Random Jibber Jabber Thread

curious2garden

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Staff member
Husband is being a dickweed.

I was outside, helped sweep up and scooped the dog poop into two neat little piles. I went inside because he started mowing before helping me put it into bags. 89 degrees outside still. So I go inside.

Old neighbor lady comes over and talks my ear off. I am sweaty, tired and just want to sit.

I sit down and post baby pics on facebook. Literally a min after it is posted, husband opens back door and YELLS. "Are you gonna help?" I say with what? "The FUCKING DOG POOP!"

I say, "don't yell at me 1st off" and then he slams the door shut.

He comes back in after putting things away, and I explain that I am tired and sweaty and wore myself out. I don't need to be scooping poop. He states it will just stay there then. W/e, I say, you can be doing shit I can't do right now instead of being an asshole.

Guess I'm not getting laid tonight. Asshole.
I had a similar ex-husband. I am so sorry.
 

gioua

Well-Known Member
^^^:D


Here's a good way to make some spare cash. I suggest you practice first.:smile:

[video=youtube;FoypZyibQro]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoypZyibQro[/video]

This is from Brain Games and this guy is also on Scam City.. showed my son this and he went to school and showed his teacher (we were impressed and thought his teacher would get a kick outta it) he did.
 

Padawanbater2

Well-Known Member
Husband is being a dickweed.

I was outside, helped sweep up and scooped the dog poop into two neat little piles. I went inside because he started mowing before helping me put it into bags. 89 degrees outside still. So I go inside.

Old neighbor lady comes over and talks my ear off. I am sweaty, tired and just want to sit.

I sit down and post baby pics on facebook. Literally a min after it is posted, husband opens back door and YELLS. "Are you gonna help?" I say with what? "The FUCKING DOG POOP!"

I say, "don't yell at me 1st off" and then he slams the door shut.

He comes back in after putting things away, and I explain that I am tired and sweaty and wore myself out. I don't need to be scooping poop. He states it will just stay there then. W/e, I say, you can be doing shit I can't do right now instead of being an asshole.

Guess I'm not getting laid tonight. Asshole.
Sooo much missing from this story..
 

slowbus

New Member
Husband is being a dickweed.

I was outside, helped sweep up and scooped the dog poop into two neat little piles. I went inside because he started mowing before helping me put it into bags. 89 degrees outside still. So I go inside.

Old neighbor lady comes over and talks my ear off. I am sweaty, tired and just want to sit.

I sit down and post baby pics on facebook. Literally a min after it is posted, husband opens back door and YELLS. "Are you gonna help?" I say with what? "The FUCKING DOG POOP!"

I say, "don't yell at me 1st off" and then he slams the door shut.

He comes back in after putting things away, and I explain that I am tired and sweaty and wore myself out. I don't need to be scooping poop. He states it will just stay there then. W/e, I say, you can be doing shit I can't do right now instead of being an asshole.



Guess I'm not getting laid tonight. Asshole.


shoot the dog and prove a point to both of 'em
 

match box

Well-Known Member
I sure am glad I don't live in tornado ally. I have family in OK. I haven't seen any of them for 30 years. Not a real close family.
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
The weather, and my obsessive need to keep things clean and running, has given me a light work-load. So, I have to work early tomorrow. Yayy, me. On the plus side, I now either work 7 days a week, with a few short days, or I randomly take a couple days off every week. And, I got to come home early, on the boss lady's day off!
 

kinetic

Well-Known Member
I helped sell some of my friends art tonight. It was a blast talking and hustleing. My friends talent makes it easy! I told the hipsters they would be ahead of everyone by sending postcards because no one does that anymore. Yes, it did work.
 

Padawanbater2

Well-Known Member
I helped sell some of my friends art tonight. It was a blast talking and hustleing. My friends talent makes it easy! I told the hipsters they would be ahead of everyone by sending postcards because no one does that anymore. Yes, it did work.
Lol, suckers!
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Today I took a break in my newly busy condition to take a fast hike in my favorite local land reserve in a geologically fascinating island of hills.
At the end of setting a personal best time and best pace count for "the short loop" of about 2 lumpy miles, I was within 60 paces of the finish line when I inhaled something chunky and still briefly alive. It felt like a a full-sized cockroach but was more than likely a housefly. I promptly coughed it out in a wad of value-added trachea protectant, but I had a massive cough&retch spell. I couldn't get all the FOD feeling out of my windpipe. All the drive home, i was coughing up sheets of phlegm that felt like they had tiny drumsticks in them. I'm sure y'all are delighted to read about this, just as i was delighted to experience it. cn
 

joe macclennan

Well-Known Member
a little melodramatic earlier with "I'm leaving....forever" weren't you?
We couldn't be so lucky.
Not sticking to your word, at it's worst.
Just say it he's a trolling liar.
I don't think you understand the meaning of sarcasm, why would I leave because of a few hating.band wagons lol?
I don't hate you bro. Hate is a strong word. It would be preferable if you weren't around. That's all. Or at least stop acting like a spoiled little douchebag. I know that's asking alot.
Exactly what I'm talking about smartass.
The first karate kid is now the same age as the master now, people born in 1995 are graduating highschool this year....
Wtf...
This I agree with. WTF is right:eyesmoke:

shoot the dog and prove a point to both of 'em
Pretty funny, slowbus. Twisted but funny.:joint:
 

Trolling

New Member
Lol, dude this whole thing is about Sunni, that's it. That lmgtfy wasn't even assholeish either, many here do that daily and don't get called out, my name does because of my name and Sunni and isn't it the old saying when I was protesting against flaming and bashing (IN MONAPOLY VOICE) "oh well you have to suck it up, gotta have a tough skin on RIU, don't like it, go back to your other forums". So add it all up, and people clearly over reacting.
 

gioua

Well-Known Member
really weird weather this mo.. not sure if it's gonna be hot or cold one day to the next here.. going from 93 yesterday to 77 on weds..
suns out tho!


Today

90° 50°
Wed

77° 48°
Thu

77° 48°
Fri

81° 54°
 
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