The Drunk Thread!

[hereshegrows]

yea but its not the monetary value , i was trying to earn the respect of the higher ups

Oh, well, let me tell you a story. I started at this job once and it was my fist day. I wore a nice long skirt and thought I was looking good. I went too the lunch room not knowing anyone in there and sat and had my lunch. I didn't realize I had pulled the chair legs in on the bottom of my skirt...so when I went to push my chair back to stand up, my stupid skirt pulled right over my hips and I was left standing in lunch room of new co-workers in my panties...I think I turned purple. and I wanted to cry. I know your pain.

 

[chewberto]

"Fist day" ? Oh no HSG! That's an adult film industry day!

 

[TalonToker]

I was looking to put away a case tonight. Looks like about 16 or 17 is as far as I'm going to make it. Oh well, I tried. I expect to quit for an extended period after tonight.

No regrets, though. Not even.

[video=youtube;3UIojGDIBvI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UIojGDIBvI[/video]

 

[RyanTheRhino]

Oh, well, let me tell you a story. I started at this job once and it was my fist day. I wore a nice long skirt and thought I was looking good. I went too the lunch room not knowing anyone in there and sat and had my lunch. I didn't realize I had pulled the chair legs in on the bottom of my skirt...so when I went to push my chair back to stand up, my stupid skirt pulled right over my hips and I was left standing in lunch room of new co-workers in my panties...I think I turned purple. and I wanted to cry. I know your pain.

well you were sexy about it lol....no mercy here

 

[TalonToker]

I think I'll finish off that case tonight.
I'm out of smoke, but I cheated and cut a bud off of one of my plants that has about another week to go before being ready to chop.
Should be a pretty chill evening.
Anyone else having a beverage tonight?

[video=youtube;KnBgsofm2l0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnBgsofm2l0[/video]

 

[TalonToker]

[video=youtube;Pr-JoqFVC5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr-JoqFVC5E[/video]

 

[TalonToker]

[video=youtube;w6Q3mHyzn78]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78[/video]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

^^^^^^^LOL


I got fired at a company Christmas party when I was 21. Alcohol and company Christmas parties are a bad mix. You always have the Summer picnic.

 

[Big Trees]

Open Bar Dude!!!

 

[sunni]

^^^^^^^LOL


I got fired at a company Christmas party when I was 21. Alcohol and company Christmas parties are a bad mix. You always have the Summer picnic.

ill grab 1 glass of wine and nurse it the entire night while everyone makes asses of themselves.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Great plan Sunni. If I start drinking, I have a hard time stopping. Being Native doesn't help. I'm like Bruce Willis when he gets drunk in Blind Date. Not pretty.

 

[sunni]

Great plan Sunni. If I start drinking, I have a hard time stopping. Being Native doesn't help. I'm like Bruce Willis when he gets drunk in Blind Date. Not pretty.

haha i getcha

 

[Big Trees]

My favorite is to get hammered and walk around in a penguin costume. I gave two guys directions at a gas station like that once

 

[eye exaggerate]

...beer. smoke. beer. smoke. beeer. smooke. beeeer. smoooke. BeeeeerSmooooKe

 

[TalonToker]

more tunes

[video=youtube;0gpwgPpswms]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpwgPpswms[/video]

 

[Padawanbater2]

more tunes

[youtube]YxQVNDuUZ10[/youtube]

 

[TalonToker]

[video=youtube;Gqw1FI1hfJA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqw1FI1hfJA[/video]

 

[TalonToker]

[video=youtube;uzsQBdcIY48]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzsQBdcIY48[/video]

 

[gioua]

[video=youtube;ZRAr354usf8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRAr354usf8[/video]'


am I the only drinker today?

 

[ThatGuy113]

It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer