I liked the first part in particular
and it's not you or you would have posted your Mensa # to prove it already.
A high IQ rarely comes with the urge to prove it to others, especially on a forum like this (which obviously is no offense to the forums, you get what I'm saying). Besides that, Mensa members and others who were really tested know their IQ and percentile, not something wishful thinking like "5 points from genius".
Claiming on this thread/forum/context you are "5 points from genius" is an oxymoron by itself.
If he was anywhere near smart and wanted to be somewhat successful at writing he amongst others wouldn't associate it with himself
Spelling and grammar really isn't a major issue if you want to be a paid or even bestselling writer. That's what editors and proofreaders are for. However, readers who want to learn want to read something from an authoritative person (i.e. an experienced grower), or at least someone who is able to do research and work with people who are subject matter experts (amongst others experienced growers). That obviously does not include Shinfaggy...