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Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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well i've had the gypsies kiss. it'd been opened in ireland and repackaged return to sender. post lass opened it. gaffer got the pull, i flitted through the side door and waited for the word. he met me in the pub garden and gave me the story. we went straight in and faced the music. they're happy to keep it quiet if we do. that was a fucking awkward situation. they'd looked back and saw it wasn't the first parcel to that address and started asking awkward Q's.

gaffer wasn't happy. it involved a trainee post lass and they've evicted tennants for this in these offices before. i've been fucking lucky as.

i was in two minds to flit yem and rip in the pub garden. fuckin hell, feel like i've dodged a bullet. cheers for the support lads. i'm away to clean the poop out me kegs.
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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Don Gin and Ton said:
well i've had the gypsies kiss. it'd been opened in ireland and repackaged return to sender. post lass opened it. gaffer got the pull, i flitted through the side door and waited for the word. he met me in the pub garden and gave me the story. we went straight in and faced the music. they're happy to keep it quiet if we do. that was a fucking awkward situation. they'd looked back and saw it wasn't the first parcel to that address and started asking awkward Q's.

gaffer wasn't happy. it involved a trainee post lass and they've evicted tennants for this in these offices before. i've been fucking lucky as.

i was in two minds to flit yem and rip in the pub garden. fuckin hell, feel like i've dodged a bullet. cheers for the support lads. i'm away to clean the poop out me kegs.
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good to hear it didnt turn out bad for ya mate

So did they find the parcel "contents" and did they realise what it was if so?
 
DST

DST

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between you and him up the road yer a right pair eh munchkins. glad it's all gravy lad, smacked wrist of the post lady.:)

So did you smoke what was returned? lol.

Don Gin and Ton said:
well i've had the gypsies kiss. it'd been opened in ireland and repackaged return to sender. post lass opened it. gaffer got the pull, i flitted through the side door and waited for the word. he met me in the pub garden and gave me the story. we went straight in and faced the music. they're happy to keep it quiet if we do. that was a fucking awkward situation. they'd looked back and saw it wasn't the first parcel to that address and started asking awkward Q's.

gaffer wasn't happy. it involved a trainee post lass and they've evicted tennants for this in these offices before. i've been fucking lucky as.

i was in two minds to flit yem and rip in the pub garden. fuckin hell, feel like i've dodged a bullet. cheers for the support lads. i'm away to clean the poop out me kegs.
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Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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oh fuck aye, unwrapped it, the lass was asking how much it was worth the ish. told her less than 20 quid. was i growing it in the back garden at home etc. proper squeaky bum time. as close as i've come top getting popped in a long time.
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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DST said:
between you and him up the road yer a right pair eh munchkins. glad it's all gravy lad, smacked wrist of the post lady.:)

So did you smoke what was returned? lol.
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don't think it would be a good idea to nip out for a j and come back to work pink eyed to fuck, do you!? lol. she did give it me back though! could have been a lot worse. don't think it'll be forgotten in a hurry.
 
DST

DST

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Don Gin and Ton said:
don't think it would be a good idea to nip out for a j and come back to work pink eyed to fuck, do you!? lol. she did give it me back though! could have been a lot worse. don't think it'll be forgotten in a hurry.
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fuk em, at least they know you ain't on the smack, lmfao....
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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the lassy was joking on saying i'll hold on to it for you :shock: think they just wanted to see i was taking things seriously.

does mean i can't get anything sent to work anymore though from silkroad or anyone off here. they are actively taking an interest in what arrives and leaves...
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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Do you think thats honestly all that will come of it or are they the kind of ppl to say its swept under the carpet to ya face n then to the police behind ya back after?
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

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hahahah no saer they don't want the aggro. it'd be in the local press the lot. can't say precisely why but trust me it would look bad for everyone concerned.
 
iiKode

iiKode

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Saerimmner said:
Posty has been n no fairy :-(
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im dyin for a smoke, bro told me hed be up today, now i fuckin hear hes away to help a mate, an not comin here till tomorrow, ffs total cunt, now its for sure im takin the last half q or whatever hes got left off him... cant be teasin a stoner like that fuck sake

stab his fuckin tyres for that bs
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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iiKode said:
im dyin for a smoke, bro told me hed be up today, now i fuckin hear hes away to help a mate, an not comin here till tomorrow, ffs total cunt, now its for sure im takin the last half q or whatever hes got left off him... cant be teasin a stoner like that fuck sake

stab his fuckin tyres for that bs
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lol im quite used to only being able to smoke for 2-3days per fortnight coz of money (not that i like it lol) so dont bother me that much an we all know what Royal fail are like lol

Also with signed for deliveries they only promise to deliver about 90% of em next day anyway so fairly standard lol
 
iiKode

iiKode

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Saerimmner said:
lol im quite used to only being able to smoke for 2-3days per fortnight coz of money (not that i like it lol) so dont bother me that much an we all know what Royal fail are like lol

Also with signed for deliveries they only promise to deliver about 90% of em next day anyway so fairly standard lol
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yahmun, well im usually alright, but the past couple month iv been smoking non stop an this is the longest iv been without a smoke, since about january, 9 and a half days now ffs
 
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