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minnesmoker

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You automatically win most arguments, and always have an excuse for saying crazy shit, or being a dick.

Brain surgery is right there with brain damage. When you say it, you get a pass.

Example:

Boss: "This is serious, I told you, you're going to kill someone, and I'd have to fire you if it kept happening."
Me: "You told me? Fuck, did I put it in my job notes in my phone? You know, if I don't do that, there's no chance of me remembering, with my brain damage."
Boss: "Shit, sorry dude. You doing ok, today?"
 
Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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Im about to ozzy osbourne this god damn chihauhau. I know that cant be the correct spelling but who cares. Im not paid to spell damn it.
 
dangledo

dangledo

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tumorhead said:
Yeah and it's not suicide from depression but just to escape constant agony drugs don't take it away just tone it down and you have to keep upping them until it screws up your life.

I could never understand that concept until I got it 1.5 years ago and because I look normal and all my tests were clear I had to go to 5 doctors over a year to get to my second neurologist who was finally competent. He got me better meds that turned things around but even with them it felt like my face was being ripped off and someone was digging out the roof of my mouth with a dental pick constantly
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that is what i figured from that link. ''the most painful condition known to mankind''. damn. respect.
 
match box

match box

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tumorhead said:
Yeah and it's not suicide from depression but just to escape constant agony drugs don't take it away just tone it down and you have to keep upping them until it screws up your life.

I could never understand that concept until I got it 1.5 years ago and because I look normal and all my tests were clear I had to go to 5 doctors over a year to get to my second neurologist who was finally competent. He got me better meds that turned things around but even with them it felt like my face was being ripped off and someone was digging out the roof of my mouth with a dental pick constantly
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Wow that is no way to get drugs.lol I'm glad your OK. 3 days and your out. I hope ya have someone around to help you. Don't fall. Good luck
 
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minnesmoker

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Jimmyjonestoo said:
Im about to ozzy osbourne this god damn chihauhau. I know that cant be the correct spelling but who cares. Im not paid to spell damn it.
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chihuahua WERE bred to take care of rodents, as as food... So, do it! You have an excuse (Oops, I was hungry, and had been reading online where the dogs were named after the mountainous region of Mexico where they're from, and bred as food.)
 
mysunnyboy

mysunnyboy

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omg i forgot why i came in here...my buddy thought he was sending a dick pic to this chick and he actually posted it on facebook instead LOL that's why they call it DOPE :eyesmoke:
 
dangledo

dangledo

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those firecrackers sound awesome, one of my favorite snacks. ive got around 20 grams left of keif i want to use for edibles. anyone have a good hash chocolate recipe? do i need to decarboxylate before double boiling, or is that enough? :leaf:
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tumorhead

tumorhead

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dangledo said:
those firecrackers sound awesome, one of my favorite snacks. ive got around 20 grams left of keif i want to use for edibles. anyone have a good hash chocolate recipe? do i need to decarboxylate before double boiling, or is that enough? :leaf:
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Nice...I just use a glass casserole dish with a lid to heat my oil/butter to I think it's 270 degrees, could probably just throw baker's chocolate right in with it and mix them around.
 
kinetic

kinetic

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If you want to advertise anything just use your location space. I wish I still owned the porn site I started.
 
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