things nooobs say that just make you lmfao

[silasraven]

give it a go, a noob asked can i glue the leaves back on?

 

[ukclonebank]

I would say this thread was started by a newb ,
Have you no imagination @ all umbre ?
I can't believe you sucked me into your pants thread , I guess the temptation to laugh at someone was to great,
God I'm evil

 

[Dankfactory]

Ever broken a branch during some aggressive super cropping and then duct taped it back in place, only to have it grow back knotted and stronger than ever? It can be likened reattaching a human limb. There's no need to attempt with a leaf, but its no different with reattaching any other part of the plant. How ironic, that the Newb asking the question was actually more logically sound than the one starting this thread.

 

[automated]

"OMG is that a bud in your pocket, or are you just aroused to pick on noobs?"

~some n00b

 

[Trousers]

How much am I going to yield?
Is this a male?
Feminized seeds are prone to "hermie."

 

[DaZeD & CoNfUZeD]

help??????


lol

 

[Kite High]

can I use sugar water and yeast to make NITROGEN for my plants? My buddy says it will work and the added NITROGEN in the air will make them grow faster

All of my leaves are dying off and I just started flower last week...gave them blim blam bloom booster only....why is this happening?

males make buds too...but they are filled with seeds

I water once a day...why are my plants droopy?

my plants are 3 days old...how long before I have bud to smoke?

AN is the best

 

[2nd]

still looking for those advanced tech thingy's...........

 

[Novicehomegrower]

All of my leaves are dying off and I just started flower last week...gave them blim blam bloom booster only....why is this happening?

this hahahahaha

 

[budman111]

I hate noobs when they say things like: "things nooobs say that just make you lmfao"

 

[edyah]

flush your plants

remove your fan leaves

advanced nutrients

no N during flowering

 

[420God]

Would it help if I put red plastic over the lights?

Well I mean, they like the red color spectrum don't they? So why wouldn't me putting red-plastic over them not change the effects of the color spectrum being provided?

Has anyone ever done this? Maybe i'll try it.

.........

 

[RL420]

Wannabe cousin grower told me his secret to purple buds. He says, "Put the seed in water and grape juice".

 

[DrGribble]

When people say "Strand" instead of "Strain" - that shit drives me nuts.

 

[Sunbiz1]

My plant is dying....

Followed by a long and worthless description b/c NO pic was included.

 

[Trousers]

When people say "Strand" instead of "Strain" - that shit drives me nuts.

Some say that "strain" is incorrect.

Strains of bacteria, varieties of cannabis...

 

[Kite High]

nitrogen inhibits flowering

feminized seeds are an abomination

roots grow when the lights are off

 

[wheels619]

How much am I going to yield?
Is this a male?
Feminized seeds are prone to "hermie."

also fem seeds are prone to hermie if made incorrectly. but normally you shouldnt have any worries. i use them regularly.

 

[wheels619]

had a guy tell me that "only dry shitty mexican dirt weed resins up like that." lmao. cracked me up and had to tell all my buddies so they could pick on him becuz he says hes right and im wrong becuz of his experience. lol.

 

[Cooter@666]

Best one ever!!!

i believe any pollen will seed a plant. the seeds won't be for shit but i have had the same issue, harvest then clean clean clean, also make sure the intake is screened off as not to risk any pollen in and doing the same to the next.. good luck and KEEP ON GROWIN

listen here you punk pussy troll, i have been growin for 20 plus years and have been in and outside growing so don't bother telling me what will make a seed form, you stupid fuck, when a breeder uses bullshit chemical powders to make a female plant seed and call them fem seeds , and you don't think an outside pollen won't seed a plant.. I DARE ANY ONE TO SIT A FULL BUDDED PLANT OUTSIDE IN EARLY EARLY SPRING WHEN THE POLLEN IS SO THICK IT UP YOUR NOSE AND SEE IF YOU DON'T GET SEEDS.. FUCK OOFF TROLL.