I Once.

[MoePunn]

I once got into a fight at the gym, and I went to scoop slam the dude and he reached behind me grabbed a 5 lb weight and proceeded to hit me 3 times in the head I don't even remember the 3rd hit... Needless to say that was a fight I lost

 

[MoePunn]

I once boned a midget

Zekedogg, I'll see your boned a midget and raise you "@ my best friends bachelor party he and I ran a G on a midget named (yes you guessed it) Bridgett" I can't make this shit up!!

 

[InvaderMark]

i once cried all day bc my girl left for another dude.

 

[fdd2blk]

i once just smiled and answered the question.

 

[dak1b]

I once.... well many times have taken guys girlfriends im sorry for all relationship problems you are all having.

 

[MoePunn]

I once saw a 95 mph fastball from Randy Johnson incinerate a bird

 

[AchillesLast]

I once stole $60 of liquor from Albertsons resulting in my friend almost getting arrested.

 

[t0k3s]

I once stole $60 of liquor from Albertsons resulting in my friend almost getting arrested.

I once stole alot less then 60$ of liquor from Albertsons and did not get caught

 

[gangjababy]

I once huffed ether.

 

[marijuana~momma]

I once killed a man...........once

the people, i love the people

 

[marijuana~momma]

I was really high when I wrote that, please DON'T ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS!!!

I shocked myself with that bit of news!! lol

i am such a freak, i hope there is love for the freaks
(i love the humping smiley face emoticon, but i am too afraid to use it)
yay for humping smileys

oops. tee-he

 

[ToastyBowlDropper]

I love the people too!!! XP they are crunchy and taste good with katsup. O.O ((not really))

I once... burped in a bank line and i don't mean like, a little burp into your palm kinda burp either. It was waaaaay louder than i was expecting, so i was shocked as well. It was rather quiet in there, but there was the hustle and bustle noise of a busy bank. It had obviously been me, so what else can you do? Since there were a few looks thrown my way i just smiled and nodded.

btw,,,,

look how they hump in suck sync!!! *claps*

 

[abwhite86]

i oce smoked weed widow b4 highschool one morning hit a deer then my friend that was with me threw up in the hall way lol true story swear to god

 

[stickycrippler]

I once huffed gas out of a neighbors old snowmobile with a friend. The world started spinning and my friend passed out. I thought he was dead...scared the shit out of me and i never tried that dumb shit again

 

[bk4u4ever]

i once realized i smoke way to much weed

 

[mastakoosh]

i once went floating on an innertube in the river today. it started out warm and sunny and then turned into rain and lightning for almost 2 hours lol. 2nd year in a row the family float trip turned out this way.

 

[whatwherehow]

i once was lost.... but now i'm found

 

[pandabear]

I once Maybe didnt treat you Quite as good as I should have, Maybe I didnt love you Quite as often as I could have......but you were always on my mind, you were always on my mind

 

[pandabear]

i killed a wabbit with a thrown tennis racket.... really lucky

felt bad

wow dude you are sooo lucky im soooo jealous your really lucky


sorry that post made me bust out laughin

 

[jimmyspaz]

i once was lost.... but now i'm found

Was blind,but now I see,,,