOU COULD DO WITH A VACATION.
I TOOK MY BRAINS OUT AND STRETCHED 'EM ON THE RACK,
NOW I'M NOT SO SURE I'M EVER GONNA GET 'EM BACK.
Dam, that's all I got....Pfft. people need to talk more sexy talk. I have to use the vibrator tonight and this conversation just aint doing it. lol
If any of the guys here are like me, and more for the growing knowledge, and the humor of cumstains like bmeat, we don't think of the 'naughty/ fun' stuff, but focus on the growing aspect........(Plant, not blood vessel), and are also conservative so as not to offend any female members (again, not a pun).Pfft. people need to talk more sexy talk. I have to use the vibrator tonight and this conversation just aint doing it. lol