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bazoomer said:
No time 4 that now m8, got to go signe up with em Monday morning ! My rim is doing 1p -10p !
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Aww fuck that's right m8, looks like its the missus' push then, I'd give it a go, toothpaste tube taped to ur dick and u should be good to go. They might not even test u on Monday, could be like a random thing, if u get the job u might just have to work everyday with a tube of yer missus' piss straped te ur dick lol, sounds right up ur street baz lol
 
bazoomer said:
HELP please folks ... going for a damn good job ive been after for a year on Monday, but , i have to go in there threw an agency, ive just looked at there web site & it says they drug screen there drivers !!!, thinking i will take some of my mrs piss in a little something taped to my groin ?? what you think fellas ? can they tell woman's from mans piss ? .fuck sake , i really need this job !

Cheers guys, i know u will come up with sommat .

ps, if they do swab test ,i guess thats me fucked right up !,im oozing THC ! what with the cakes & smoking all day every day !
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toothpaste tube taped to your cock!

trust me we did it in jail all the time

and no its a drg tests not a test on gender while yes ther will be eperthelial markers, telling blokes from chicks, they wont be testing forthat, most prolly be a dip test.
 
IC3M4L3 said:
toothpaste tube taped to your cock!

trust me we did it in jail all the time

and no its a drg tests not a test on gender while yes ther will be eperthelial markers, telling blokes from chicks, they wont be testing forthat, most prolly be a dip test.
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phew , thats what i wanted to hear m8 !, FUCK ME, all this xtra paranoia is all i need being stoner cunt !
 
Mastergrow said:
Aww fuck that's right m8, looks like its the missus' push then, I'd give it a go, toothpaste tube taped to ur dick and u should be good to go. They might not even test u on Monday, could be like a random thing, if u get the job u might just have to work everyday with a tube of yer missus' piss straped te ur dick lol, sounds right up ur street baz lol
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lol-a-lot, yes ,it wont be the first time ive had close encounters with a ''strap-on'' !
 
bazoomer said:
Ice, how the fuck do i piss into a toothpaste tube ? u might be a needle dick , but mines slightly bigger !
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into a small jug first u dik! duh!

make sure u clean it coz even tho ur shit stinks of roses ur piss aint menna smell minty fresh!

SAMBO!- docs fucked upagain seems m on the 200 and 300 pre-gabs on the reg now, so i got 56 for you here, thats 28 qwid! il top it upto 50 with sum zoppies for ya, il post em monday
 
bazoomer said:
HELP please folks ... going for a damn good job ive been after for a year on Monday, but , i have to go in there threw an agency, ive just looked at there web site & it says they drug screen there drivers !!!, thinking i will take some of my mrs piss in a little something taped to my groin ?? what you think fellas ? can they tell woman's from mans piss ? .fuck sake , i really need this job !

Cheers guys, i know u will come up with sommat .

ps, if they do swab test ,i guess thats me fucked right up !,im oozing THC ! what with the cakes & smoking all day every day !
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get some of them detox kits, you drink it and piss it out clean... idk if they can catch them, but av got a few mates workin offshore who smoke alot, an thats what they use idk where to get em, or whats trusted tho
 
Mastergrow said:
Aww fuck that's right m8, looks like its the missus' push then, I'd give it a go, toothpaste tube taped to ur dick and u should be good to go. They might not even test u on Monday, could be like a random thing, if u get the job u might just have to work everyday with a tube of yer missus' piss straped te ur dick lol, sounds right up ur street baz lol
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u a fukin horse mg?
 
bazoomer said:
HELP please folks ... going for a damn good job ive been after for a year on Monday, but , i have to go in there threw an agency, ive just looked at there web site & it says they drug screen there drivers !!!, thinking i will take some of my mrs piss in a little something taped to my groin ?? what you think fellas ? can they tell woman's from mans piss ? .fuck sake , i really need this job !

Cheers guys, i know u will come up with sommat .

ps, if they do swab test ,i guess thats me fucked right up !,im oozing THC ! what with the cakes & smoking all day every day !
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If it helps mate ive worked in logistics/transport for near on 15years and generally only seen people piss tested after an accident or some companies will do a company wide sweep once a year
 
Saerimmner said:
If it helps mate ive worked in logistics/transport for near on 15years and generally only seen people piss tested after an accident or some companies will do a company wide sweep once a year
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Thanks m8, nice 2 know, but I'm going into a company threw an agency first & it's the agency that do the testing ! I'm on my phone , so can't reply & say thanks 4 all your help to every 1 , but u know who u r .
 
Baz it is probable that they say they drug test to make em look pukka to their clients etc, but this cost money.... so prob doesn't happrn to everyone, like sae ses wen u cause a 200 car pile up on the m4 cos u is chainin blunts at tha wheel and headin in the wrong direction then mebbe
 
anyone rate them tempature controlled extractor fans? in my local shop they are the same price as the rvk, should i get one or stick to rvk fan?
 
iiKode said:
anyone rate them tempature controlled extractor fans? in my local shop they are the same price as the rvk, should i get one or stick to rvk fan?
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I don't need more extraction if the temp goes up, I need more extraction end of, so get the best fan and run 24/7
 
Baz I had to do a test few years back working down Surrey at this animal testing place used my bros piss an got away we it had it in like a Capri sun bottle the type we a lid, was behind a little screen member I undid it upside down while holding the fucker an it sperted allor place lol got enough in tube an then told bloke Soz I'd spilt abit an fucked off me work boots were socked lol was mad as fuck..
Only thing is if they swop you which now days I bet they do your fucked was a good 5 year or so but I've herd those drinks work but you gotta have for a couple a days to work so means doin ya rattle for a day or 2 which i no is easy said then done mate.
 
anyone got rec for some good hard hittin Thai strain don't care bout flowering time, havnt smoked any since I was there an I was more into the opium at the time, slippery slope it was too but loved the thai stiks also
 
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