Random Jibber Jabber Thread

minnesmoker

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[video=youtube;XBYlwvGINTA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBYlwvGINTA[/video]

Peace out, this working for a living shit has got to stop, it's killing me! I gotta get back into I.T.
 

slowbus

New Member
watching cops a sec ago.They just haulled some guy to jail for a single bud.A "kind bud" -"high grade mj" ,as the cop called it.lol but no lol
 

minnesmoker

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watching cops a sec ago.They just haulled some guy to jail for a single bud.A "kind bud" -"high grade mj" ,as the cop called it.lol but no lol
I wanna click "like" ... But you started it with the most jail sentence of all time: "I was watching cops..."

I wasted my good video already, so I'll have to stick around a bit.
 

Flaming Pie

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What if pie wins and its a boy, you just fucked his life up
Baby is still clutching on to the womb ha Ms Pie......Tell you what.....come daylight you go for a good walk...encourage the rascal to come on outa there!!!!!!
We should start a pool to see who can guess when pie will have her baby. Who ever is closest pie has to name the child after that person. lol
Bleh.. Thought I was having contractions earlier today. It was just gas. Bummer.

The baby is a she, and her name is Esther.

I am ready for her to come out now. lol.

Tried sex, orgasms and nipple stimulation. I walk everyday.

GET OUTTA MY BELLY!!
 

Flaming Pie

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What if pie wins and its a boy, you just fucked his life up
Baby is still clutching on to the womb ha Ms Pie......Tell you what.....come daylight you go for a good walk...encourage the rascal to come on outa there!!!!!!
We should start a pool to see who can guess when pie will have her baby. Who ever is closest pie has to name the child after that person. lol
Nipple stimulation? Was that for you or for esther? :lol:
Nipple stimulation is a possible way to start contractions..

Orgasms can stimulate contractions.

Semen supposedly has hormones in the natural form that are given to induce labor. They are supposed to help soften the cervix.
 

Indagrow

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outdoor season is well underway for most of us, and to the rest of you get your shit together stop planning so much! Wishing everyone a great season and ample harvest come croptober!
[video=youtube;LGtLJDP1BIk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGtLJDP1BIk&feature=share&list=RD02keuBfim dorM[/video]
 

Blue Wizard

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Bleh.. Thought I was having contractions earlier today. It was just gas. Bummer.

The baby is a she, and her name is Esther.

I am ready for her to come out now. lol.

Tried sex, orgasms and nipple stimulation. I walk everyday.

GET OUTTA MY BELLY!!
Did you try using a toilet plunger yet? It always worked in the cartoons.
 

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

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outdoor season is well underway for most of us, and to the rest of you get your shit together stop planning so much! Wishing everyone a great season and ample harvest come croptober!
[video=youtube;LGtLJDP1BIk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGtLJDP1BIk&feature=share&list=RD02keuBfim dorM[/video]
This album has helped through so many grows . . .
 

curious2garden

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Nipple stimulation is a possible way to start contractions..

Orgasms can stimulate contractions.

Semen supposedly has hormones in the natural form that are given to induce labor. They are supposed to help soften the cervix.
Is this your first? The bad news is the day you can not stand to be pregnant 1 more minute is the day you know you have 4 weeks left, sorry. Oh and let me warn you that Castor Oil won't induce labor either. Don't ask how I know it's not a pretty story. LOL If you have a swimming pool anywhere close floating is WONDERFUL!

What you are looking at is forms of Oxytocin release. That doesn't work until the cervix is ripe. You'll know when the head engages. On a first you will noticeably drop. (I was just a tad of a rebel and had mine at home).
 

Flaming Pie

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Is this your first? The bad news is the day you can not stand to be pregnant 1 more minute is the day you know you have 4 weeks left, sorry. Oh and let me warn you that Castor Oil won't induce labor either. Don't ask how I know it's not a pretty story. LOL If you have a swimming pool anywhere close floating is WONDERFUL!

What you are looking at is forms of Oxytocin release. That doesn't work until the cervix is ripe. You'll know when the head engages. On a first you will noticeably drop. (I was just a tad of a rebel and had mine at home).
I have definitely dropped noticeably. My mom wouldn't stop talking about it yesterday.

I noticed after she said it.

I am already 1/2 cm dialated the doctor says. (last week) So I should be ripened.
 

minnesmoker

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ROFLMAO!! I'm singing the opposite song. Gotta get outta IT it's killing me!! Swap ya straight across ;)

Ok, but ... I move 100+ Lb. bags of materials all day, and I work on diesel engines (a fleet, 8 trucks, 3 diesel trailers) and small engines (honda 4-stroke) about 140 engines I'm responsible for maintaining, along with state and federal certification that all vehicles are fit for public road service. Oh, and I was handed the "reward" of handling our 15 pneumatic and hydraulic motors, also. I use diesel to get the oil off, gas to get the diesel off, zep to stop the chemical burn, and lotion to keep my skin from peeling off.

And, now I'm heading in for an early start -- two rigs went out of service last night, and they'll both need to be back in service in the morning.

At this point, I think being a C# developer would be a better option. Anyone know if I can get my PM ISO cert, even with felonies? I know I can pass the bar, but not become a doctor, and I can hold C level positions, except where critical finances are concerned (unless I own more than 51% of the company, and there are less than 100 shareholders.)
 

Dr. Greenhorn

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Random jibber


My daughter graduates this friday. So stoked for her. My little baby ain't a baby no more. Gonna get her a truck for her graduation. ^_^
 
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