FnShaggy's Strain: Hippy Beater

Finshaggy

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wow, a thousand views!

that's almost as good as having a thousand dollars or harvesting a thousand grams!

you are an unremitting failure, failspammy.

now dance for us, dancing monkey. we shall toss google pennies at thee.
Again, dancing is your job. I'm gonna go watch TV, how bout you guys say some funny stuff to make this more interesting to read. Go PM some people and get this party started :)
 

UncleBuck

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Again, dancing is your job.
actually, my job is growing the highest quality cannabis in one of the most competitive markets in the nation and putting food on the table by doing so.

watching you fail at trying to do the same is my diversion, similar to tossing pennies at a dancing monkey.

now dance monkey, dance!
 

Finshaggy

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Also, at the end of the mother plant grow I'm going to make videos showing how to make candy with hash in it, and a few other awesome things :)
 

chewberto

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These two sentences just contradict each other. My stress grow is perfect for noobs to read (https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/604671-finshaggys-beansprouts.html), so they can get realistic expectations of yield and learn how to make small amounts of bud better (for people who don't have a lot of space). And I will be making new hash videos, as well as reviewing buds and dispensaries all over Denver and the rest of Colorado (already been to Telluride, Durango & Pueblo). The only REAL problem with my grow is that I have NO money in which to spend on it, but that will soon be remedied by YouTube & YouTrolls
So now the purpose of your grow is to show noobs how to grow small plants? Ok, multipurpose grow?

Your yields are far below realistic expectations even for a beginner! Just admit it, you don't know what the fuck your doing!

Put your dunce cap on!
 

Finshaggy

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So now the purpose of your grow is to show noobs how to grow small plants? Ok, multipurpose grow?
No, the purpose of my grow was to show how to stress plants, and make awesome bud at low quantitates. Which HAPPENS to be perfect for showing noobs how to grow :) I'm glad you were too stupid to figure that out though, helps people ho may have been confused when I have to spell everything out for you :)
 

chewberto

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Your funny, you are actually starting to believe your own lies now? You get more Diluted with each thread that you make up! You have to spell out what your doing because it makes no sense to anyone! Dunce cap! Go put it on! "the worst grower of all time" that would be a thread title that suits you!
 

Fenian Brotherhood

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This is actually done a lot, I've seen people stress the flowering plant a couple weeks before harvest to create pollen sacs and spit out pollen to the other females. This Happens in mother nature when the plant knows it's about to die, she spreads her genes.
 

UncleBuck

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I'm gonna go watch TV
This is the only update so far, next one like the day after tomorrow.
Also, at the end of the mother plant grow I'm going to make videos showing how to make candy with hash in it, and a few other awesome things :)
No, the purpose of my grow was to show how to stress plants, and make awesome bud at low quantitates. Which HAPPENS to be perfect for showing noobs how to grow :) I'm glad you were too stupid to figure that out though, helps people ho may have been confused when I have to spell everything out for you :)
that's it!

dance, monkey, dance!
 

UncleBuck

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This is actually done a lot, I've seen people stress the flowering plant a couple weeks before harvest to create pollen sacs and spit out pollen to the other females. This Happens in mother nature when the plant knows it's about to die, she spreads her genes.
passing off seedy bud as sinsemilla in these parts is a mortal sin.

it's no wonder that spammy didn't follow through on his promise to come up here and go bigger than the dispensaries. he probably knew i was gonna warn all local schools that he gets 14 year old girls drunk and molests them.

there's also not a whole lot of walmarts in this area for him to shoplift from.
 

chewberto

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Yes definitely a molester. It started with him being raped by a 14 year old girl and then his hatred grew to where he felt compelled to go out and molest! Mainly plants but I have heard of many others!
 

UncleBuck

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What state do you live in? Do you own your own dispensary? I heard this is the way to go to really make the big $$$
i'm in oregon. i don't own a dispensary, i just grow for a select group of patients and don't go big or anything. i stay as small as i can and still feed myself.

but the competition up here is so fierce that spammy would have to pay people to smoke those necrotic pieces of shit he calls plants.
 

Fenian Brotherhood

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i'm in oregon. i don't own a dispensary, i just grow for a select group of patients and don't go big or anything. i stay as small as i can and still feed myself.

but the competition up here is so fierce that spammy would have to pay people to smoke those necrotic pieces of shit he calls plants.

It would be cool to see a journal by you. getting everything you can in the least amount of space, AND SUCCEEDING! Is very hard to come by. Especially in Oregon, I've heard you guys have it rough.
 
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