The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

newuserlol

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bazoomer said:
@Indi , workin me sack off m8 ! Smoking 6-7 week scrumped blue widow, harsh be fucked ! , @ new , when I was in the Philippines
, I was fucked up on some coconut tree sap drink shit , ended up snorting coke off some stunning birds massive bean in the "rum & roses bar" , it wasn't a bird , & that was no bean !
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fuck that made me lmao mate, i was only 18 when i was in Thailand i member these older lads who me dad knew taking me to some bar for the first time there they prob slipped her a couple of quid but the fittest dancer on the stage edged slightly off stage pulled her g string accross and these lads pretty much stuck me head in her vag well i didnt need asking twice i was licking,sucking,fingering this vag for a good while until one of the lads tapped me on the shoulder n said ''shes a whore'' lmfao
 
iiKode

iiKode

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spooningbadgers said:
what torrent site u use kode? iv been waitin for faf6 for a while, and world war z
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i use this site, then it links you to the good sites, the ones i used were pirate bay and kickass, but they are banned now so i stick with newtorrents, monova and a few others, but i allways use this site links you up with anything rather than trying to find specific shit on single torrent sites

http://torrentz.eu/mov/2013+movies-q
click itorrents top right to get all the genres and new torrentes that av jus been uploaded

im lookin forward to world war z aswell mate, but i never spoil it for myself watchin cams, allways wait for the good qualities, and if im realy lookin forward to a film ill wait the extra day or so for the hdrip
 
iiKode

iiKode

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newuserlol said:
fuck that made me lmao mate, i was only 18 when i was in Thailand i member these older lads who me dad knew taking me to some bar they prob slipped her a couple of quid but the fittest dancer on the stage edged slightly off stage pulled her g string accross and these lads pretty much stuck me head in her vag well i didnt need asking twice i was licking,sucking,fingering this vag for a good while until one of the lads tapped me on the shoulder n said ''shes a whore'' lmfao
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lmao first time i was at the strip club i was gettin ass in that face an everythin was about to go for a cheeky grab, but me bro warned me 6 bouncers would be draggin me out if i went too far, ended the night scrappin with the bouncers got my shit pushed in for sure, was my 18th an i was wrecked, my bro was tellin me i was tryin to have a go with 6 at a time, and this was after about 1 of every drink at the bar, ended the night 600 out my pocket and doin a runner on a taxi,

wasnt actually scrappin with them more like picked up by the collar an thrown out lmao i remember doin suicide shots an wakin up with red sore eyes, but was good all in all for not spillin it all on spirits
 
newuserlol

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iiKode said:
lmao first time i was at the strip club i was gettin ass in that face an everythin was about to go for a cheeky grab, but me bro warned me 6 bouncers would be draggin me out if i went too far, ended the night scrappin with the bouncers got my shit pushed in for sure, was my 18th an i was wrecked, my bro was tellin me i was tryin to have a go with 6 at a time, and this was after about 1 of every drink at the bar, ended the night 600 out my pocket and doin a runner on a taxi,

wasnt actually scrappin with them more like picked up by the collar an thrown out lmao i remember doin suicide shots an wakin up with red sore eyes, but was good all in all for not spillin it all on spirits
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thats pretty fucking funny kode, thailand and there strip bars kinda put me off uk strip bars for life mate, some of the strip bar well most really the girls would have numbers on there g-strings so if you liked any of them just tell the hostess or ugly fuck who brought drinks lol the number and she was yours for however long u wanted to pay for, which back then was five hundred bhat for all night bout eight-nine quid and that was all night lol
 
iiKode

iiKode

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newuserlol said:
thats pretty fucking funny kode, thailand and there strip bars kinda put me off uk strip bars for life mate, some of the strip bar well most really the girls would have numbers on there g-strings so if you liked any of them just tell the hostess or ugly fuck who brought drinks lol the number and she was yours for however long u wanted to pay for, which back then was five hundred bhat for all night bout eight-nine quid and that was all night lol
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if you seen my size it would be even funnier mate, was like david vs 6 Goliath's

cant remember if it was the same night but i once pinged a fag at a bouncer then done a runner, fuckin bastards are like police round here i know sae aint gonna like this but he was being a cunt for all i can remember lmao

i dont go out often but when i do, i fuck shit up thats for sure, gave a random guy the leftovers of a joint outside a club, came back out for a fag bout an hour later an he was spewing all over the place off his nut, he was trying to point at me while his mate tried to pick him up
 
