Random Jibber Jabber Thread

cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Total Head said:
i went to the batting cage for the first time in 2 years because it was so nice out. i'm out of shape, i smoke, and i wanted to die. i swung at everything because i paid for that shit and now i have a swollen purple pinky finger. i'm icing it with a freeze pop. i still have my skills, though.
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Jimmyjonestoo

Jimmyjonestoo

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I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy.
And I called her baby when I smacked her ass.
I called her sugar when I ate her alive till daylight.
And I slept with her all over me,
from forehead to ribcage I dripped her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying,
living out some brash fantasy, but no.
You were knocked out.
But we were all knocked out you know.
In a way
 
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gioua

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jarring the top 3 collas of the carmel.. (gave one colla away) may even peak over a full oz on this one.. was not expecting more then 15 originally



 
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Kodank Moment

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Never felt so undesired in my entire life. I've been in plenty of relationships and lost count at 50 girls but my girlfriend barely sleeps with me. 3 long weeks. I know it isn't that the sex is bad or anything like that. Don't even try and say she is just saying blah or maybe blah. It isn't the sex itself, I've never been in a relationship where we didnt have sex almost daily. I'm not sure what to do. I can't figure it out.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Kodank Moment said:
Never felt so undesired in my entire life. I've been in plenty of relationships and lost count at 50 girls but my girlfriend barely sleeps with me. 3 long weeks. I know it isn't that the sex is bad or anything like that. Don't even try and say she is just saying blah or maybe blah. It isn't the sex itself, I've never been in a relationship where we didnt have sex almost daily. I'm not sure what to do. I can't figure it out.
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I've been there. When they choke off the honey supply ... they're communicatin'. cn
 
sunni

sunni

Administrator
Staff member
Kodank Moment said:
Never felt so undesired in my entire life. I've been in plenty of relationships and lost count at 50 girls but my girlfriend barely sleeps with me. 3 long weeks. I know it isn't that the sex is bad or anything like that. Don't even try and say she is just saying blah or maybe blah. It isn't the sex itself, I've never been in a relationship where we didnt have sex almost daily. I'm not sure what to do. I can't figure it out.
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well you have a few options
1 express yur feelings that youre sexual desires arent being met, and that its frustrates you, ask her if there is something wrong with her, generally when woman dont put out there is an issue, self consciousness, sickness, period, yeast infection or something LOL
2. leave her, because she cannot fulfill your sexual desires
3. go get it somewhere else
 
prosperian

prosperian

Well-Known Member
I just made the kids a peanut butter, banana, and honey sandwich. Took everything I had not to eat one.

Kinda looks like this...

 
shoediva

shoediva

Member
minnesmoker said:
Moving from 12/12 FS paid off. Instead of pulling 1 -2 ounces per, I am pulling 3 1/2 +. Just finished my first FIM'ed Ex Cheese with 18/6 veg for 21 days from FIM days, Still haven't saved enough for the much desired HPS. The 3 1/2+ is an estimate based on the 5 grams dry weight of the popcorn that was too small to hang or to put on the dry rack. I pulled the 4 colas from the FIM, a freak 5th, and a handful of popcorn.

Work was OK, but getting home to the boss lady, a Mike's (something) and that 5 grams of popcorn was all I wanted to do. When yer like me, it's a pretty damn cool thing to find a woman that knows what I am, and still loves me, and understands (or tries to understand) my perspective... Talk about patience of a Saint! Pretty bitchin' that she's sexy, also.
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Awwwwww.... Thank you baby!
 
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