Fuck!!!!

[ArCaned]

Damn right, 17 midgets to do the housework, me and the op can burn down some blunts (and have lots of dirty sex) (bet my offer is hugely appealing now.) /english humor

 

[LetsGetCritical]

what is dirty sex? is that where you have sex with someone after not showering for three days?

 

[mr sunshine]

Lol dirty sex smells weird!!

 

[LetsGetCritical]

 

[mr.maryj]

Yeah, but thats where me and the seventeen midget hookers are sleeping.

dood that made my morning

 

[mr.maryj]

Lol dirty sex smells weird!!

that made my day im all set

 

[ThorGanjason]

kick him in the Kunt!!!!

And out of the house. And tell him not to let the screen door hit him in his vagina on the way out.

Seriously, have you ever checked for a pecker? Doesn't sound like a man to me

 

[blowincherrypie]

Looks like you did the destroying yourself my friend..

 

[prosperian]

Hey, marriage is about being a team. Maybe your husband is seeing something you're not. Getting busted with pot affects both of you. We might not have all the story and this guy could be looking out for your best interest.

That being said, I almost sprayed coffee all over my screen laughing so hard from reading about Arcaned's 17 midgets this morning, greatness.

 

[ProfessorPotSnob]

Had to destroy,my plants because my douche of a husband is an insecure irresponsible prick threatening to be a rat![/QUOTE

What kinda man threatens a girl for growing flowers lol .. Sounds like you selected the wrong male pheno to play with .

Game over , please try again !

 

[RIKNSTEIN]

Had to destroy,my plants because my douche of a husband is an insecure irresponsible prick threatening to be a rat!

Leave him, plain and simple, if he loved you, he would accept you for who you are...a gardener

Yep.. definitely need to revoke his man card! If his threat was serious and your actions tell me that he was, then that should also give you some real insight about his commitment to your marriage. Let me guess... He was all good with everything at launch right? He's doing it for the power to have you by the balls. Dragging your girls into the equation is straight bullshit. File papers... Lifes too short and its even shorter when you have to serve time over some lame that pulls that card. Trust me... Im a married woman (up until just now i dont think anyone on this forum even knew that). My husband would NEVER interfere with my girls. No matter what. Good luck honey.

And yes sweetheart, we had an idea, a MAN wouldn't have a heart as their avatar

EDIT: A MAN would have some dumb hedgehog or something smokin a blunt

 

[kushiesweet]

He's the one who got the clones for me. He just has insecurity problems cuz he's a failure at marriage and because I went out with a girlfriend to the store for two hours and didn't answer his 15 phone calls, he made the threat. I don't play games, had to make the sacrifice. He is packing his shit now and getting the fuck out of my house

 

[prosperian]

He's the one who got the clones for me. He just has insecurity problems cuz he's a failure at marriage and because I went out with a girlfriend to the store for two hours and didn't answer his 15 phone calls, he made the threat. I don't play games, had to make the sacrifice. He is packing his shit now and getting the fuck out of my house

A little more to the story. Some are better at marriage than others. You will find another man, a better one, especially if he doesn't want to get his shit together. Plus divorced women grow the best pot!

 

[RIKNSTEIN]

Had to destroy,my plants because my douche of a husband is an insecure irresponsible prick threatening to be a rat!

He's the one who got the clones for me. He just has insecurity problems cuz he's a failure at marriage and because I went out with a girlfriend to the store for two hours and didn't answer his 15 phone calls, he made the threat. I don't play games, had to make the sacrifice. He is packing his shit now and getting the fuck out of my house

I'll play in the dirt with ya

 

[lamopa]

Yeah, why on Earth would your husband "rat" you out? I'd be seeking a divorce if he's looking to put you in jail. Sounds like a real loser.

 

[e10lt1z]

if he's still finding shit to use against you, so you'll spend more time with him.. I think something might be wrong lol.

 

[Mr. Outdoors]

Should have let them grow, moved out then called the cops on him and said you left because he was growing.......

 

[Lemon king]

why is he so insecure ??

you must have known this about him....sounds like the plants are just an excuse to do ha youve been dying to do!!

 

[sohighifly]

This ought to do the trick...ignore all advice to turn it on him and tell,than you become the cheese eater.

 

[althor]

Hah, this thread sure brought all the single "Romeos" out from under their rocks.

A good wife does what her husband tells her and likes it.