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iiKode said:
if you seen my size it would be even funnier mate, was like david vs 6 Goliath's
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I ain't very big either kode but knocked fuck outta a bouncer at a local club one time for hittin me an open handed slap on the face, the rest of the bouncers stood and watched, I went back to try and get in the next week, the bouncer had got the sack and I was allowed in lol, they said he was no good to them because he couldn't handle himself and looked bad for them when someone the size of me kicked fuck outta him lol.
 
iiKode

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Mastergrow said:
I ain't very big either kode but knocked fuck outta a bouncer at a local club one time for hittin me an open handed slap on the face, the rest of the bouncers stood and watched, I went back to try and get in the next week, the bouncer had got the sack and I was allowed in lol, they said he was no good to them because he couldn't handle himself and looked bad for them when someone the size of me kicked fuck outta him lol.
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yahmun size means nowt, when iw as out when i was 17 some big ginger cunt being a typical cunt to a mate got choke holded by me, then when me n my bro were takin a sleeping girl back to her house he was there, giving it all that at the top of the stairs ran into a bedroom when i cahsed him up with a vodka bottle the cheeky cunt, another time back in the secure unit i was in some fat bastard bout 6 ft being an awkward cunt i gave him 3 quick uns and he was flattened, this was infront of staff had him out cold before any staff could intervene then sat down and finished my mince an tatties

knocked fuck outa my dad aswell, couldnt even get a dig at me the rapist filth
 
imcjayt

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lol forgot to say my 4 year old lad got suspended............at 4 i was a bit pissed off cos headmaster called me n missis in office he was havin ago at my boy i could see his bottom lip going and got me mad...sed look u can c he he upstet so enuff sed...was dying to smak the cunt......anyways 4 boys in his class was playin in sandpit and was throwin sand at my son so well this is what his teacher told me today...he got difencive and hit the colourd chap over head with shovel and split his head kid had to go hospital n be stiched.....
 
imcjayt

imcjayt

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aint that tho gives my lad a bad name and other kids didnt get sent home....just cos my son defended him self and had spade in hand at time he is the bad 1......pisstake
 
iiKode

iiKode

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imcjayt said:
lol forgot to say my 4 year old lad got suspended............at 4 i was a bit pissed off cos headmaster called me n missis in office he was havin ago at my boy i could see his bottom lip going and got me mad...sed look u can c he he upstet so enuff sed...was dying to smak the cunt......anyways 4 boys in his class was playin in sandpit and was throwin sand at my son so well this is what his teacher told me today...he got difencive and hit the colourd chap over head with shovel and split his head kid had to go hospital n be stiched.....
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ohh no, thats pretty funny mate i know its not meant to be but i can just see it aswell, because hes 4 and so innocent, my cousin got suspended aswell for fighting, but its realy not fair when other kids start the shit, an he wouldnt lie to me, me n him are tight as he trusts me to swear around me lol hes 8, an tells me alot more than he tells his mum so i dont think he was lying
 
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imcjayt

imcjayt

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yer is funny now....was when the headmaster asked him what happend and my son was doin the actions.......bless him.....
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ohh no, thats pretty funny mate i know its not meant to be but i can just see it aswell, because hes 4 and so innocent, my cousin got suspended aswell for fighting, but its realy not fair when other kids start the shit, an he wouldnt lie to me, me n him are tight as he trusts me to swear around me lol hes 8, an tells me alot more than he tells his mum so i dont think he was lying
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imcjayt

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iiKode

iiKode

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imcjayt said:
yer is funny now....was when the headmaster asked him what happend and my son was doin the actions.......bless him.....
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lmao, iv been there used to live with a foster famly with 8 kids under 5, sometime you cant help it but to laugh, an that just makes em worse, had 1 boy they adopted was premature, realy funny little boy couldnt speak properly but we all understtod cuz he done hand reastions, and reinacted things, hed get very frustrated when you didnt understand what he was saying aka laughing, thatd just make him worse, then he learned the ball shot, so i allways kept me distance
 
The Yorkshireman

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Been staking up plants in a t-shirt, come downstairs to wash yer stinking arms and there's no white spirit left under the sink!?

No bother lad, pull that litre bottle of voddy out of the fridge and use a splash or two of that.

Fucking classy in my house........
 
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