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newuserlol

newuserlol

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IC3M4L3 said:
Sorry to hear that mg mate is it to do wat we spoke about?

I wont get another in for xmas be january for me too..

Weeeeeelllll im fucked got jumped last night by bowt 15 niggers. Aftwr getting chairs bounced of my head ghey just stamped allnover me. Gashes downmmenlegs and bak and nek and arms. Aching like fuk canf straighten one leg
Took me kicking like a man no screaming or running fuk em

Cops came olschool copper told me to deal with it myself fuk yeh. Ima pay the estate kids 10er for every brick they smash a window with and fiver each time they pull thwr lekki fuse outside n smash it

Im SSSOOOOOOOOO NOT fuxking happy.... am on riu app atm il stick sum wound pics up later 500 qwid wen harvests in get em fucked ip nigger cunts

Cant fucking moove aargh
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fucking el ice what happened? howd that go about? where was ya?

get one of them vals down your neck mate will help with the pain.
 
ghb

ghb

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was alcohol involved by any chance? glad to hear there were no serious head injuries sustained, you were lucky.
 
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ghb

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not that it would have warranted getting jumped all over, i wasn't implying that this was in any way your fault so please don't take offence. i just meant that shit normally happens after one too many jars.
 
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Mastergrow

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IC3M4L3 said:
Sorry to hear that mg mate is it to do wat we spoke about?

I wont get another in for xmas be january for me too..

Weeeeeelllll im fucked got jumped last night by bowt 15 niggers. Aftwr getting chairs bounced of my head ghey just stamped allnover me. Gashes downmmenlegs and bak and nek and arms. Aching like fuk canf straighten one leg
Took me kicking like a man no screaming or running fuk em

Cops came olschool copper told me to deal with it myself fuk yeh. Ima pay the estate kids 10er for every brick they smash a window with and fiver each time they pull thwr lekki fuse outside n smash it

Im SSSOOOOOOOOO NOT fuxking happy.... am on riu app atm il stick sum wound pics up later 500 qwid wen harvests in get em fucked ip nigger cunts

Cant fucking moove aargh
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No m8, nothing to do with that at all. Ill pm ye later m8, just off out here
 
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IC3M4L3

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They wouldnt turn music down and one of em got in me face I pushd him away next thing getting chairs vollied at me head. As was slapping em away sum dirty.cunt took my feet from under me then it was a case of getting jumped.in. all over me.. my head feels weird bandaged up legs stiff and aching.. after I get up then one says cummon then one on one im like wtf as I hobble away gunna get em.done I swear to fuckjng god.. yeh drink jnvolved ther mom leaves em all the time for days n days so they have parties the eldest is 17 so its legal kids looking after kids.

Ffs for the life.of me couldnt find a tool anyware fucking typical.. cops turned up and told.me to deal withnit myalself as ther a skurge on our society lolz but sediuloulsy can hardley move
 
indikat

indikat

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ice last time you went out u got burgled, this time jumped ffs man u in south Bronx? sorry to hear it mate fukinorrible esp wen u no u could do each one...an MG sorry to hear cunts cant keep there mouths shut
 
newuserlol

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well the thread is full of good news today, bird just finished with me told me she dont love me no more and im not the sorta man she wonts to be with forever ffs got two kids together but shes never said that before think its really over, oh well such is life
 
newuserlol

newuserlol

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indikat said:
ice last time you went out u got burgled, this time jumped ffs man u in south Bronx? sorry to hear it mate fukinorrible esp wen u no u could do each one...an MG sorry to hear cunts cant keep there mouths shut
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indi i need a drink when u down mate?
 
ghb

ghb

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IC3M4L3 said:
They wouldnt turn music down and one of em got in me face I pushd him away next thing getting chairs vollied at me head. As was slapping em away sum dirty.cunt took my feet from under me then it was a case of getting jumped.in. all over me.. my head feels weird bandaged up legs stiff and aching.. after I get up then one says cummon then one on one im like wtf as I hobble away gunna get em.done I swear to fuckjng god.. yeh drink jnvolved ther mom leaves em all the time for days n days so they have parties the eldest is 17 so its legal kids looking after kids.

Ffs for the life.of me couldnt find a tool anyware fucking typical.. cops turned up and told.me to deal withnit myalself as ther a skurge on our society lolz but sediuloulsy can hardley move
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fuckin dogs. i take it they are your nextdoor neighbours then? unlucky having to live next to that shower of shite mate. don't do anything too silly now, the police say to sort it out yourself but they certainly don't mean it, i'm sure the human rights league people will be knocking on your door if something does happen.

come on then one on one, what a joke. glad i dont live down south
 
newuserlol

newuserlol

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ghb said:
fuckin dogs. i take it they are your nextdoor neighbours then? unlucky having to live next to that shower of shite mate. don't do anything too silly now, the police say to sort it out yourself but they certainly don't mean it, i'm sure the human rights league people will be knocking on your door if something does happen.

come on then one on one, what a joke. glad i dont live down south
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lmao u dont come in the thead much mate do ya, ice is up north lol
 
ghb

ghb

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newuserlol said:
well the thread is full of good news today, bird just finished with me told me she dont love me no more and im not the sorta man she wonts to be with forever ffs got two kids together but shes never said that before think its really over, oh well such is life
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thats a bit heavy like, you have two kids together and she is thinking of jumping ship?!?! what is wrong with women today?.

i think they invented the saying "the grass is always greener on the other side" to try and capture what women think, i swear it impossible to keep a woman happy. i can't see me ever being in a relationship again. i had a similar thing a couple of years back and it put me off the "snakes with tits".

hope you can keep your head straight mate.

now whats next? they say it comes in threes...............
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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IC3M4L3 said:
bastard sore as a mother fucker

the neighbours are all starting a petition to get em out, everyone sik of em
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Wait till ya harvest an use a coule of oz to pay the pikeys or summat to completely go thru the house with baseball bats n pickaxe handles, just mangle every cunt in the house while you are sitting under a CCTV camera in a pub or cafe lol
 
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IC3M4L3

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Saerimmner said:
Wait till ya harvest an use a coule of oz to pay the pikeys or summat to completely go thru the house with baseball bats n pickaxe handles, just mangle every cunt in the house while you are sitting under a CCTV camera in a pub or cafe lol
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yeh i said to the missus that we will do that make sure wer in iceland or sum shit, well on camera, and aye am gunna pay kids 10er for each brok and 5er for everytime they pull ther main fuse and fuk of with it, just gunna make ther life hell,, told a neigbour today wat happend a old dude and he went round going fucking nutz,
still aching like a cunt, sore too,, not happy but meh, wat cam i do till harvest,,, but wen i got that cash this bitch is fucking on!
 
Saerimmner

Saerimmner

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IC3M4L3 said:
yeh i said to the missus that we will do that make sure wer in iceland or sum shit, well on camera, and aye am gunna pay kids 10er for each brok and 5er for everytime they pull ther main fuse and fuk of with it, just gunna make ther life hell,, told a neigbour today wat happend a old dude and he went round going fucking nutz,
still aching like a cunt, sore too,, not happy but meh, wat cam i do till harvest,,, but wen i got that cash this bitch is fucking on!
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Another good one is to buy ya dustmen a bottle of whiskey each an watch em scrape their lorry down the side of the cunts motor as it was "blocking the road" lol, found out when i was working on the dustcarts years ago that if ya car is damaged by bin lorries coz ya blocking em from doing their job you cant claim against em lol
 
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