I got a job as a writer

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That actually sounds like a decent life plan, although they prolly put them at a desk first, but then just get to fat for a desk lol, boom back to profit!
 
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Flaming Pie said:
I still say that police officer should have to maintain a under a 20% bodyfat ratio. They also should be able to run a mile and do 3 pull ups. for real.
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At the very least lol, I call myself out of shape and I could easily do that. That's what they're gonna start cracking down on after guns I bet, better officers.
 
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Perfextionist420 said:
just sat and did a 28 minute iq test out of curiosity

141 apparently, below my previous score of 154 when i was younger not sure on the accuracy
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Internet tests don't count, you need to hire someone to come out to your house. If you trust an internet IQ test, then your IQ is even lower than expected.
 
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Finshaggy said:
Internet tests don't count, you need to hire someone to come out to your house. If you trust an internet IQ test, then your IQ is even lower than expected.
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Official IQ tests are done at colleges, sanctioned places, and @ a few special bases our US military has (for US soil, anyway.) You just lost 3 points on what you said your IQ was.
 
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polyarcturus said:
but fin. well finscagalag got issues. and not just the fact he cant grow. he is.... i dont know how to put in words other than,he is psychologically fucked. personally, i see him ending up in some kind of institution. but what he is not, is a breeder ,m a grower or intelligent human being.
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Had to shorten this to fit in as my new sig
 
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kelly4 said:
Pushing buttons at the drive thru so orders pop up on a screen doesn't make you a writer.
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Buddy, you are giving this kid alot of credit. 85% of his brain dosent work. To master a drive thru requires someone to not be braindead.

no one wants to read a load of shit concocted by "the best known member of riu". More like most widly accepted as a failure
 
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You guys are giving him Waaaaaaaaay too much credit. He would actually have to have a job in order to be pushing buttons in a drive thru. I do not believe shaggy could get a job at a fast food restaurant. I would kill to see his resume.



Ryan Gallagher (aka Finshaggy)
some dude's couch
Pueblo, CO 81003

Objective: To score some job where I could make some money, say at least $110 a year, while doing nothing but the bare minimum to keep my job.

Education: Well, I almost got my GED, but in 4th Grade, some lady came to my home to test my IQ. She said I was 5 points from genius.

Experience: I have started a several grows, none really finished worth a damn. I have made several Youtube videos that a few people have seen. I have created a persona for myslef named Finshaggy. For this, I am the most proud. I am a master spammer and have even made over $100 from Google.

Special Skills: I am the most hated person on a forum called RIU. I have been banned from at least 5 other forums. I am a great liar, and thief. Many people tell me I have dellusions of granduer. That sound pretty good.


References: Some cool guys in Mexico, a few more in Texas, and a few here in Colorado. They are teens, so I don't think I can give their names. Just look me up on RIU. I'm famous. Anyone there can tell you how awesome I am.
 
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ClaytonBigsby said:
You guys are giving him Waaaaaaaaay too much credit. He would actually have to have a job in order to be pushing buttons in a drive thru. I do not believe shaggy could get a job at a fast food restaurant. I would kill to see his resume.



Ryan Gallagher (aka Finshaggy)
some dude's couch
Pueblo, CO 81003

Objective: To score some job where I could make some money, say at least $110 a year, while doing nothing but the bare minimum to keep my job.

Education: Well, I almost got my GED, but in 4th Grade, some lady came to my home to test my IQ. She said I was 5 points from genius.

Experience: I have started a several grows, none really finished worth a damn. I have made several Youtube videos that a few people have seen. I have created a persona for myslef named Finshaggy. For this, I am the most proud. I am a master spammer and have even made over $100 from Google.

Special Skills: I am the most hated person on a forum called RIU. I have been banned from at least 5 other forums. I am a great liar, and thief. Many people tell me I have dellusions of granduer. That sound pretty good.


References: Some cool guys in Mexico, a few more in Texas, and a few here in Colorado. They are teens, so I don't think I can give their names. Just look me up on RIU. I'm famous. Anyone there can tell you how awesome I am.
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excellent sir.

you know, i posted a long ass post about what a piece this thread is, and what i thought about shaggy. wasnt any worse than any others here, but for some reason, someone deleated it.

i think they are trying to hide the truth from shaggy. kid is a goof
 
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Flaming Pie said:
I still say that police officer should have to maintain a under a 20% bodyfat ratio. They also should be able to run a mile and do 3 pull ups. for real.
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Love how in cops the camera guy it's right on top of the suspect then looks back to see two overweight cops flop over a fence or fall in a kiddy pool and all the while his dude had like a forty pound camera (original cops) on his shoulder. How is it that a video nerd can outrun a specially trained officer? The cops in Boston are a joke I find it hilarious that they think an overweight sassy proud black lady cop would do any good in a foot chase, get back to smaking your lips and directing traffic Deputy Raineesha Williams
 

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