Flaming pie download date!!

[Flaming Pie]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 20 years.... oh you kill me, really you do! I'm 40 years on now and I still haven't slept peacefully since evicting the first parasite.



Sweetie please don't rip my face off when I say this, but please, the sentence should be, "Alright I'm sending that man for breakfast.. fuck everything right now". The attitude should be pissed because by now he should be anticipating EVERYTHING LOL Hang in there.

He's at work. If he was home I would be having him make me pancakes.

 

[cannabineer]

He's at work. If he was home I would be having him make me pancakes.

UncleBuck! Front and center! cn

 

[kushhound187]

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 20 years.... oh you kill me, really you do! I'm 40 years on now and I still haven't slept peacefully since evicting the first parisite.

That is hillarious.

kids dont reach paristie level until about 12-13. all the sweetness vannishes

 

[Flaming Pie]

My mother has been anxious and damn near neurotic the past couple weeks.

I had to tell her I didn't want her to come with me next doctor appointment. She came last appointment and the ultrasound. Stressed me out with her constant talking and worrying.

 

[giggles26]

I"m going to say May 24th at 2:22 am.

That's a great day, it's my bday and I will be stoned all damn day

 

[Flaming Pie]

If they tell me I have to induce, I may decide to induce friday. Cus my hubby has no work friday or monday.

 

[aknight3]

any news pie?...

 

[Flaming Pie]

any news pie?...

Going to the doctor tomorrow afternoon to get the finger treatment.

I will let yall know if anything is happening. =)

Going to get my sperm injection tonight.

 

[cannabineer]

If they tell me I have to induce, I may decide to induce friday. Cus my hubby has no work friday or monday.

For your sake, I'll hope otherwise. My ex was induced. Thirty-six hours of tough tough labor. Her resolve to go natural broke like glass on the first big swell of contractions. She was so exhausted at the end they had to use the big suckerator to drag our firstborn headfirst out of her spent meat. Kid's head looked like a four-dollar muffin for two weeks. Now, at fifteen, I'm convinced there was massive damage. ~teenagers
cn

 

[Flaming Pie]

For your sake, I'll hope otherwise. My ex was induced. Thirty-six hours of tough tough labor. Her resolve to go natural broke like glass on the first big swell of contractions. She was so exhausted at the end they had to use the big suckerator to drag our firstborn headfirst out of her spent meat. Kid's head looked like a four-dollar muffin for two weeks. Now, at fifteen, I'm convinced there was massive damage. ~teenagers
cn

Well I read that if you are not mostly effaced when they induce, it will be a long and hard labor.

Spent meat? Good lord, I hope you didn't say that to her. lol

This friday I will be one week past my due date. Most doctors don't let you go past 2weeks.

Baby was 8lbs on friday. Babies can gain about an ounce a day at this point. So she will prob be 8 1/2lbs on this friday. (there is a 6oz + or - on the ultrasound measurements)

I've also read that they can try a hormone inserted into the vagina (concentrated and artificial version of what is found in men's sperm) that can ripen the cervix and start contractions. I will definitely ask about that first.

Pitocin is the scary stuff but I have even read about that being able to be given at low doses.

We shall see what the doctor says. Hopefully there is good news and my cervix is fully ripened.

Gnight all.

 

[cannabineer]

In case of eewwww ambiguity, i meant her body, not anything more ... specific. My bad. cn

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

If they tell me I have to induce, I may decide to induce friday. Cus my hubby has no work friday or monday.

Listen woman, you have less than 12 hours,..................or my other guess was the 28th. Do you want to wait another 6 days?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?, Didn't think so. Pack your bags, and go.

 

[aknight3]

i said the 29th i think so...she got a little time still, u good girl

 

[giggles26]

I don't know why you guys are still arguing over the date, it's going to be the 24th there is no doubt in my mind, its the best fucking day of May so there is no need to keep on guessing

 

[Trolling]

The twenti5th.

 

[giggles26]

Nah just wait, pie will come back and be like damn it giggles was right.....

 

[Flaming Pie]

Ha. If doctor tells me I have to induce it will prob be on 24th. Unless yall want to start a bidding war.

She is getting heavy! So make them bids count!

 

[giggles26]

No need to bid, there is some shady people here who would steal the whole pot

 

[potpimp]

She is coming this week. I will take in as much sperm (orally and vaginally) as necessary!

I broke my wife's water on our first child. I was just poking fun at her.

 

[Trolling]

Sounds like the perfect father son story.