Oh, well, let me tell you a story. I started at this job once and it was my fist day. I wore a nice long skirt and thought I was looking good. I went too the lunch room not knowing anyone in there and sat and had my lunch. I didn't realize I had pulled the chair legs in on the bottom of my skirt...so when I went to push my chair back to stand up, my stupid skirt pulled right over my hips and I was left standing in lunch room of new co-workers in my panties...I think I turned purple.
and I wanted to cry. I know your pain.